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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/2/2014 4:31:22 PM   
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If Mandrake-san understand correctry, points are appried when damage occurs and do not go away if damage repaired.

Mandrake-san not know if possiburh for Japan-mens to create firestorm with bombers. Pretty sure we not get nucurarh..oh crap...nucu...ahh....nucrear weapons.


Wait! - Does this mean George Bush had a Japanese father?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/2/2014 5:46:26 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/2/2014 8:01:01 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/2/2014 8:18:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hai! Engrish rangruage regurar raugh riot.

One time, Mandrake-san see pray carred Hamret and nearry reave wet spot.

Whether 'tis nobrer in the mind to suffer
The srings and arrows of outrageous fortune

Oh..stop..prease stop.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 12:55:11 AM   
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Hai! Engrish rangruage regurar raugh riot.

One time, Mandrake-san see pray carred Hamret and nearry reave wet spot.

Whether 'tis nobrer in the mind to suffer
The srings and arrows of outrageous fortune

Oh..stop..prease stop.

Oh come on - get to the good part of the passage:
"Aye, there's the rub" [aside] (said the man in the massage parrour)

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 2:24:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Evidentry, SPrior-san not expect Japan-mens to need carriers in Aprir 1945(d).

Either Japan-mens arready have Governor's office in San Francisco or Japan-mens hiding in caves waiting for bright frash in sky.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 3:44:05 PM   
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Evidentry, SPrior-san not expect Japan-mens to need carriers in Aprir 1945(d).



Sprior-san smart man. You should-ah ret him command about harf your forces, Captain-san.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 4:14:08 PM   
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Evidentry, SPrior-san not expect Japan-mens to need carriers in Aprir 1945(d).



Sprior-san smart man. You should-ah ret him command about harf your forces, Captain-san.



Hai! Maybe China because Mandrake-san get surprised by superior China-mens forces. Arso, seige of Hong Kong seem to take forever. Onry probrem is Japan-mens admirars toss coin to see who control China and Mandrake-san roose.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 4:20:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san daughter use 30 Mb of data on portaburh shortwave receiver driving to Ras Vegas because she use navigation device.

Here driving directions to Ras Vegas.

-Get on I-15, head east
-Drive 300 mires
-Get off I-15 when see bright rights in desert

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 4:36:27 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 4:40:42 PM   
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Mb or Gb?



Whatevah America-mens Terephone and Teregraph charge mandrake-san for.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 4:45:11 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 6:37:58 PM   
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If Mb it's like 'so what?'. If GB, you might have a monthly plan with 5 or 10 GB included, the rest 'overage'.



Hai! Rike 20 GB monthry pran. This-ah go ovah.

Mandrake-san cut chin so bad shaving have to drive in command vehicurh with toiret paper on chin. Mandrake-san see attractive womans in Mercedes coupe smiring at Mandrake-san at stop right, forget about toiret paper, assume attractive-womans frirting with Mandrake-san so Mandrake-san smire back. This cause great dear of raughing in Mercedes coupe.

Ratah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 6:55:42 PM   
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If Mb it's like 'so what?'. If GB, you might have a monthly plan with 5 or 10 GB included, the rest 'overage'.



Hai! Rike 20 GB monthry pran. This-ah go ovah.

Mandrake-san cut chin so bad shaving have to drive in command vehicurh with toiret paper on chin. Mandrake-san see attractive womans in Mercedes coupe smiring at Mandrake-san at stop right, forget about toiret paper, assume attractive-womans frirting with Mandrake-san so Mandrake-san smire back. This cause great dear of raughing in Mercedes coupe.

Ratah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.


From what I have seen so far, this may be verr good idea

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 7:07:11 PM   
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ah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.


Who-ah kirr serf by cutting chin? HQ Staff eat sushi cut too crose to Fugu rivah.

ETA: Prease terr stupid-ah HQ Staff proper way to commit hara-kiri, comprete with dynamic movements. This-ah reassure them you know what you are doing and are A-OK, doc. The tatami mat, white linen cloth and wakazashi are optional props.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/3/2014 9:19:59 PM   
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If Mb it's like 'so what?'. If GB, you might have a monthly plan with 5 or 10 GB included, the rest 'overage'.



Hai! Rike 20 GB monthry pran. This-ah go ovah.

Mandrake-san cut chin so bad shaving have to drive in command vehicurh with toiret paper on chin. Mandrake-san see attractive womans in Mercedes coupe smiring at Mandrake-san at stop right, forget about toiret paper, assume attractive-womans frirting with Mandrake-san so Mandrake-san smire back. This cause great dear of raughing in Mercedes coupe.

Ratah, when Mandrake-san get to work, chin rook so bad, HQ staff ask if Mandrake-san need to see psychiatrist.

Prease to document patients' reaction to doctah with TP on chin. Pictures or video with sound prease!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/4/2014 2:46:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Captain-san,

Speaking of bruddy nuisances, how have eviction proceedings against SG junior (mare) gone? Prease to terr. Ret me get-ah popcorn first.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/4/2014 6:02:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		SG(I) vs. Mandrake-san rike musrims vs cargo-curtists.

SG(I) take wet crothes out of dryer, put on birriard taburh and put own crothes in dryer. Mandrake-san want to wrap hands around neck untirh turn brue but decide prudence bettah option. Instead, Mandrake-san, aftah simpurh, crear warning start to
throw out crothes of SG(I) find in raundry room. Apparentry SG(I) berieve Mandrake-san bruffing.

SG(I) find rearry nice Phirripino girrfriend who apparenty not-ah have very good judgement and rearry rike him. Mandrake-san buying rots of sweets to put on Shinto shrine asking for miracurh apartment rentarh.

Serenity now...serenity now....serenity now...

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/4/2014 7:58:29 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/4/2014 8:09:11 PM   
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I said, "Borrocks" at work today. This prace is getting to me.


Time for a nice Bordeaux and some Beef Werrington or something....or martini with pictures of sirry fellows in baggy red uniforms.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/4/2014 8:10:34 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/4/2014 8:30:37 PM   
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I said, "Borrocks" at work today. This prace is getting to me.


Time for a nice Bordeaux and some Beef Werrington or something....or martini with pictures of sirry fellows in baggy red uniforms.

Don't you mean "Boldeaux"? Oh wait!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 1:04:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		By ra way, Admirarh SPrior-san, Mandrake-san onry kidding about "take this job and shove it".

This might be seen as irrevocaburh by boss.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 1:18:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Seem rike this-ah good pran so far. Probabry defaurt settings but pretend Mandrak-san nevah rook.
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 1:23:43 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 1:27:51 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 1:30:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		This-ah way more compricated than Arried-mens.
When Arried-mens just wait for stuff from Omaha or Seatturh. Sometimes not so good but usuarry pretty good.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 1:41:30 PM   
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Tojo: <touring prant> Very nice. Make sure that-ah man get ear protection. We not-ah want any accidents.

Manager: HAI! <bows deepry>

Tojo: What-ah production rate?

Manager: <proudry> EREVEN!

Tojo: Sprendid! Ereven per day! Excerrent!

Manager: <begins to sweat profusery>

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 1:46:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ereven, rearry? What-ah Hitachi-mens using to bore out engine brock? Sand paper?

Maybe turn off reraxing music and get rid of zen garden and give extra fish heads as production bonus? Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 4:24:29 PM   
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Johnny "Hideo" Wojohaisky with-ah sandy bronde hair and onry srightry armond shaped eyes..werr to terr truth Johnny rook pretty much rike average Porrock and not rike mothah who is furr on Japan-womans but go back to Osaka when chird because Johnny-san fathah drink too much...this-ah pretty much why Johnny-san get new job at assembry prant....and......why Johnny-san most varuaburh spy for Emperor in Ypsiranti: <walks onto assemby froor for first time and stop dead in tracks saying sirentry to serf> Hory crap! Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.





*Mandrake-san change because sperr "Ypisranti" wrong.

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