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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/2/2013 4:34:41 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		I went to a 60's party yesterday so I Binged "bell bottom jeans".

Now I have ads for women's bell bottom jeans when I go to ABCNews. Looks like they have a few bugs to work out.

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/2/2013 4:40:10 PM   
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Hirsute man: Milo, you crazy epicruian SOB, these taco things are great. What's in them?

Man in fine linen slacks: They are called "tacos de cabeza". They have my own special twist.

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/2/2013 4:49:53 PM   
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I went to a 60's party yesterday so I Binged "bell bottom jeans".

Now I have ads for women's bell bottom jeans when I go to ABCNews. Looks like they have a few bugs to work out.

You have to find the feature that lets you delete your search history so it won't try and relate searches to each other [not-so-helpfully].

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/2/2013 4:51:52 PM   
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*******Milo's breastaurant (I forget what its called), Batangas*********


Maybe he called it "Coconuts", because they are filled with milk?

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/2/2013 5:53:40 PM   
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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/3/2013 5:26:24 AM   
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Welcome to the madness. If you've read this entire thing may I suggest you consult a local mental health professional?


Aye. What would that say about those that wrote this thing then?



I think Cap and Admirar Rord Sprior were both a tad bit loony before they started. Now as for me, I started late and read all 375 pages available at the time before joining in. I think that qualifies me as certifiable. Those who have hung around commenting since the beginning, what say you for yourselves?

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/3/2013 6:28:50 AM   
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Watch this...you will be impressed.

Hey Walloc;

When do you use a two tight end offense?


Sorry Cap,

Didnt see it until now. When u have Aaron Hernandez and the Gronk on ur team and only one WR that can catch a ball, except ofc when in the superbowl. Then he turns his a god given talent onto to pissing off brasilian models. Well, or if u are the Saints. Sorry guys but Drew gets injured this year and we(fans of the Saints, read not me) will hafta start pulling out the brown paper bags again.
Any how lets see this year. With the setup the Bengals have now, i forsee them using it quite a bit this year.

Else, when u do a '43 invasion of the Home islands its always nice to have ur line shouldered on two flexible, yet sturdy flanks. An excellent use of the two TE attack.

This year, as last was my first ever at fantasy, i know what im doing, aka ill lose all of my games!

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/3/2013 9:28:39 AM   
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Welcome to the madness. If you've read this entire thing may I suggest you consult a local mental health professional?


Aye. What would that say about those that wrote this thing then?



I think Cap and Admirar Rord Sprior were both a tad bit loony before they started. Now as for me, I started late and read all 375 pages available at the time before joining in. I think that qualifies me as certifiable. Those who have hung around commenting since the beginning, what say you for yourselves?


We're prfectly nrmal. A littll hrd to write with pen in mouth with the arms lockd by the straitjackt though.

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/3/2013 2:05:40 PM   
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Welcome to the madness. If you've read this entire thing may I suggest you consult a local mental health professional?


Aye. What would that say about those that wrote this thing then?



I think Cap and Admirar Rord Sprior were both a tad bit loony before they started. Now as for me, I started late and read all 375 pages available at the time before joining in. I think that qualifies me as certifiable. Those who have hung around commenting since the beginning, what say you for yourselves?


We're prfectly nrmal. A littll hrd to write with pen in mouth with the arms lockd by the straitjackt though.

Speak for yourself Grollub! Here in Canada "loony" [alternate spelling loonie] is good currency, so we are free of the jacket. Parkas are a different story ...

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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/3/2013 2:56:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Luzon. Not sure what they were doing with Kirishima. Proabably trying to interecept our carriers or amphibious group. We fool them. We no show up. Iba seems safe now with the bulk of 21st Marine in place. Lingayen just has a triffle of Marines.

Maybe we should just land 7th Aus at Lingayen and march up to Aparri? We have a Tank Bn 1-2 days out from Iba/Lingayen and a TD Bn. 2-3d out plus two Arty Bn about 4 d out.




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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/3/2013 3:04:12 PM   
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RE: Mars vs. Venus - 6/3/2013 4:47:04 PM   
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We're prfectly nrmal. A littll hrd to write with pen in mouth with the arms lockd by the straitjackt though.




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Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/3/2013 10:38:35 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.



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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 12:19:02 AM   
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The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.




Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong...

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 1:22:03 AM   
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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 1:37:31 AM   
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Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious

remember your age...fantasy's no longer come true...

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 2:58:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.




Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong...

Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ...

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 3:05:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.




Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong...

Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ...


Yes, Rep Weiner from NY (not really one of my congressmen, I am from Illinois, where our Governors go to jail, not to Twitter). Ironically, he (Weiner) is now talking about running again, but admitted there may be more photos yet to come...

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 4:51:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		"Running Weiners"? Cap'n-isn't there something you can give 'em for that? Ugh.

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 4:53:53 AM   
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Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ...


Yes, it was something like that. But he drove a Ford. A crack-smoking Ford. You guys up North sell that model, doncha?

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 8:20:46 AM   
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Isn't that what one of your Congressmen said after sending out his image on Facebook or something. What was his name? Hot-dog? Something like that ...


Yes, it was something like that. But he drove a Ford. A crack-smoking Ford. You guys up North sell that model, doncha?

No - no, can't be true. He waited a week, fired or forced to resign five of his closest staff, then had his brother plead his innocence before he came out and said he did not do the alleged deed, with eyes darting down and right as he said it [indicates embarrassment, shame and lying]. If he said he didn't do it, everything is cleared up then, isn't it?
OK - political highjack over - not enough innuendo in this one!

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 12:54:02 PM   
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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 12:57:46 PM   
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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 2:36:14 PM   
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Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.


I grimaced whilest following the link. Imagine my relief to find they were female Israeli soldiers. Whew.

The caption indicated that they were disciplined for posing for the photo. I wonder if that included a spanking. Yes, they were naughty and needed a spanking. And after that the...

Oh, never mind...

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 4:13:04 PM   
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It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself


D A M N it Mandrake! You owe me a new can of monitor wipes.

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 4:39:43 PM   
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Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.


I grimaced whilest following the link. Imagine my relief to find they were female Israeli soldiers. Whew.

The caption indicated that they were disciplined for posing for the photo. I wonder if that included a spanking. Yes, they were naughty and needed a spanking. And after that the...

Oh, never mind...

Oh, Admiral Lord sprior, your question about innuendo is now answered! [Most will be happy with the answer.]

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 6:32:15 PM   
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Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.


In what army can you find five hot women all in one picture? The Israeli of course....i wonder if this was just a random sample. I don't ever remember seeing this in my military days, but BAM's are generally not as feminine.

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 6:36:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.




Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong...

Two words... "Michael Douglas"

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 6:48:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The secret operation to get the HOA out of my hindquarters is in full glory. It's working! I tried rational advancement of my view with civilized discourse. Useless. I tried sarcasm. No go. In fact, I am pretty sure the sarcasm backfired.

This forced my to sit down with an adult beverage and do some serious planning. I copied their insincere style of salutations using:

"With the warmest of warmth"

or

"Warmly, Your obediant servant"

It worked! The two women there in the Berchtesgarten now answer my emails promptly and courtesously and they actually do what I request. Perhaps I am reading too much into this but it seems they are also being playfully flirtatious. Well, I'm not going to let this opportunity to get the girls at the HOA on my side so, just now, I sent them naked pictures of myself.




Good luck with that, what could possibly go wrong...

Two words... "Michael Douglas"


Wait. Michael Douglas sent nude pictures of himself to Captain Mandrake?

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RE: Wound my heart with a monotonous languor - 6/4/2013 8:31:23 PM   
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Meanwhile here's a pic of soldiers with not much on.



Same group, as far as I can tell, after an about face was ordered.

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/616/06/616_1370351392.jpg

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