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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/11/2016 6:04:07 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2016 9:33:23 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2016 9:35:01 AM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2016 10:59:15 AM   
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Broody herr, brack dog bite sprior-san in arse, big bite too. sprior-san terr brack dog to bugger off. radio signahs at furr strength now.


ETA: Nevah mind! Good to ah see you back again! Mandrake-san make-ah hash of Japans-mens offensives! Prease to fix!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2016 4:41:11 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/17/2016 5:24:13 PM   
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Understood, ol' chap! (wink, wink)




Right-oh! The cure for the bite of the black dog is the hair of the dog that bit you!

Here's an appropriate drinking song that features dark drink, a dog and a question about living....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fudwJZhiYxk


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/20/2016 2:22:54 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/20/2016 3:20:01 PM   
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At reast things not this bad yet





I think either the book itself or the pelican on the cover would be preferable. Full disclosure: the kids on the cover look...uh...tender...

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/20/2016 4:11:25 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/20/2016 5:04:10 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 3:47:30 PM   
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Oz: Japan-mens try bombard Bundaberg commpretery furr of aeropranes...mostry P-40's and dive bombahs..so have to run away before sun come up.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 10,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Yuzuki
DD Hatakaze

Allied Ships
AM Horsham, Shell hits 10, heavy fires, heavy damage

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 3:50:12 PM   
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Night Naval bombardment of Bundaberg at 96,155 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Japanese Ships
DD Hatakaze
DD Yuzuki

DD Hatakaze firing at 7th Australian Division
DD Yuzuki firing at A/B Battery Heavy Coastal Artillery Regiment
A/B Battery Heavy Coastal Artillery Regiment firing at DD Yuzuki

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 3:57:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Then sun come up and at reast 80 Arried-dogs fightah fry ovah Rockhampton. Japan-mens not-ah even try to covah with Zeroes. Not enough suppry in Charter Towahs for drop tanks anyway. Then medium bombahs just fry ovah and drop bombs on IJA. Wah crime.

Othah thing find out is broody Adjective Carriers sitting 150 NE Rockhampton on othah side of reef! This just hahppen to be 10 hexes from Charter Towers so Zeroes without drop tanks cannot attack. Pretty broody crever if ask Mandrake-san. Question is how Arried-dogs figure out Charter Towers row on suppries?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 4:00:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 4:04:14 PM   
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Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

Hai! Comfort womens refuse to see Rasputin-san (craim frightened by his size), so Rasputin-san go back to Russia.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 6:49:34 PM   
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Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

Hai! Comfort womens refuse to see Rasputin-san (craim frightened by his size), so Rasputin-san go back to Russia.


Oh, great. BBfanboy-san have to bring up ord rumors about Japan-mens. Aftah Japan-mens brow up Ceyron and Austraria maybe come ovah and brow up Victoria.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 7:22:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Quick ah-question, Captain-san? If brow up Victoria (and Westahn Canadian-mens in generahl), how to terr if prace been bombed frat and hastiry rebuirded or just Canadian?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 7:58:13 PM   
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Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

Hai! Comfort womens refuse to see Rasputin-san (craim frightened by his size), so Rasputin-san go back to Russia.


Oh, great. BBfanboy-san have to bring up ord rumors about Japan-mens. Aftah Japan-mens brow up Ceyron and Austraria maybe come ovah and brow up Victoria.

Canada-mens suspicious of reasons for Japan-mens overcompensating aggression! Perhaps sake have same effect as tequira?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 10/24/2016 8:00:00 PM   
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Quick ah-question, Captain-san? If brow up Victoria (and Westahn Canadian-mens in generahl), how to terr if prace been bombed frat and hastiry rebuirded or just Canadian?

If no patches on tents, they are new ones. Patches on tents sign of drunken brawrs.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 12:44:33 PM   
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Mistah Bokonon say this


Oz: Exremery irritaburh Arried-dogs attack, attack, attack. Nobody get joke.
Apparentry run out of British-mens butturships



Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152

Allied Ships
CL Tromp
DD Tenedos
DD Tjerk Hiddes
DD Helm

Japanese ground losses:
29 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 2

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 12:50:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Who order arr of crappy Brenheim's? Somebody have cousin in RAF procurement office. Rockhampton crear hex so Japan mens arr trying to find bush to hide in. OK, OK, Japan-mens reaving. Arried-dogs responsiburh for civirian deaths. Not-ah brame mandarake-san when wah ovah.


Morning Air attack on 146th Infantry Regiment, at 95,152 (Rockhampton)

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 28

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 6 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
180 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 10 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

How rike it if Japan-mens shoot bad. Then not-ah so much fun. Just wait.

Morning Air attack on 41st Naval Guard Unit, at 95,152 (Rockhampton)

Weather in hex: Clear sky

Raid spotted at 6 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 1 minutes

Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 10

Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 2 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
110 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 12:55:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mandarake-san berieve Sagiri escort othah ship that harf-way brow up. Now Sagiri brow up arso......Hey, wait minute.
Why Arbacores coming from Northeast...onry ocean ovah there....HORY CRAP!

Morning Air attack on TF, near Bowen at 93,147

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid spotted at 10 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 5 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 7

Allied aircraft
Albacore I x 14
F4F-3 Wildcat x 10

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
Albacore I: 3 damaged
F4F-3 Wildcat: 3 destroyed

Japanese Ships
DD Sagiri, Torpedo hits 1, heavy damage

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x Albacore I launching torpedoes at 200 feet
Naval Attack: 1 x 18in Mk XII Torpedo

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 1:00:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Airbase at Towsnvirre compretery brow up by Japan-mens in previous fighting. Perhaps not-ah good idea to put ships there. Fightahs from Charter Towers supposed to covah.....

Afternoon Air attack on Townsville , at 92,144

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 39 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 11 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 29

Allied aircraft
B-25C Mitchell x 12
B-17E Fortress x 10
B-26 Marauder x 6

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
B-25C Mitchell: 3 damaged
B-17E Fortress: 5 damaged
B-26 Marauder: 1 damaged

Japanese Ships
xAK Nozima Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Kotoku Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Singapore Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
AKE Azuchi Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Tokiwa Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Atlas Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Kogane Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Clyde Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Sanko Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Hankow Maru, Bomb hits 1
xAK Syohei Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire
xAK Midori Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire

Port hits 1

So many ships at Townsvirre it-ah rike attack anchovies. Nobody get sunk.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 1:04:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		F****** British-mens adjective carriers sit right off Townsvirre and attack. Pretty damn barrsy but guess right and Bettys not-ah on navarh attack because not enough fightahs.

This time Japan-mens put up bettah fight. Not easy to hit bitchen Japan-mens cruiser when not tied up at dock.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Townsville at 92,144

Weather in hex: Heavy cloud

Raid spotted at 25 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 14 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 20

Allied aircraft
Albacore I x 3
F4F-3 Wildcat x 6
SBD-3 Dauntless x 15

No Japanese losses

Allied aircraft losses
Albacore I: 2 destroyed
F4F-3 Wildcat: 1 destroyed
SBD-3 Dauntless: 5 destroyed, 3 damaged
SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 destroyed by flak

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano
TB Kiji

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 1:23:37 PM   
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FAM: <rooking at reports> Moana, bettah have that-ah rear estate agent rook at properties on Guam. Now, Admirarh Inoyue...

Vice Adm Inoyue, 4th Freet CIC: HAI!

FAM: Rook, arr of this crap not-ah free. Mandarake-san have to go back for Emperor birthday pretty soon. How Mandarake-san exprain this? Rook, do something! Now, get out of Seaside Virra!

Vice Adm Inoyue, 4th Freet CIC: HAI! <sarutes and exits>

FAM: How anyone suppose take seriousry guy 5 foot 2?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 1:27:31 PM   
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 1:40:17 PM   
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Prease to note, F****** British-mens not-ah fry "Dauntress" from adjective carrier. That wourd be adjective on adjective which not arrowed in Engrish ranguage.

Ah - but if they are "Dauntress" they no care if arrowed!

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 1:42:39 PM   
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Prease to note, F****** British-mens not-ah fry "Dauntress" from adjective carrier. That wourd be adjective on adjective which not arrowed in Engrish ranguage.


Hory crap! excerrent point. Fanboy-san not-ah think acturarry propah noun carrier? Or even new adverb crass?

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 2:02:26 PM   
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Prease to note, F****** British-mens not-ah fry "Dauntress" from adjective carrier. That wourd be adjective on adjective which not arrowed in Engrish ranguage.


Hory crap! excerrent point. Fanboy-san not-ah think acturarry propah noun carrier? Or even new adverb crass?


Hai! BBfanboy-san suspect American Insect-crass carrier.

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-pr... - 11/7/2016 2:25:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Prease to note, F****** British-mens not-ah fry "Dauntress" from adjective carrier. That wourd be adjective on adjective which not arrowed in Engrish ranguage.


Hory crap! excerrent point. Fanboy-san not-ah think acturarry propah noun carrier? Or even new adverb crass?


Hai! BBfanboy-san suspect American Insect-crass carrier.


Hai! Interesting idea. Perhaps put on Arbacores instead crappy TBD's. Except seem rike Wasp have TBF when come through Panama Canarh?

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