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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 10:45:38 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 10:46:21 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/19/2013 11:22:37 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/20/2013 7:09:10 PM   
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Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.
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Clue: a comedy made post 2000

warspite1

Another clue:

Hospital Nurse: Come back soon.
Patient: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.
warspite1

No? Okay final clue. The lead character is an Englishman, but the film is set in the US - New York I think.


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/20/2013 7:17:30 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/20/2013 7:26:06 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/20/2013 9:33:44 PM   
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Hint #1, it's considered one of the worst movies ever released, though later edits have made it tolerable.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/20/2013 9:49:13 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 10:16:56 AM   
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Ishtar?


No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 1:16:03 PM   
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Ishtar?


No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.


Gigli?

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 2:04:27 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 3:17:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?


No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.


Gigli?


Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 7:13:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?


No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.


Gigli?


Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

warspite1

No idea on the film - but that is not surprising, there is no way I would watch something like that, that's just rude...


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 7:16:35 PM   
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Person 1: They even put his penis in a big jar. I mean why... why would they do that?
Person 2: Well... you saw that penis; it wouldn't have fit in a little jar.
warspite1

Clue: a comedy made post 2000

warspite1

Another clue:

Hospital Nurse: Come back soon.
Patient: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.
warspite1

No? Okay final clue. The lead character is an Englishman, but the film is set in the US - New York I think.

warspite1

Shocker!!

It was the brilliant Ghost Town


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 8:26:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aurelian


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?


No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.


Gigli?


Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

warspite1

No idea on the film - but that is not surprising, there is no way I would watch something like that, that's just rude...



#4" That line was said by Connery, Sean Connery.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 8:52:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aurelian


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?


No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.


Gigli?


Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

warspite1

No idea on the film - but that is not surprising, there is no way I would watch something like that, that's just rude...



#4" That line was said by Connery, Sean Connery.

Must be Highlander II then. That is the only really bad movie Sean Connery has been in.

Edit: I am shocked. Four version of such a bad movie.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 9:37:47 PM   
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I think this line is from Psycho.

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 9:40:46 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 9:56:10 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 10:17:27 PM   
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Too easy...

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/21/2013 10:30:30 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 1:08:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Ishtar?


No.

Hint #2: There are four official versions of this movie.


Gigli?


Hint #3: "But on the contrary, Virginia, all of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these dark haired ladies like to sit on men's faces."

warspite1

No idea on the film - but that is not surprising, there is no way I would watch something like that, that's just rude...



#4" That line was said by Connery, Sean Connery.

Must be Highlander II then. That is the only really bad movie Sean Connery has been in.

Edit: I am shocked. Four version of such a bad movie.


Correct. Though the 4th version makes it tolerable. (Taking out that alien planet storyline for starters.)

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 8:39:57 PM   
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When Harry Met Sally?

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 8:53:10 PM   
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Really?? And you call yourselves wargammeres!!

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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 8:55:53 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 9:00:33 PM   
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I live next door to her, and she's harder to get into than a Pearl Jam concert.



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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 9:02:47 PM   
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Nobody?

Hint #1, it's considered one of the worst movies ever released, though later edits have made it tolerable.



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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 9:06:43 PM   
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Lol!! What is British middle aged man watching the Brady bunch movie?!?!?. A great movie by the way!!! How is it I've ignored this forum for so long!!!!
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I live next door to her, and she's harder to get into than a Pearl Jam concert.


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Lol!! What is an American middle aged man doing watching the Brady Bunch movie

Yes - a really good film - especially Jan being a psycho


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RE: Film Quotes - 8/22/2013 9:10:58 PM   
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RE: Film Quotes - 8/23/2013 2:27:23 AM   
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"Foot massage"


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No, not exactly. Does "Tasty Sprite and a Big Kahuna" help?

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