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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 7:28:02 PM   
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Seem rike this-ah good pran so far. Probabry defaurt settings but pretend Mandrak-san nevah rook.
A6M2 and Oscar Ic in production.



Hai, default settings. Way, way too row Oscar production, Captain-san.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 7:29:48 PM   
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Shouldn't we be buirding Bettys?


Hai! You *should* be buirding Bettys.

It-ah rook rike your research arr defaurt too?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 7:31:56 PM   
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And B5N2?



Hai! You shourd be buirding B5N2s too.

Chickenboy-san recommend two things:

1. Check your B5N2 factory. It-ah have enough suppries rocarry to expand? You *did* order it to expand at the beginning of war, right?

2. Let Lord Admirar Sprior-san handre economy / research / production.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 7:38:48 PM   
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Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.


Hai!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/5/2014 8:48:51 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 1:54:14 PM   
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And B5N2?



Hai! You shourd be buirding B5N2s too.

Chickenboy-san recommend two things:

1. Check your B5N2 factory. It-ah have enough suppries rocarry to expand? You *did* order it to expand at the beginning of war, right?


Mandrake-san find B5N2 prant in Hiroshima. That-ah good prace, shourd be safe from bombing.
Expansion options are exponentiarh..probabry about 16/month about right. Mandrake-san beginning to berieve some peopurh here trying to shake confidence of Japan-mens but Japan-mens raised since chirdren to be fearress. Sometimes this-ah not rearry work but Japan-mens stirr pretend on outside..so there! Japan-mens arready have 105 Kates in inventory so onry thing happen is save money for future.


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2. Let Lord Admirar Sprior-san handre economy / research / production.


Arready is! Who stop carriers buirding? Emperor Hirohito?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 1:56:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san not-ah find M1A1 prant anywhere. Mandrake-san arso begin to berieve some peopurh voting from Arried-mens.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 2:03:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Arso, Japan-mens not-ah rearry start war...just prace ad in opponents wanted. Nobody terr us Mistah Ford burid 10 mire rong airprane prant in prace Japan-mens can nevah bomb.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 3:00:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK, with regard to reinforcement groups, when group is reported to have aircraft BEFORE group arrive, are those airframes in ADDITION to inventory or does inventory decrement upon arrivarh of group?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 7:08:37 PM   
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--A6M2...73 in inventory......monthry production 52
(Another 36 unrestricted Craudes due for upgrades)
Air fights coming up in Oz and Burma/India
Possiburh carrier rosses
We need more inventory. Production should be increased moderately

--Ki-43-Ic..17 in inventory....monthry production 32
Many upgrades to Nates needed
More production needed

--G4M1...45 in inventory but Japan-mens use up arr of Mitsubishi Ha-32 engines..oops
We need many more Mit. Ha-32 (2 per G4M1 and Sally)

--Kate..90 B5N1/B5N2 in inventory...no production yet...oops

--Mavis...21 in inventory...production 7...seems about right

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 7:42:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Kates, A62, Ki-43-Ic abd Rirry arr use Nakashima Ha-35 so engine production has to match production of airframes.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 7:43:32 PM   
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Japan-mens gonna get asses kicked

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 7:43:57 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Status: offline 		Just rearize something. Perhaps Betty production automaticarry shut down because of engine shortage.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/6/2014 11:24:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Just rearize something. Perhaps Betty production automaticarry shut down because of engine shortage.

Maybe Mistah Miro have some "surprus" Rows Royce Merrin engines you can get in exchange for fish heads? I am sure the Arries produce too many of them.
Sprior-san should know where to find them in Brighton.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 3:52:53 PM   
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Fiji: Incompetent IJN get incompetent IJA ashore safery. Not-ah even submarine attack. 144th, 146th, 8th Tank Regt and 3 x Navarh Gaurd Bn attack today at Suva. Nearry 500 AV. This shourd be enough. Crusier bombardment of Suva tonight. Carriers move WNW to refuerh. Just rike crockwork. Everything according to pran. Japan-mens in San Francisco by June.

Near Rord Howe: An AKL (unescorted?) is destroyed by gunfire from R-boat near Rord Howe (the isrand, not the man). A minerayer arso spotted.....hmmmmm.

Hong Kong: Wheathah machine break down. Japan-mens bomb prace from Canton and Takao. Rots of bombers.

Singapore: Everyone having good time. Arried-mens send in B-17's but Japan-men shoot down at reast one with Oscars and Tonys.

Near Brunei: Annoying Dutch sub waiting at right side of Borneo, sink smarrish TK.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 3:55:14 PM   
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Dr. Higashi: Somebody send message to Saigon. See if have any more burn creme.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 5:31:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lecivius

Me thinka you right, Mandrake-san.

Japan-mens gonna get asses kicked


Japans-mens High Command seem to pray... er, wage war for the first time?


Edit: Corrected sperring - stupid me had it backwards. Musta be a curturar thing, fake Japan-mens tark obviousry not werr understood by Klauts...

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 5:47:44 PM   
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***************Pranning***************


Operation Tarrurah:

--Mandrake-san decide Bandarsan SNRF not powerfurh enough to take Horn Is. so now tasked to take Norfork. Is

--This-ah free up anothah SNRF for randing force on Rord Howe which may be defended.

--Minesweepers go in with first wave at Horn Is. in right of enemy shipping near isrand.

--AV arrive Koumac (New and Improved Caredonia) today. Mavis search pranes arrive tomorrow.

--Rast batturship rearm tomorrow. Most of transports reave Raburh tomorrow.

--Carriers refuerh today. Move North tomorrow to exchange air groups with replenished grousp at Truk.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 6:26:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san just type in patient chart...."smarr testicurar vorume"


Just rike that. Not even srow down. Now this-ah bad thing to have..... especiarry to hear from Japan-mens doctor.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 8:27:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just type in patient chart...."smarr testicurar vorume"


Just rike that. Not even srow down. Now this-ah bad thing to have..... especiarry to hear from Japan-mens doctor.

Hint that might save your career: Type the AAR post normally, but do it in a text editor. The Search&Replace all... you get it.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 8:32:48 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 11:25:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Japan-men shoot down at reast one with Oscars and Tonys.


Wow! Here most honorable Chickenboy-san think Captain-san not know what doing. But if you-ah have Tonys frying over Singapore in January 1942, you some sort of aircraft production son of heaven!

ETA: Don't terr Tojo. He get-ah jearous.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 11:28:01 PM   
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What do you write when patient has voluminous volume?


Normar testicurar vorume-barring any setback.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2014 11:59:26 PM   
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Japan-men shoot down at reast one with Oscars and Tonys.


Wow! Here most honorable Chickenboy-san think Captain-san not know what doing. But if you-ah have Tonys frying over Singapore in January 1942, you some sort of aircraft production son of heaven!

ETA: Don't terr Tojo. He get-ah jearous.



Actuarry, Japan-mens rename Tojo-pranes to Tony-pranes in honor of Tony Congri....Tony Coniguari...hord on......just a minute...(rumagin sound>............ah..Tony Conigriaro

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/8/2014 12:03:53 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/8/2014 12:16:08 AM   
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Mandrake-san just type in patient chart...."smarr testicurar vorume"


Just rike that. Not even srow down. Now this-ah bad thing to have..... especiarry to hear from Japan-mens doctor.

Hint that might save your career: Type the AAR post normally, but do it in a text editor. The Search&Replace all... you get it.



Hai, good idea! Fake Japan-mens immersion thing get out of contror.

Arready everyone in househord arready say "HAI!" and nod head when answer affirmative. State Farm adjustor come ovah and write out check and then ask:


State Farm guy: Do you understand what we discussed Mr. Mandrake?

Mandrake-san: HAI! <crisp nod...State Farm guy recoirs srightly>

It just come out. Mandrakes-san not-ah aburh to help self.

Everyone in house say "Hory crap" too. Even 9 year ord. Harf of Mandrake-san extended famiry say "Hory crap".

For some reason it rearry fun at bar to say "HAI" to every question and have othah drinkers exprain things rearry srowry in Engrish


"Mandrake...do....you...want...another....beer? <makes universar bending erbow sign>

"HAI"

"Two more of the same please" <to bartender>

It-ah compretery chirdish but get funnier and funnier with every beer.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/8/2014 5:04:50 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/8/2014 8:21:37 AM   
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It obvious?



Hai!

Recommend to take precautions before going to audience to aporogize to the Emperor - rike sharpening the Wakizashi!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/8/2014 8:38:53 AM   
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And B5N2?



B5N2 production over-rooked. Rectified now.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/8/2014 8:46:40 AM   
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