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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:39:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after giving his donkey wine then seeing it attempt to eat figs.


Dying with fun!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:40:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		162 BC: Eleazar Maccabeus was crushed to death at the Battle of Beth-zechariah by a war elephant that he believed to be carrying Seleucid King Antiochus V. Charging into battle, Eleazar rushed underneath the elephant and thrust a spear into its belly, whereupon it fell dead on top of him.



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:40:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		64 – 67: Saint Peter was executed by the Romans. According to tradition, he asked not to be crucified in the normal way, but was instead executed on an inverted cross.[9] According to Origen of Alexandria, he said he was not worthy to be crucified in the same way as Jesus.


Respect!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:40:51 PM   
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892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney strapped the head of his defeated foe, Máel Brigte, to his horse's saddle. The teeth of the head grazed against his leg as he rode, causing a fatal infection.




The first case of a poisonous human bite? And a strong case against kilts.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:41:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		336: Arius, presbyter of Alexandria, is said to have died of sudden diarrhea followed by copious hemorrhaging and anal expulsion of the intestines while he walked across the imperial forum in Constantinople. He may have been poisoned.



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:42:16 PM   
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892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney strapped the head of his defeated foe, Máel Brigte, to his horse's saddle. The teeth of the head grazed against his leg as he rode, causing a fatal infection.




The first case of a poisonous human bite? And a strong case against kilts.

I like that story. Late revenge

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:42:43 PM   
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207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after giving his donkey wine then seeing it attempt to eat figs.


Dying with fun!


That doent sound very stoic to me.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:42:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		1514: György Dózsa, Székely man-at-arms and peasants' revolt leader in Hungary, was condemned to sit on a red-hot iron throne with a red-hot iron crown on his head and a red-hot sceptre in his hand (mocking his ambition to be king), by Hungarian landed nobility in Transylvania. While Dózsa was still alive, he was set upon and his partially roasted body was eaten by six of his fellow rebels, who had been starved for a week beforehand.


Now that is unique!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:43:30 PM   
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162 BC: Eleazar Maccabeus was crushed to death at the Battle of Beth-zechariah by a war elephant that he believed to be carrying Seleucid King Antiochus V. Charging into battle, Eleazar rushed underneath the elephant and thrust a spear into its belly, whereupon it fell dead on top of him.




Thats pretty darn heroic!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:44:04 PM   
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207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after giving his donkey wine then seeing it attempt to eat figs.


Dying with fun!


That doent sound very stoic to me.

true!

But whoever has seen a pet behaving after an anesthesia can understand this.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:44:12 PM   
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336: Arius, presbyter of Alexandria, is said to have died of sudden diarrhea followed by copious hemorrhaging and anal expulsion of the intestines while he walked across the imperial forum in Constantinople. He may have been poisoned.




That is a very bad day...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:44:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		1601: Tycho Brahe, Danish astronomer, according to legend, died of complications resulting from a strained bladder at a banquet. As it was considered extremely bad etiquette to leave the table before the meal was finished, he stayed until he became fatally ill. This version of events has since been brought into question as other causes of death (murder by Johannes Kepler, suicide, and mercury poisoning among others) have come to the fore.

Those danes...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:45:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		1649: Sir Arthur Aston, Royalist commander of the garrison during the Siege of Drogheda, was beaten to death with his own wooden leg, which the Parliamentarian soldiers thought concealed golden coins.


****, this is tough!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:45:15 PM   
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892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney strapped the head of his defeated foe, Máel Brigte, to his horse's saddle. The teeth of the head grazed against his leg as he rode, causing a fatal infection.




The first case of a poisonous human bite? And a strong case against kilts.

I like that story. Late revenge


It takes rooting for the underdog a bit far, dont you think? Besides, I doubt Mael was in any shape to celebrate his master stroke.


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:46:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		1667: James Betts died from asphyxiation after being accidentally sealed in a cupboard by Elizabeth Spencer, at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge in an attempt to hide him from her father, John Spencer.[



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:46:26 PM   
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1514: György Dózsa, Székely man-at-arms and peasants' revolt leader in Hungary, was condemned to sit on a red-hot iron throne with a red-hot iron crown on his head and a red-hot sceptre in his hand (mocking his ambition to be king), by Hungarian landed nobility in Transylvania. While Dózsa was still alive, he was set upon and his partially roasted body was eaten by six of his fellow rebels, who had been starved for a week beforehand.


Now that is unique!


It is Transylvania. Those guys have always been rather creative in their punishments.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:47:04 PM   
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207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after giving his donkey wine then seeing it attempt to eat figs.


Dying with fun!


That doent sound very stoic to me.

true!

But whoever has seen a pet behaving after an anesthesia can understand this.


My father still laughs about the time he gave his cat valerian drops.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:47:05 PM   
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892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney strapped the head of his defeated foe, Máel Brigte, to his horse's saddle. The teeth of the head grazed against his leg as he rode, causing a fatal infection.




The first case of a poisonous human bite? And a strong case against kilts.

I like that story. Late revenge


It takes rooting for the underdog a bit far, dont you think? Besides, I doubt Mael was in any shape to celebrate his master stroke.



But a master stroke it was!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:48:51 PM   
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1601: Tycho Brahe, Danish astronomer, according to legend, died of complications resulting from a strained bladder at a banquet. As it was considered extremely bad etiquette to leave the table before the meal was finished, he stayed until he became fatally ill. This version of events has since been brought into question as other causes of death (murder by Johannes Kepler, suicide, and mercury poisoning among others) have come to the fore.

Those danes...


Thats why the Russians of those time were clearly superior. They had no qualms about getting up, taking a leak in the corner and coming back...all while chewing on a leg of mutton.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:49:43 PM   
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1514: György Dózsa, Székely man-at-arms and peasants' revolt leader in Hungary, was condemned to sit on a red-hot iron throne with a red-hot iron crown on his head and a red-hot sceptre in his hand (mocking his ambition to be king), by Hungarian landed nobility in Transylvania. While Dózsa was still alive, he was set upon and his partially roasted body was eaten by six of his fellow rebels, who had been starved for a week beforehand.


Now that is unique!


It is Transylvania. Those guys have always been rather creative in their punishments.

Like Vlad Tepes Dracul...






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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:50:12 PM   
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1649: Sir Arthur Aston, Royalist commander of the garrison during the Siege of Drogheda, was beaten to death with his own wooden leg, which the Parliamentarian soldiers thought concealed golden coins.


****, this is tough!


The version I heard didnt mention any coins. Still, a tough day at work.

The English really didnt do themselves any favors in Ireland.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:51:04 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:52:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		1762: Crown Prince Sado, then heir to King Yeongjo of Joseon, was ordered to be sealed alive in a rice chest after his father decided he was unfit to succeed him. He survived inside for 8 days.



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:52:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		1771: Adolf Frederick, King of Sweden, died of digestion problems on 12 February 1771 after having consumed a meal of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, smoked herring and champagne, topped off with 14 servings of his favourite dessert: hetvägg served in a bowl of hot milk. He is thus remembered by Swedish schoolchildren as "the king who ate himself to death."

Sauerkraut!




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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:53:13 PM   
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Damn powerfull salute!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:53:47 PM   
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Americans...




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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:54:30 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:54:34 PM   
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1667: James Betts died from asphyxiation after being accidentally sealed in a cupboard by Elizabeth Spencer, at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge in an attempt to hide him from her father, John Spencer.[




Reminds me of a joke (pardon the hasty translation from Russian)

Two guys are standing in line at the gates of heaven, waiting for St. Peter to call them. One of them decides to strike up a conversation.

A: So, how did you die?

B: I was on a business trip but came back early. I walk into the house and find my wife, in bed, naked, and apparently very surprised. I searched the whole house for her lover. I looked in the closet, under the bed, in the shower, on the balcony, but didnt find him. By that time I was so enraged that I suffered a heart attack and died on the spot. How did you die?

A: Well, lets just say that if you had looked in the refrigerator we would both be alive.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:55:07 PM   
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892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney strapped the head of his defeated foe, Máel Brigte, to his horse's saddle. The teeth of the head grazed against his leg as he rode, causing a fatal infection.




The first case of a poisonous human bite? And a strong case against kilts.

I like that story. Late revenge


It takes rooting for the underdog a bit far, dont you think? Besides, I doubt Mael was in any shape to celebrate his master stroke.



But a master stroke it was!


Sort of reminds me of the Black Knight.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 8/18/2012 9:56:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		1871: Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer and Ohio politician, was demonstrating how a victim may possibly have shot himself while drawing a weapon from a kneeling position when he shot himself in the process. Though the defendant, Thomas MeGehan, was ultimately cleared, Vallandigham died from his wound.


Now that's a good lawyer!

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