Paladin1dcs
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Joined: 7/7/2011 From: Charleston, WV Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Paladin1dcs That's West-BY-GOD-Virginia. Otherwise known as "occupied Virginia" amongst my Southern brothers and the last to utilize the ancient language of Appalachia. Drove through a part of it in my younger days. Considered staying after I saw some of the ....umm....womenfolk. Its quite possible that they were about 16, but as I understood, it doesnt matter. What can I say, we're from good Scot-Irish stock. Lots of redheads in these hills. The rumors aren't true though, we just let on like that to keep the Yankees and city-slickers out of our hair. The truth is that most of the women can shoot just as well as the men and I'd say most can skin out a buck just as easily as a man can too. You don't mess with a woman like that, she'll hurt you quick, fast and in a hurry. Well, given my accent I wasnt going to open my mouth lest the locals decide that the cold war was still on. I let my buddies do the talking. By the way, did you know that being a texan offers certain advantages? Oh yeah, Texans are highly regarded in Appalachia. We consider them kindred spirits, even if they want to live in an unholy flat land. I doubt you'd have caught much flak about your accent though, all things considered. We're pretty laid back really, just don't try to tell us how to live and you'll go on livin' just fine. ;)
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