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New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/16/2014 6:55:06 PM

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We need to push Elliot for a new picture of the Shakturi...

Something so horrific, Data will stop stealing ale.

Something so terrifying, Admiral Rufolo will hide in mortal fear in the briar patch.

Something so agonizing, that IGard will take his Romulan skirt troops and run away crying like a baby...

Here is something that might do it...

P.S.: I did this because it has been too long without good natured jib-jabs at one-anther...

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/16/2014 8:25:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: tjhkkr

We need to push Elliot for a new picture of the Shakturi...

Something so horrific, Data will stop stealing ale.
Something so terrifying, Admiral Rufolo will hide in mortal fear in the briar patch.
Something so agonizing, that IGard will take his Romulan skirt troops and run away crying like a baby...

Here is something that might do it...

P.S.: I did this because it has been too long without good natured jib-jabs at one-anther...

Looks more like a Shakpurri to me

<rimshot>

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/16/2014 9:05:21 PM

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And here I thought Kitty Porn was illegal?

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/16/2014 9:21:03 PM

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Yup... that is what this forum has been missing for far too many months...

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/17/2014 12:31:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: tjhkkr

We need to push Elliot for a new picture of the Shakturi...

Something so horrific, Data will stop stealing ale.
Something so terrifying, Admiral Rufolo will hide in mortal fear in the briar patch.
Something so agonizing, that IGard will take his Romulan skirt troops and run away crying like a baby...

Here is something that might do it...

P.S.: I did this because it has been too long without good natured jib-jabs at one-anther...

OH THE HORROR!!!!

I surrender! No more, no more!

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/17/2014 3:11:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: tjhkkr

We need to push Elliot for a new picture of the Shakturi...

Something so horrific, Data will stop stealing ale.
Something so terrifying, Admiral Rufolo will hide in mortal fear in the briar patch.
Something so agonizing, that IGard will take his Romulan skirt troops and run away crying like a baby...

Here is something that might do it...

P.S.: I did this because it has been too long without good natured jib-jabs at one-anther...

DAMN......CLOAK THE SHIP....IMMEDIATELY!!!

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/17/2014 8:07:13 AM

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That.....doesn't look like ale

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/17/2014 10:48:11 PM

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nothing stopping "some1" to make some.
cats can be brewed.

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/18/2014 2:37:39 AM

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The main character for SW would be Pookisith...
The main character for ST would be as the Kitar... as Lursa and Betor...

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/18/2014 2:52:44 PM

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Major Intelligence Breakthrough!! A Spy has just returned with vital data on the Shakpurri Infantry

(I knew I had seen that somewhere...

)
(( the more I look at it, the more I see the the glare of a pissed off kitten thinking... "OH! You are SOOO gonna regret this two-leg!" )

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/19/2014 12:36:04 AM

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NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TJ (tjhkkr)!!!

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/19/2014 2:32:08 AM

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Hehe, that kitty looks pissed! LOL

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/19/2014 5:41:01 AM

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Boy that kitty looks like one dangerous foe...

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/19/2014 5:47:46 AM

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NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TJ (tjhkkr)!!!

I have not had so many good laughs in a while...

And that Intelligence Breakthrough gives us one very :put out :puddy!

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/19/2014 6:59:17 AM

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We've missed you TJ....good to have you back!

(Wait till you get a hold of DW Universe)

It will just STRETCH YOUR FACE!!! Oops...went a bit to much! Sorry!

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/22/2014 4:14:39 AM

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We've missed you TJ....good to have you back!

I cannot claim credit for this...
We have had a Data appearance...
And the dreaded Shakpuri!
And the 'oh the horror'...

I am just glad people played along...

:D

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/22/2014 9:32:15 AM

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anytime, man
like the great johny walker said, you'll never play alone....or something like that :P

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/22/2014 9:33:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: tjhkkr

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ORIGINAL: ehsumrell1

We've missed you TJ....good to have you back!

I cannot claim credit for this...
We have had a Data appearance...
And the dreaded Shakpuri!
And the 'oh the horror'...

I am just glad people played along...

:D

You have to admit that thing is just HIDEOUS.

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/22/2014 11:39:17 PM

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See how aggressive the Shakpurri are!
Just evil!
So evil, Erik will probably issue a warning against such photos...

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/22/2014 11:40:24 PM

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Okay here is a serious one...

Found this photo out there... I like it... neat concept and perhaps useable in your mods...

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/23/2014 5:45:59 AM

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Okay here is a serious one...

Found this photo out there... I like it... neat concept and perhaps useable in your mods...

Thats from "Battle Star Galactica - Blood & Chrome", an excellent production from Machinima.com.
Watch it as either 10 Web episodes, or compiled into a single movie.

Wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlestar_Galactica:_Blood_%26_Chrome

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/23/2014 7:57:00 PM

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The main character for SW would be Pookisith...
The main character for ST would be as the Kitar... as Lursa and Betor...

Captain Pallaeon approached the Grand Admiral nervously, harking back to his days with Darth Vader and the swift retribution that he would dole out for such a failure.
"Excuse me, Grand Admiral, but it seems Pookisith has slipped through our hands once again."
"Yes, I know. I expeected that, Captain. You see, I have studied cat art for a long time, and it seems our tactics were all wrong. I misread them."
The Captain's jaw nearly hit the floor, hearing that a Grand Admiral of the Empire admitted error.
"Captain, relax, please. You see, I could not gain the requisite understanding of the Shakpurri. I have deduced that is for one of two reasons. Either it is so beyond the scope of my understanding, that there is nothing for me to read into this, or..." A full minute passed and Thrawn's red eyes never moved from their stare into nothingness, Pallaeon thought.
"Or, it is so beneath that of intellectual study that there is nothing that may be gleaned from it whatsoever. What are your thoughts, Captain?"
Pallaeon thought for a minute, weighing the two options. Just as he was about to speak, Thrawn cut him off. "But there is a third option, Captain Pallaeon."
"What is that?"
A wry smile crossed the Grand Admiral's face, his red eyes growing as he explained the unexplainable.
"You, Captain. Well, not you in particular, but human art. Namely, something called 'cat memes.'"
"I apologize, Grand Admiral, I do not follow."
"Not necessary. Your order is this: make haste to the Shakpurri base at KittyCondo. Oh, and refit all of our TIE fighters with laser pointers."

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RE: New Picture for the Shakturi... - 4/23/2014 11:22:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: tjhkkr
The main character for SW would be Pookisith...

Captain Pallaeon approached the Grand Admiral nervously, harking back to his days with Darth Vader and the swift retribution that he would dole out for such a failure.
"Excuse me, Grand Admiral, but it seems Pookisith has slipped through our hands once again."
"Yes, I know. I expeected that, Captain. You see, I have studied cat art for a long time, and it seems our tactics were all wrong. I misread them."
The Captain's jaw nearly hit the floor, hearing that a Grand Admiral of the Empire admitted error.
"Captain, relax, please. You see, I could not gain the requisite understanding of the Shakpurri. I have deduced that is for one of two reasons. Either it is so beyond the scope of my understanding, that there is nothing for me to read into this, or..." A full minute passed and Thrawn's red eyes never moved from their stare into nothingness, Pallaeon thought.
"Or, it is so beneath that of intellectual study that there is nothing that may be gleaned from it whatsoever. What are your thoughts, Captain?"
Pallaeon thought for a minute, weighing the two options. Just as he was about to speak, Thrawn cut him off. "But there is a third option, Captain Pallaeon."
"What is that?"
A wry smile crossed the Grand Admiral's face, his red eyes growing as he explained the unexplainable.
"You, Captain. Well, not you in particular, but human art. Namely, something called 'cat memes.'"
"I apologize, Grand Admiral, I do not follow."
"Not necessary. Your order is this: make haste to the Shakpurri base at KittyCondo. Oh, and refit all of our TIE fighters with laser pointers."

Laugh...
I wonder of Pink 5 Started this way...

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