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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 3:31:15 PM

Grollub

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INP.

Take that, cowboy!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 3:57:03 PM

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Never thought I'd be so happy to see a Swedish INP. Well done, Viking dude...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 3:57:29 PM

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Don't try the hengliding...

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; "Dat''s Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.

"Yeah, we''ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick, "Put dem in a pepper bag"

The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick''s van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft drop.

"Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick.

He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his friend drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a loud "Splat!"

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head.

"Focket Dat," Paddy says, "dis budgie jumpin'' is too dangerous for me..."

A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag.'

Seamus pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun.

"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff.

Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot''s head off. Seamus continues to plummet until he joins Sean''s mashed remains at the bottom of the cliff.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "An oim never troyin'' that parrotshooting oider..."

After a few minutes, Danny strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and walks up with his 'pepper bag.'

Danny pulls a chicken out of the bag. He puts the chicken above his head, holds its legs and launches himself off the cliff with the same result.

Once more Paddy shakes his head.

"For me life Danny, first der was Sean wit his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin'' hengliding..."

< Message edited by Chickenboy -- 2/1/2013 3:58:20 PM >

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 4:01:25 PM

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 4:09:35 PM

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Hahaha.

Good to see a new INP.

I am busy showing the gals how to use the new billing system... I let you slip past me.

Any new pups?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 4:13:10 PM

Grollub

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No new pups. As you know, they had a litter this last summer. I think they're planning to have the next one in summer in 1,5 years.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 5:25:11 PM

Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Don't try the hengliding...

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; "Dat''s Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.

"Yeah, we''ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick, "Put dem in a pepper bag"

The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick''s van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft drop.

"Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick.

He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his friend drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a loud "Splat!"

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head.

"Focket Dat," Paddy says, "dis budgie jumpin'' is too dangerous for me..."

A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag.'

Seamus pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun.

"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff.

Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot''s head off. Seamus continues to plummet until he joins Sean''s mashed remains at the bottom of the cliff.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "An oim never troyin'' that parrotshooting oider..."

After a few minutes, Danny strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and walks up with his 'pepper bag.'

Danny pulls a chicken out of the bag. He puts the chicken above his head, holds its legs and launches himself off the cliff with the same result.

Once more Paddy shakes his head.

"For me life Danny, first der was Sean wit his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin'' hengliding..."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 5:27:00 PM

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TTFIFF!!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 6:04:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

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five in a row!!

...yer tied with the niners for super bowl wins! maybe after this weekend they will surpass you...

When ya'll are done with Kaepernick, please send him to KC like you did Cool Joe since we don't draft QBs..

...might be a few years...would you settle for a delusional "best receiver to ever play the game" and a "slightly" homophobic nickel back? i'm pretty sure one or both will be available next year...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 6:45:31 PM

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Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 6:46:22 PM

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Well, see, he said that was in his head not his heart...so I'm SURE he didn't have help writing that.

I would take Randy Moss over our #2-7 WRs at th moment any day. If we don't resign or tag Bowe it is a crime.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 6:50:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

Pfft...'noob' is so old school. "n003" is where it's at. Word.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 6:58:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

Pfft...'noob' is so old school. "n003" is where it's at. Word.

Noob is old? I thought it was a new thing. I'm so embarrassed, I'm still using l33t. Those online people must think I'm so uncool.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 6:58:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

Pfft...'noob' is so old school. "n003" is where it's at. Word.

...CB, your coolness never ceases to amaze me...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 6:59:00 PM

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:00:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

Pfft...'noob' is so old school. "n003" is where it's at. Word.

Noob is old? I thought it was a new thing. I'm so embarrassed, I'm still using l33t. Those online people must think I'm so uncool.

Thats "1337" you n003.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:01:03 PM

Kwik E Mart

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...dam...i either had a once in a life time inspiration or i'm getting delirious about the fact that it's friday...

new book title..."n003's, d003's and L00d's"...catchy, eh?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:04:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

Pfft...'noob' is so old school. "n003" is where it's at. Word.

...CB, your coolness never ceases to amaze me...

KEM, you amaze REALLY easily.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:05:45 PM

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...dam...i either had a once in a life time inspiration or i'm getting delirious about the fact that it's friday...

new book title..."n003's, d003's and L00d's"...catchy, eh?

Drug culture book, KEM? Based on your experiences in the navy?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:07:08 PM

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I play WOTanks often...whenever some idiot is being just that, I tell them to not wake up their parents... thats usually a good one IMO..

Don't get bitter, get better is one of my all time favs..

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:10:51 PM

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As regards my uber-nerd ramblings with KEM:

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:11:36 PM

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My wife's little brother uses pwned a lot.. or whatever the hell it is..

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:13:20 PM

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I've never understood the origin of that one. Then again, I 'don't get' 99.9% of this crap.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:25:15 PM

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

TTFIFF!!!

Yeah!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:28:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

Pfft...'noob' is so old school. "n003" is where it's at. Word.

Noob is old? I thought it was a new thing. I'm so embarrassed, I'm still using l33t. Those online people must think I'm so uncool.

Thats "1337" you n003.

What in The Thread does l33t or 1337 mean?

(I'm a "text-speak" n00b)

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:28:56 PM

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I've never understood the origin of that one. Then again, I 'don't get' 99.9% of this crap.

WoW typo that went "viral". These are 14 year old youre dealing with.

When I was 14 I thought "Stick'ums Replacement Balls" for that game with the Velcro mitts and tennis balls was the most hilarious thing ever.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:30:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: USS America

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Hurray. I got called noob in an online game and told to delete it from my computer. Was it wrong of me to carry on poking the angry dead guy?

Pfft...'noob' is so old school. "n003" is where it's at. Word.

Noob is old? I thought it was a new thing. I'm so embarrassed, I'm still using l33t. Those online people must think I'm so uncool.

Thats "1337" you n003.

What in The Thread does l33t or 1337 mean?

(I'm a "text-speak" n00b)

"Leet" (as in "elite"). Yeah, dont ask. Like I said, 14 year olds......

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:31:23 PM

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If you can't beat the 14 year olds, drink them under the table!

Wait, my son is 14....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 7:43:07 PM

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If you can't beat the 14 year olds, drink them under the table!

Wait, my son is 14....

The trouble is, I cant beat 14 year olds. 1) I'm not that good at the games and 2) I never have the time for it.

I used to play that Star Wars MMO in college and tried to "keep up with the Joneses" until one day it dawned on me that while I pay for my classes these guys sit in their rooms and yell for mom to bring them more pizza rolls. Which is fine and all, but kinda hard to compete against in games that require resource farming.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 2/1/2013 8:37:12 PM

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I recall one "forumite" who communicated in nothing but that abomination of a "language". I'd mention his name, but I'd get banned for it. As far as I know, I'm still on "double secret probabtion" because of referring to him.