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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Question for the assembled multitudes. Pretend I didn't read the manual. With an APA or AKA, can you pack them to the gills and still unload in one turn? Following your august example, I have always studiously avoided reading the manual too, but I've found they (APA/AKAs) do indeed seem to unload a heck of a lot faster than AP/AKs, let alone xAP/xAKs. And they shoot back better, too. Hey, give it a try, Cap, and let us know what happens. We're always interested in learning empirically from the hard-won bitter experience of others. As my chief resident in Internal Medicine used to say to us med students in the ICU at 2 AM when some poor soul was going in the tank, "Hey! Let's try this new gizmo out! The professors aren't around, and we're here to learn!" Back to the SubZero: So I bought my new house with a S-Z fridge 5 years ago. 6 months later it starts getting warm, and flashes a warning light: "Vaccuum Condenser!" I figure that means the vaccuum condenser is dying, so I call the S-Z repair guy: He comes out, takes off the faceplate, grabs a handheld portable automobile carpet vacumm, points it at the condenser coils, and sucks up some dust for 30 seconds. Who the hell knew that "vaccuum" was meant as a verb there instead of a noun? The repairman tells me, "That'll be $100, and your I've got more bad news: your condenser unit is leaking and needs to be replaced really soon; $800." Then I remember the seller gave me a 12-month home appliance warrantee when I bought the place. The insurance company sez, "as soon as the condenser dies we will get you a new one for free, but not if the fridge is still working OK." Which it was...So I wait... So it's now 4 1/2 years later, things are cool (what a bad pun), but just today the digital readout says once again, "Vaccuum Condenser." This time I'm gonna grab my own damn vaccuum cleaner,,, What would you have done if it said "vacuum tube" - tune in the old radio? A number of years ago I had a nerve conduction test on one of my arms. For those who don't know the test is something like 90 minutes long, in two halves. First half is a series of putting little paddles at various places from your neck to your hand and taking reading, the second half is inserting needles and doing same. Oh, yeah, the readings are taken when an electric shock is applied between two points. Almost all of it is uncomfortable, most of it somewhat painful, and some of it downright painful. But, seriously, if you haven't had worse in your life you need to get out of diapers soon. Afterward he asks me how it was and I tell him. He says that one patient told him it was the worst thing that had ever happened to her in her whole life! Now the punch line: he tells me that when he was learning the specialty (what would that be? Residency?) that he and his fellow doctors used to go in on Saturdays and practice on each other. So Moondawggie, tell us the stories about the sensory deprivation tank...
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