Slitherine

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: Historiker

I guess I should try to do a BBM?

Leo "Apollo11"

Spanking him afterwards may be very gratifying for you both (yes, I've seen some German...ummm..."recreational films"...that lead me to believe all Germans enjoy that sort of thing) but where were you when it was time to stop him?

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

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ORIGINAL: Historiker

I guess I should try to do a BBM?

Leo "Apollo11"

Spanking him afterwards may be very gratifying for you both (yes, I've seen some German...ummm..."recreational films"...that lead me to believe all Germans enjoy that sort of thing) but where were you when it was time to stop him?

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Historiker

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Historiker
You should get onto Germany's Autobahnen in Summer - or in Winter. One yellow numbers plate after the other. One Caravan after the other. You want to tell the Dutch: "Build your own roads and don't block ours!"

Sorry Torsten, its not just autobahns. Thot the gig was up, but i guess not. The rest of us has decided its u guys/girls that should pay off all our debts. U will pay for any and all infrastructure in the rest of the countries too. So we all can live in socialists heavens. Better get that PH.D finnished so u can start paying off the debts!

Rasmus

As soon as it is accomplished, I am leaving Germany.

Or to quote the great Patrick Henry:
"Is life so dear, or peace so weet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?
Forbid it, almighty god! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

No socialsm for me!

I take it you'll be going to Singapore with Chickenboy and the rest of the Facebook millionaires.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hey, I got this this morning. See ya, suckas! Champagne and caviar for me!

Online coordinator. LONDON UK OLYMPIC LOTTERY.
The LONDON OLYMPIC LOTTERY P.O.Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL. United Kingdom (Customer service) Notification Desk

Attention: Email Account Holder:

Congratulations!! Congratulations!! Congratulations !!!

We happily announce to you the draw (#1398) of the LONDON UK OLYMPIC
LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes promotion held in London 20th of June 2012.
Your active e-mail address attached to the World Wide Web computer
generated ticket number: B55607545 4133 with reference number
UK/JA2CT-110P/08 and Serial number ZA5365/3 , Batch number XA87-2PY, drew
the lucky numbers: 01-05-09-27-42-45 Bonus 21

This subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e. matches 6
lucky numbers Plus.

You have therefore been allocated to claim a total sum of ? £1,316,462.00
(One Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen Thousand, Four Hundred and Sixty
Two British Pounds) in cash is credited to file UKPC/9080144308/07. This
is from a total cash prize of ? £14,374,330 Shared amongst the 722,219
with (3) lucky winners in "1st" category.

All World Wide Web valid email addresses used/participants for the online
email version were selected randomly via computer balloting from World
Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies affiliated to the
National Lottery and are listed online. This Online promotion takes place
via virtual ticket Bi-annually.

Contact our Fiduciary agent immediately to commence release of your
lottery prize and provide him with the following details;

1. Your Ticket Number:
2. Your Reference Number :
3. Serial Number :
4. Batch Number :
5. Drew The Lucky Numbers:
6. Your Full Name :
7. Residential/Office Address :
8. City :
9. Country :
10. Age :
11. Occupation :
12. Amount won :

UK Lottery Fiduciary Agent:
Mr. Elvis Adams
Watford Regional Centre
Tolpits Lane, Watford WD18 9RN .United Kingdom
E- mail:europe.claimoffice.2012@europe.com
Phone: + 44 70 111 644 28.



Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Elizabeth Edwards Smith.
Online coordinator. LONDON UK OLYMPIC LOTTERY OFFICE

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Chickenboy)

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

On an unrelated note, I'm thinking of buying a speedboat after I won on an online lottery...

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

On an unrelated note, I'm thinking of buying a speedboat after I won on an online lottery...

Dixie, why would u buy a speedboat. Just take a hammer and beat all that aluminum sheeting u have a work into the correct form.
Instead of paying u get payed and get the same. Jeez, the school system in the UK.


Kind regards,

Rasmus

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Walloc)

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ORIGINAL: Historiker

building your own spit, are we?

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Historiker)

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

On an unrelated note, I'm thinking of buying a speedboat after I won on an online lottery...

Dixie, why would u buy a speedboat. Just take a hammer and beat all that aluminum sheeting u have a work into the correct form.
Instead of paying u get payed and get the same. Jeez, the school system in the UK.


Kind regards,

Rasmus

They might get upset if I start stealing sheet metal. They're already suspicious about where the wings for the Mk21 Spitfire have gone...

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

On an unrelated note, I'm thinking of buying a speedboat after I won on an online lottery...

Dixie, why would u buy a speedboat. Just take a hammer and beat all that aluminum sheeting u have a work into the correct form.
Instead of paying u get payed and get the same. Jeez, the school system in the UK.


Kind regards,

Rasmus

They might get upset if I start stealing sheet metal. They're already suspicious about where the wings for the Mk21 Spitfire have gone...

Dixie, i beg to differ. Finders, keepers. 9/10 of the law is posession. Nuff said.
Any how i have seen enough historic film about spits and the like, too know thats not stealing its the Good Fairy.

Scene from the: Green Berets(1968)

Captain Coleman: Oh, uh, I noticed a load of corrugated tin has miraculously appeared overnight.
Capt. MacDaniel: Sergeant Petersen provided it.
Captain Coleman: Well, that's a good man you've got there.
Colonel Mike Kirby: Sergeant Petersen say where he got it?
Capt. MacDaniel: He, uh, said The Good Fairy left it.
Colonel Mike Kirby: [smiling] I hope he said The Good Fairy left it, SIR

Rasmus

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Well, if Terminus doesnt come back, it looks like we found us a Crazy Dane (tm) replacement.

Now, if we could only teach him to identify Monty Python references....

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Well, if Terminus doesnt come back, it looks like we found us a Crazy Dane (tm) replacement.

Now, if we could only teach him to identify Monty Python references....

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ORIGINAL: Walloc
Guess il hafta play the help fellow dane in distress card on Mr T then. Cuz im not sure i can stand that kinda presure. In the case of danes, thats doesnt mean making a frontal assault. What works is. I'll just make him so cross he will make a mistake, like poping back in.
Btw when u get Steve to help u on getting that life, just like he did on Brian, which i couldnt help u with. Make sure he doesnt inadvertedly think ur Mr T.
Not sure what could happen with that kinda Man crush Just dont say i didnt warn u. He is not just a little harmless bunny.
Any how I fear that T and i share a common charecter trait. Maybe its a danish thing. We move for no man and when it comes to quitting we might only in extrem cases be inclined to call it a draw. It has consequences.

Sorry bout that Steve, i know u wont talk to me any more and rightly so

Rasmus

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Walloc
Guess il hafta play the help fellow dane in distress card on Mr T then. Cuz im not sure i can stand that kinda presure. In the case of danes, thats doesnt mean making a frontal assault. What works is. I'll just make him so cross he will make a mistake, like poping back in.
Btw when u get Steve to help u on getting that life, just like he did on Brian, which i couldnt help u with. Make sure he doesnt inadvertedly think ur Mr T.
Not sure what could happen with that kinda Man crush Just dont say i didnt warn u. He is not just a little harmless bunny.
Any how I fear that T and i share a common charecter trait. Maybe its a danish thing. We move for no man and when it comes to quitting we might only in extrem cases be inclined to call it a draw. It has consequences.

Sorry bout that Steve, i know u wont talk to me any more and rightly so

Rasmus

Cliff notes for MRM.

Do u remember any Monty Python reference about a certain failing frontal assault?
Which then leads to a suggestion about some one making mistakes. It has to do with a little harmless bunny.
I can say its not from the movie Life of Brian, but from a movie with a certain some one that will move for no man. Same guy sorta have a problem with quitting, tho he might call it a draw. Do that remind u of any one u know?

Rasmus

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ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
Chiefs will be 2-0 after tomorrow night's second pre-season game. Smells like a championship around here...

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Historiker

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Historiker
You should get onto Germany's Autobahnen in Summer - or in Winter. One yellow numbers plate after the other. One Caravan after the other. You want to tell the Dutch: "Build your own roads and don't block ours!"

Sorry Torsten, its not just autobahns. Thot the gig was up, but i guess not. The rest of us has decided its u guys/girls that should pay off all our debts. U will pay for any and all infrastructure in the rest of the countries too. So we all can live in socialists heavens. Better get that PH.D finnished so u can start paying off the debts!

Rasmus

As soon as it is accomplished, I am leaving Germany.

Or to quote the great Patrick Henry:
"Is life so dear, or peace so weet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?
Forbid it, almighty god! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

No socialsm for me!

I take it you'll be going to Singapore with Chickenboy and the rest of the Facebook millionaires.

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Hey, I got this this morning. See ya, suckas! Champagne and caviar for me!

Online coordinator. LONDON UK OLYMPIC LOTTERY.
The LONDON OLYMPIC LOTTERY P.O.Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL. United Kingdom (Customer service) Notification Desk

Attention: Email Account Holder:

Congratulations!! Congratulations!! Congratulations !!!

We happily announce to you the draw (#1398) of the LONDON UK OLYMPIC
LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes promotion held in London 20th of June 2012.
Your active e-mail address attached to the World Wide Web computer
generated ticket number: B55607545 4133 with reference number
UK/JA2CT-110P/08 and Serial number ZA5365/3 , Batch number XA87-2PY, drew
the lucky numbers: 01-05-09-27-42-45 Bonus 21

This subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e. matches 6
lucky numbers Plus.

You have therefore been allocated to claim a total sum of ? £1,316,462.00
(One Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen Thousand, Four Hundred and Sixty
Two British Pounds) in cash is credited to file UKPC/9080144308/07. This
is from a total cash prize of ? £14,374,330 Shared amongst the 722,219
with (3) lucky winners in "1st" category.

All World Wide Web valid email addresses used/participants for the online
email version were selected randomly via computer balloting from World
Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies affiliated to the
National Lottery and are listed online. This Online promotion takes place
via virtual ticket Bi-annually.

Contact our Fiduciary agent immediately to commence release of your
lottery prize and provide him with the following details;

1. Your Ticket Number:
2. Your Reference Number :
3. Serial Number :
4. Batch Number :
5. Drew The Lucky Numbers:
6. Your Full Name :
7. Residential/Office Address :
8. City :
9. Country :
10. Age :
11. Occupation :
12. Amount won :

UK Lottery Fiduciary Agent:
Mr. Elvis Adams
Watford Regional Centre
Tolpits Lane, Watford WD18 9RN .United Kingdom
E- mail:europe.claimoffice.2012@europe.com
Phone: + 44 70 111 644 28.



Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Elizabeth Edwards Smith.
Online coordinator. LONDON UK OLYMPIC LOTTERY OFFICE

Mate, I hate to tell you this, but there is no Tolpits Lane in Watford. I think the whole thing is a scam and that you haven't actually won One Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen Thousand, Four Hundred and Sixty
Two British Pounds. And the name Mrs Elizabeth Edwards Smith is a joke one, like Biggus Dickus in Monty Python. If you like I'll take care of this problem for you and contact this evil fake person myself.

On an unrelated note, I'm thinking of buying a speedboat after I won on an online lottery...

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ORIGINAL: Walloc
I'll just make him so cross he will make a mistake, like poping back in.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Historiker

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ORIGINAL: Walloc

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ORIGINAL: Historiker
You should get onto Germany's Autobahnen in Summer - or in Winter. One yellow numbers plate after the other. One Caravan after the other. You want to tell the Dutch: "Build your own roads and don't block ours!"

Sorry Torsten, its not just autobahns. Thot the gig was up, but i guess not. The rest of us has decided its u guys/girls that should pay off all our debts. U will pay for any and all infrastructure in the rest of the countries too. So we all can live in socialists heavens. Better get that PH.D finnished so u can start paying off the debts!

Rasmus

As soon as it is accomplished, I am leaving Germany.

Or to quote the great Patrick Henry:
"Is life so dear, or peace so weet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?
Forbid it, almighty god! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

No socialsm for me!

I take it you'll be going to Singapore with Chickenboy and the rest of the Facebook millionaires.

Torsten, if you're holding any facebook stock, here's some free financial advice. Sell right freakin' now. Certainly before their massive float in December.