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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 12:20:51 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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Is there a map key to the SG Mandrake-san famiry tlee? Is SG I the other half unit or SG junior?


Mandrake-san have three chirdrens with funny fourth toe just rike Mandrake-san.

SG have 2 harf-Porish kids, incruding SG I, who think know everything but-ah rike many 25 year ords, not-ah know anything about ****.

Then, two youngest are adopted harf-sibrings. Mandrake-san pretty sure biorogic fathahs wearing orange jumpsuits somewhere.

The Mayan not-ah rerated which-ah good thing because Mandrake-san berieve Maya-womans have hots for Mandrake-san. SG and SG II fire The Mayan because Mayan-womans say SG rook order than actuarh age.

This-ah probabry good thing so Mandrake-san not-ah have too many brandy and end up rike Schwarzeneger-san.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 3:07:27 PM   
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Here copy of postah at Seaside Virra. Mandrake-san not-ah aburh to take eyes off headrights.



In 1940's (d), one on reft in danger of being arrested for having regs too rong for skirt.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 3:21:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hai! Prus Mrs.Andrews going to be rearry mad when find out daughters take kitchen drapes to make skirts.

Actuarry, aftah croser inspection, Mandrake-san decide to take down postah so can concentrate bettah on war.


One time, working in fierd hospitahr and othah doctah have new I-pod with rots of music. Rearry proud. Ask Mandrake-san what-ah want to hear. Mandrake-san decide to make joke and pretend to be rearry interested in Andrew's Sistahs. Otha doctah get rearry excited and immediatery purr up 40 Andrew's Sistahs song. HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san have to risten to f****** Andrew's Sistahs for 3 hours.

Ret me terr you. Working on rairroad in Burma nothing compared to that.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 3:22:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Here copy of postah at Seaside Virra. Mandrake-san not-ah aburh to take eyes off headrights.



This-ah as authentic Mexican as Chickenboy-san. Worse yet, Chickenboy-san no see headrights.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 3:32:16 PM   
Cap Mandrake


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<gets out thick Japan-mens grasses. Rook rike sawed off botturh of Coke>

Mandrake-san:HORY CRAP! THOSE SOME KIND OF CRAPPY FAKE DESERT FROWERS, NOT HEADRIGHTS! JIMMY, TAKE STUPID POSTAH DOWN! FIND SOMETHING WITH TAHITI-WOMANS

Jimmy "too tarh": Bear breastesses, sir?

Mandrake-san: Rook, Japan-mens army need initiative. Use best judgment......Oh, and Jimmy, Nothing saggy rike Nationarh Geographic, prease.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 3:47:32 PM   
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New and Improved Caredonia: 14 operationurh Mavisses at Noumea and stirh not spot Arried-mens cruisers sneaking in. Instead of raiding Noumea which had Takao and 3 DD's on duty, Arried-mens ships ruck into 2 more freet oirers. 40 mires out of range of carrier bombers to West. Of course, second part just pranning on Arried-mens part, not ruck.

Day Time Surface Combat, near La Foa at 115,158, Range 21,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
TB Sagi, Shell hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage
AO Ken'yo Maru, Shell hits 19, heavy fires, heavy damage
AO Kokuyo Maru, Shell hits 24, heavy fires, heavy damage

Allied Ships
CL Honolulu, Shell hits 1
DD Farragut, Shell hits 1, heavy fires
DD Hull, Shell hits 1
DD Schley
DD Crane

Farragut hurt pretty badry because Arried-mens reave behind. Mandrake-san angry, want to kirr Arried-mens ships. Send Takao NW to pursue and bring in Nerrs to Noumea.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 3:49:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		Arried-mens trying to bomb Parembang oir fierds at night. So far onry one oir point hit. SPrior-san getting ready to push south from Parembang and rerieve 41st Regt at Oosthaven.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 3:58:29 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 4:50:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Jimmy "too tarh": Bear breastesses, sir?

Mandrake-san: Rook, Japan-mens army need initiative. Use best judgment......Oh, and Jimmy, Nothing saggy rike Nationarh Geographic, prease.



Ugh. This no bettah. Honestry: Mandrake-san's efforts to raise morare rearry terribah.






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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/22/2014 7:31:57 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/23/2014 1:26:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Arried-mens send radio message: "How many big, fast oirers Japan have reft?"

Japan-mens break something now. Herro Austraria. Hope rike rizzard stew cooked on wood fire because now whorhe prace rive rike aborigines for coupurh years.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/23/2014 1:36:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		SG in unbereivaby bad mood because stress of SG I finding apartment and SG II crash car and SG not ready for Emperor's Birthday.

Mandrake-san first idea to strangurh someone then get bettah idea.

Mandrake-san reward SG with Mandrake-san sexuarh services and everything OK. It-ah good side effect of bushido. Bushido good for getting 1st taxi and making womans faint with excitement but can be rearry crappy if roose batturh and surrounded.








Werr, actuarry, Mandrake-san have to herp crean out fridge too. Mandrake-san find burry beef reft ovah from Ypres. Good thing trash day.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/23/2014 4:29:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san reward SG with Mandrake-san sexuarh services and everything OK. It-ah good side effect of bushido. Bushido good for getting 1st taxi and making womans faint with excitement but can be rearry crappy if roose batturh and surrounded.


Werr, actuarry, Mandrake-san have to herp crean out fridge too. Mandrake-san find burry beef reft ovah from Ypres. Good thing trash day.





Why is there herp in the fridge??? Are these two items related?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/23/2014 10:35:36 PM   
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Mandrake-san reward SG with Mandrake-san sexuarh services and everything OK. It-ah good side effect of bushido. Bushido good for getting 1st taxi and making womans faint with excitement but can be rearry crappy if roose batturh and surrounded.


Werr, actuarry, Mandrake-san have to herp crean out fridge too. Mandrake-san find burry beef reft ovah from Ypres. Good thing trash day.





Why is there herp in the fridge??? Are these two items related?


Mandrake-san not-ah sure. Afraid to check inside 100 year ord Burry Beef to see if anything growing.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/23/2014 11:44:31 PM   
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Please put date on Screen shots. I have only played against AI and I would like to know what I have to worry about in real game.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 1:16:40 AM   
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Please put date on Screen shots. I have only played against AI and I would like to know what I have to worry about in real game.




January 25, 1942. Mistah Duck definitery missing out if just have war with erectronic device.


Mandrake-san pretty sure erectronic device nevah burid airprane base on Rord Howe Isrand.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 1:48:14 PM   
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I would like to know what I have to worry about in real game.


Very werr. Disco Duck-san shourd worry about attempting offensive in Corar Sea area with banged up carrier freet scattered arr over prace.

Arso, worry about encroaching mairboxes. They rike something out of "Dr. Who" with crying angerrs.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 3:38:41 PM   
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Don't risten to nervous Nerrie Mistah Duck!


Mandrake-san ordah 3 dozen oysters and kit to barbecue rittah beasts from Dragos in prace carred New Orreans. Oysters fry in overnight on souped-up C-47. Bettah than sarted sea urchin roe.

Co-prosperity Sphere definitery worth annoyances rike broody mosquitos and shortages of green tea.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 4:38:19 PM   
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Arways with negative waves!







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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 5:00:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK..here rest of pran.

Rockhampton attack is to immediatery achieve rever 3 airfierd. Zeroes and recon aircraft and Sarrys will exproit to fierd on D-Day +2,
Sarrys on Day+2 or 3.

4th Div just there to capture Rockhampton and hord base for rittah whire so Japan-mens can bomb Brisbane...then when done, everyone..werr maybe someone have to be rear guard but not-ah exacatary terr any Japan-mens yet....then everyone get on boats again.

Attack on Fraser Is. is to buird 2nd airfierd immune to rand attack.

Mandrake-san work out sequence to destroy industry and shipyards and refineries in NSW

1) Defeat Arried-mens ships that-ah come out to fight.

2) Destroy airfierds at Brisbane and Newcasturh and Sydney and Port Kembra.

3) Destroy or disaburh navarh guns by air attack at Brisbane, Newcasturh and Sydney.

4) Send in DMS to sweep mines.

5) Send in BB's to bombard everything reft. This much fastah than air attack arone.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 6:48:03 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 6:49:19 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 6:50:08 PM   
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A Happy Christmas to our reader!


And Happy Emperor's Birthday.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 6:57:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Arried-mens batturships & cruisers. Now Mandrake-san figure out why USS Houston disappear day aftah batturh.

Notice there are no batturships. Nagumo not even brow up one batturships aftah going arr of way to Hawaii.
SPrior-san want to brow up Manira instead. Probabry right. Oh werr, at reast a rot of ord BB's out for months to years.




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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 7:00:01 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/24/2014 7:35:31 PM   
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SPrior-san want to brow up Manira instead. Probabry right.

Hai!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/25/2014 1:43:35 AM   
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Arried DD's




Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/25/2014 3:26:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandrake-san go to fancy imperiarh aggressor store to buy RayBans for Mandrake-san III.

Nice sares-womans: What is your daughter's hair color?

Mandrake-san: Today, you mean?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/25/2014 3:26:57 PM   
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Hory cow, Cap! That's at reast one day's production of Fretcher DDs in rate 1943!


War ovah by then.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 12/26/2014 2:06:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Japan-mens find out where Itdepends-san HQ at. Send in Japan-mens dentist agent. Turn on drirr a rittah too high and then give out rots of pain pirrs.

It-ah good pran but Arried-mens decide to wait tirr pain pirrs wear off so not-ah rearry work.

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