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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/4/2014 10:01:36 PM   
jcjordan

 

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My driver's licence did expire. This could save me so much time not having to hang out at the DMV. I wonder if I can choose my state? I'd hate to suddenly be from Arkansas.



That wouldn't be as bad as WVa. where I'm originally from. I still have all my teeth, (save for three wisdoms) by the way. Maybe not for long.


Did you run out of cousins in WV? I've got some sisters in AL for you

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/4/2014 10:18:11 PM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/4/2014 10:45:36 PM   
Spurius Evidens

 

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Status: offline 		I'm going to guess these passports will only work at dot bases. Anywhere the head honcho doesn't wear a headdress of bird of paradise feathers will likely notice they're printed on toilet paper.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/4/2014 11:13:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: geofflambert


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ORIGINAL: obvert

My driver's licence did expire. This could save me so much time not having to hang out at the DMV. I wonder if I can choose my state? I'd hate to suddenly be from Arkansas.



That wouldn't be as bad as WVa. where I'm originally from. I still have all my teeth, (save for three wisdoms) by the way. Maybe not for long.



Hey, let's not be knocking the WeeVee crowd too much. You at least moved out of here, I moved into Occupied Virginia, after all.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/4/2014 11:15:44 PM   
Paladin1dcs


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ORIGINAL: Terminus

It's so rarely the spamscum make it all the way down here.


Here he was thinking he had a forum full of suckers. Poor guy just got a forum full of wargamers...

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 12:34:37 AM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 1:12:36 AM   
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You can then use your saved money to help out the poor sod that decided to hawk his wares down here with this bunch!

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 2:03:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Rolins as you are a deeply caring man and long time forum member I would like to buy 1 original high-quality fake passport and happy to pay more for that extra quality you will give to a long time forum member as I live in Thailand and the coup has me on worried your loving PBEM mate.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 2:07:59 AM   
Spurius Evidens

 

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 2:42:10 AM   
crsutton


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Status: offline 		Check out my new AAR. "Passport to Victory" CRSutton vs Rolins. I am pretty sure I can take this guy..

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 7:20:17 AM   
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Wow. So criminal.



Its mean, man. Mean!



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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 9:14:59 AM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 9:17:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.



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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 11:07:02 AM   
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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 12:04:58 PM   
obvert


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ORIGINAL: Encircled

Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.




Use a laptop! I've played this game on four continents and in about 8-10 countries!



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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 12:43:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: obvert


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ORIGINAL: Encircled

Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.




Use a laptop! I've played this game on four continents and in about 8-10 countries!




Are you the one who recruited Rolin to join the forum?


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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 1:22:52 PM   
obvert


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ORIGINAL: crsutton


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ORIGINAL: obvert


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ORIGINAL: Encircled

Why would I need a passport?

Because of this game, I never leave the house, let alone the country.




Use a laptop! I've played this game on four continents and in about 8-10 countries!




Are you the one who recruited Rolin to join the forum?



How do you know I'm not a mole placed here years ago by Rolins just for this moment? Maybe I've been playing AE all over the world to entice you all to get out of your basements and spare rooms.

Get an 'original high-quality fake passport' and join me in a cabana on Beachcomber Island in Fiji. The Rolins Stones play every night from 6-9 and 'original high-quality fake' cocktails are 2 for 1 before 7.

All of the servers wear 'original high-quality fake' coconut shell bras on shift and look a bit more like LargeSlowTarget's sig pic when they're off.

Free wifi!!






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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 1:25:13 PM   
Eambar


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Status: offline 		Dear Rolins,

2 questions if I may, before I purchase my fake Tuvalu passport (oh the places you go!):

1. Is it a genuine fake
2. Can I choose my gender and age

Thanks for this great offer, it's something I've always wanted.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 2:26:27 PM   
chemkid

 

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 2:42:03 PM   
Spurius Evidens

 

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 5:01:28 PM   
offenseman


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Status: offline 		If I get a British passport does it come with the fake accent of an American trying to talk like a Brit?



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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 5:06:20 PM   
offenseman


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Status: offline 		Rolin, it is disappointing that you only offer high quality fakes. Any chance I can get a low quality fake? I think it might work better than a really nice fake passport when I smuggle Cuban cigars across the US border.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 9:38:54 PM   
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LargeSlowTarget: I suggest you edit that to "monopoly money" to avoid unnecessary hassles


Why? Apparently the Secret Service just made a call for bids for a software able to detect sarcasm in posts on social media plattforms and forums. They can use this thread as a testbed - in sandbox mode.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 9:43:12 PM   
Don Bowen


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Not so sure this is a good deal. I called and talked to a nice man is Cameroon. He took down my credit card, bank account information, full name, mother's maiden name, address, phone, social security number, and email address. Been waiting for my original fake Cameroon passport so I can take a river cruise, but it has not arrived. How long do you think it should take?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 11:28:07 PM   
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Not so sure this is a good deal. I called and talked to a nice man is Cameroon. He took down my credit card, bank account information, full name, mother's maiden name, address, phone, social security number, and email address. Been waiting for my original fake Cameroon passport so I can take a river cruise, but it has not arrived. How long do you think it should take?

Depends how much $$$ is in your bank account...banks have those annoying rules about how much you can withdraw at one time.

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 11:44:34 PM   
jcjordan

 

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/5/2014 11:50:09 PM   
Don Bowen


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Not so sure this is a good deal. I called and talked to a nice man is Cameroon. He took down my credit card, bank account information, full name, mother's maiden name, address, phone, social security number, and email address. Been waiting for my original fake Cameroon passport so I can take a river cruise, but it has not arrived. How long do you think it should take?


I think they may have mis-delivered my passport. I seem to be staying in a 5-star hotel in Paris and shopping heavily in the gift shop. Might have something to do with all the on-line ordering I seem to be doing in Budapest. I'd check my bank account and credit card activity but my passwords don't seem to work.

Anyway, I hope my wife does not find out about those outcall massages in Bangkok.


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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/6/2014 2:42:50 AM   
geofflambert


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ORIGINAL: LargeSlowTarget


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ORIGINAL: geofflambert

LargeSlowTarget: I suggest you edit that to "monopoly money" to avoid unnecessary hassles


Why? Apparently the Secret Service just made a call for bids for a software able to detect sarcasm in posts on social media plattforms and forums. They can use this thread as a testbed - in sandbox mode.


The Secret Service? Sarcasm? Really?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/6/2014 2:47:11 AM   
geofflambert


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Dear Rolins,

2 questions if I may, before I purchase my fake Tuvalu passport (oh the places you go!):

1. Is it a genuine fake
2. Can I choose my gender and age

Thanks for this great offer, it's something I've always wanted.


Can I pretend to be from the planet Tralfamadore?

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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports,... - 6/6/2014 3:01:56 AM   
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Do you except Bitcoins?


I asked. No Bitcoins. They only accept 'proper' currencies. And tulip bulbs. Those too.

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