Argos
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Joined: 11/1/2010 From: Bozeman, MT Status: offline
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USS Perineum In addition to the advantages of being difficult for your opponents to pronounce there are the following reasons – Sounds like it could be the site of a revolutionary war battle, for some reason the area around Worcester seems about right… Confused Naval Aviator/Ship Communication potential - “Foxtrot Uniform, you are cleared to land on the Perineum”. ‘Catching the third wire’, ‘Closed for landings’, ’turning into the wind’, and ‘recovery operations’ could all be assigned new meaning by low brow or juvenile readers. A wave off is even more shameful and will be forever after mentioned at any opportunity in a bar. Welcome aboard speech possibilities “Welcome to the USS Perineum men, it’s not the best place to serve, nor is it the worst, but its close.” Bonus to Damage control codes, “Engines Reports Level 4 Damage, that last hit just about tore us a new one…” Mascot opportunity jokes are nearly endless, as are the potential for Brazilian camouflage schemes, topside/bottom side, and soot blow jokes. Might start a trend where the Nimitz class could be named for body parts instead of ’people of import’
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