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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/3/2014 8:26:57 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		See, that-ah probrem. Nobody berieve Mandrake-san. Mandrake-san do summer on Borscht Bert with Rooney-san, 1936

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/3/2014 8:27:31 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/3/2014 8:35:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not-ah sure what Rooney-san mean when say "us".

Probabry mean Miss-ah Garrand. One time Mandrake-san see Miss-ah Garrand at wird poorh party in Ber Air at Mistah Grant-san house. Turn out Miss-ah Garrand have fire crotch. Evidentry that-ah not bother Mistah Rooney-san.

Mistah Grant-san arso try to pick up on Mandrake-san. Big surprise. Gaydar not yet instarred in 1936.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/3/2014 8:37:23 PM   
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Dear Arried-mens;

Prease to send turn. Materiarh getting pretty thin.


Sincerery

Mandrake-san

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/4/2014 5:42:19 PM   
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CVL's Suru Sea sink coupurh of crappy AKL's.

PB from Nadi trade "mortarh" brows with AKL's at Suva.

Japan-mens shoot down a coupurh of P-40's ovah Batan.

That-ah it. rearry.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/4/2014 5:57:06 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/4/2014 6:19:48 PM   
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--Miura Det. arrive Koumac 2 d with covah from 4 carriers.

--146th Regt wirr move SE arong New and Improved New Hebrides toward Nadi

--Kaga coming south to reprace Akagi for Rord Howe Isrand operation.

--5th Air Div HQ moving to Rabaurh for deproyment to Rord Howe Isrand

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/4/2014 10:29:38 PM   
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Capture and buird-up of Rord Howe Isrand.

1st Kure SNRF
2 x Speciarh Base Force
Air HQ (21st Air Frotirra +/- 5th Air Div)
Regmt AAA
2 x Coy Airfierd Engr
40,000 Suppry

AV
AKE

2 x CL, 8 x DD (that can rearm at base)
CA-based SCTF that may have to rearm at Raburh
BB-based SCTF (Haruna, Kirishima)
2 x BB-based bombardment TF to destroy AF at Brisbane and Port Kembla and Newcastle
Carriers to take out Sydney airfierd, docks and surface threats

10 x SS

3rd KU-S1 (36 Zero)
90 x Betty (after airfierd overbuirt to rever 4)
Recon aircraft


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/4/2014 10:50:21 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		What do Arries have?

3 CV

PoW
Repulse probabry strirr in shop

Warspite by midderh of January perhaps
3 x repaired BB's from Pearh by rate January perhaps

Therefore Japan-mens bettah hurry up before Arried-mens try to brow everything up on Rord Howe with Batterhships

Stirr...bettah have fight now than with 4 carriers and fast USN BB's

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2014 12:14:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sydney have few crappy 9 in guns. Brisbane and Melbourne have 6 in. pea shooters.

Arr 3 have rots of mines.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2014 2:32:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK, Mandrake-san do more pranning.

5 days to accomprish covering of randing at Koumac and 146th Regt at Nadi

5 days to get back to Rabaurh to refuerh

This-ah mean assaurt forces reave Rabaurh about January ereven to accomprish randing and capture Rord Howe Isrand about January 15 or 16.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2014 3:51:09 PM   
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K, Mandrake-san do more pranning.

Take a nap; we'll cover for yah!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2014 4:00:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: witpqs

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K, Mandrake-san do more pranning.

Take a nap; we'll cover for yah!


Hai. Try to find out what "doggerer Engrish" mean. Mandrake-san think some kind of code ranguage.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2014 5:11:49 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/5/2014 5:55:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ol_Dog

I am pretty sure it is not FORTRAN and probably not BASIC


Hai! Probabry not APL(R) or 8086 machine ranguage either.

Rets ask SPrior-san. SPrior-san rive in Engrand for few years. Navarh attache in Rondon.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:02:22 PM   
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Man in very cumbersome protective suit with with face mask: Rot ra rah. Rot ra rah. Et ra bro tan.

Beautifurh Rukanese womans with simirar protective suit except with grass in front to see top of breastesss: What?

Man in very cumbersome protective suit with with face mask: <pulls off head gear abruptry> Hory crap! How Japan-mens supposed to work with arr this crap on? Forget about virus.....uh...what-ah name?

Beautifurh Rukanese womans with simirar protective suit except with grass in front to see top of breastesss: <takes off top...oh..wait..no, top of rever 4 protective suit, not-ah what think> Hai! Mandrake-san. The virus is called New Hebrides hemorrhagic fever.

Man in very cumbersome protective suit with with face mask: Rook, how about Japan-mens just not-ah invade New Hebrides? Anyone notice?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:03:42 PM   
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Day quite eventfurh

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:11:56 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		*******Fiji and Samoa et environs (that-ah French ranguage, not-ah rearry know what mean but sound good) In act-ah of sheer mean-spiritedness, Kikuzuki head back to Suva to brow up USS Nevadan which-ah tryung to bring in Pabst Brue Ribbon and Marboros to Arried-mens on Fiji. Thing is, Arrid-mens on Fiji mostry Austrairia-mens and probabry think Pabst Brue Ribbon taste rike ****, which true.

Anyway, not rucky night for Nevadan.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Suva at 132,160, Range 8,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Kikuzuki

Allied Ships
xAKL Nevadan, Shell hits 15, and is sunk

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:18:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Arried-mens go rooking for Japan-mens ships that unroad at Savaii. Evidentry Rasputin on anothah Arried ship because Arried-mens arways seem to find Japan-mens ships at night.

Kashima detached from the transports after she expend ammo bombarding Fiji-mens on isrand.

Actuarry, considering Kashima have-ah armost no main gun ammo and Kashima no match for America-mens cruiser, Japan-mens pretty rucky. Just 27% system damage and no major damage.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Pago Pago at 150,156, Range 8,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Kashima, Shell hits 8

Allied Ships
CL Raleigh
DD Blue
DD Shaw, Shell hits 1
DD Downes
DD Cassin

Oh rook! Morre crappy Pabst Brue Ribbon can froating around Suva harbor.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Suva at 132,160, Range 8,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Kikuzuki

Allied Ships
xAKL Mapele, Shell hits 14, and is sunk

Yubari and DD bombard Savaii and then turn back toward Kwajerein with row ammo and run into Rareigh with Rasputin at herm again. This time, Japan-mens win. Rareigh burning pretty bad.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Pago Pago at 149,158, Range 6,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Yubari, Shell hits 1
DD Akikaze

Allied Ships
CL Raleigh, Shell hits 2
DD Blue, Shell hits 1
DD Shaw
DD Downes, Shell hits 1
DD Cassin

Anyway. Arried-mens dent one crappy Japan-mens cruiser...Japan-mens dent one rearry attractive Arried-mens cruiser. Arso, Japan-mens not-ah berieve how big Samoa-mens. Taro root evidentry have rots of vitamins.


Ground combat at Savaii (146,159)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 189 troops, 3 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 13

Defending force 180 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 7

Japanese adjusted assault: 12

Allied adjusted defense: 1

Japanese assault odds: 12 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese forces CAPTURE Savaii !!!

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), leaders(-), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), leaders(-)

Japanese ground losses:
19 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
116 casualties reported
Squads: 6 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 11 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Units destroyed 1

Assaulting units:
II/66th Nav Gd /1

Defending units:
Samoa Det.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:32:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		Actuarry, Samoa-womans pretty big too so keep Japan-mens in rine.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:47:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Japan-mens sairh into nest of Arried-mens ships. Recon from carriers directed mostry to South/West/East
so miss Arried cruisers in morning. Japan-mens not-ah rearry sure what Arried-mens doing?
Perhaps putting mens on Ruganvirre? If that case Arried-mens bettah herp French-mens at Noumea or it get-ah ugry.


Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Belep Islands at 108,151

Weather in hex: Light rain

Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 7 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 35
B5N2 Kate x 14
D3A1 Val x 15

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
CL Adelaide, Bomb hits 3, on fire

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 11000 feet
Naval Attack: 2 x 250 kg SAP Bomb
11 x D3A1 Val releasing from 3000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb
4 x D3A1 Val releasing from 2000'
Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb

Most of Kates not-ah have coorh torpedoes.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:50:06 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:56:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, Samoa-womans pretty big too so keep Japan-mens in rine.

What-ah that mean? Take a number and bring own "rubbers" ?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 1:57:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mouse-ovah recon shows CA,CL where Aderaide attacked. Probabry beat up Aderaide and one DD.

Japan-mens keep going. Miura Det toward Koumac and 146th ESE in the gap between New Caredonia and New Hebrides. Carriers move harfway between transport convoys

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 2:00:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, Samoa-womans pretty big too so keep Japan-mens in rine.

What-ah that mean? Take a number and bring own "rubbers" ?


No. Friendry rugby tournament with Samoa-womans. 2nd Bn/66th Navarh Guard get asses kicked.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 2:01:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Onry 2 squadrons of bombers attack Aderaide. Arried-mens might assume onry one carrier. Interesting.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 3:48:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san use Japan-mens accent at business meeting yesterday.

Mandrake-san: How about medicarh group use Toyota Rean to fix medicarh records?

Medical Director: Did you say Toyota Lean?

Mandrake-san: HAI! Toyota Rean, sensei.


One time Board Chairman say..."How do you get your department to do what you tell them?"

Mandrake-san: Ve vere just followink ze orders.


Mandrake-san used to be President of corporation. Corporation-mens fire Mandrake-san, erect new President. Bah..pay rousy anyway.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/9/2014 7:56:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san use Japan-mens accent at business meeting yesterday.

Mandrake-san: How about medicarh group use Toyota Rean to fix medicarh records?

Medical Director: Did you say Toyota Lean?

Mandrake-san: HAI! Toyota Rean, sensei.


One time Board Chairman say..."How do you get your department to do what you tell them?"

Mandrake-san: Ve vere just followink ze orders.


Mandrake-san used to be President of corporation. Corporation-mens fire Mandrake-san, erect new President. Bah..pay rousy anyway.

You shourhd have brought out your Katana when asked about how you get peoprhes to do what you want ...

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/10/2014 8:21:51 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/10/2014 8:50:10 PM   
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She obviously fancied a little something

Was he what you call a "spinner"?

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