battlerbritain
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Joined: 11/2/2013 Status: offline
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A little light entertainment whilst we're waiting for the patch to appear... Is this the real patch? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from fake patch alerts Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor troll, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, just get the patch to me, to me, to me Mama, just killed a big juicy T-80 Pointed a gun at his turret Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown all my backups away Mama, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Moderator has banned all my posts Fingers aching all the time Goodbye everybody - I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows) I don't want to get banned I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little icon of a man Captn Darwin, Captn Darwin will you do the fandango Thunderbolt and F-35 Lightnings - very very frightening me Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo Figaro - magnifico But I'm just a poor troll and nobody loves me He's just a poor troll from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come easy go - will you let me go Forum! No - we will not let you go - let him go Forum! We will not let you go - let him go Forum! We will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go - let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go Captn Darwin has a patch put aside for me for me for me So you think you can stonk me and shoot at me So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh baby - can't do this to me baby Just gotta get my patch - just gotta get patched right outta here Ooh yeah, ooh yeah The patch really matters Anyone can see The patch really matters - really matters to me Anyway the wind blows...
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