Drongo
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Joined: 7/12/2002 From: Melb. Oztralia Status: offline
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Posted by Marc420 [QUOTE]Our current plan is to expand the officer's club on Shortland Island, and make sure there are at least three available ladies for each pilot. Maybe that will give them something to do on the R&R days besides taking our planes for a joy-ride. [/QUOTE] I wouldn't bother. I tried the the same thing with a Japanese base at Nevea. The standard R&R wasn't working, so a pre-fab bath house was shipped in, complete with a bunch of kimono-clad bath scrubbers and a floating bar. The intent was to stop the unauthorised flights by supplying the pilots with women and booze (I&I). Didn't quite work out as the attraction of joining the mile-high club was too much for the pilots to resist. I&I turned into F&F. Reports of silk knickers and empty saki bottles falling from the sky were coming in from all over the New Hebrides. Yes, I have seen a squadron set to escort/CAP fly off to attack targets of opportunity (effectively, they were performing sweeps). Never been able to track the exact circumstances of its occurrence. From memory, it normally involves a single squadron set to escort, the attack occurs in the afternoon and normally takes the form of (what appears to be) a fighter sweep. Generally, I can ignore it but every now and then it leads to the destruction of a fighter squadron through its attempt to engage a target that has heavy CAP protection. Worse than this is what happens in the afternoon phase for a fighter squadron that has been ordered to strafe a particular enemy airbase. While the morning will normally go to plan, the afternoon strike's destination often seems to have been the result of a map, a blindfold and several crates of saki. I've had some of my top squadrons ruined by interpreting an order of "conduct a sweep of Luganville airbase at 100' " as "and then in the afternoon, go find the strongest American surface combat TF in the area and conduct a strafing run with the objective of establishing the ROF of the 40mm AA ship mount". The word "bug" comes to mind (amongst others).
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