Curtis Lemay
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Joined: 9/17/2004 From: Houston, TX Status: offline
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A young lady decides she would like a new pair of shoes. So she goes to the shoe store. But, in her haste and thoughtlessness, she wears a very short dress and forgets to wear any underpants. Well, the shoe salesman is showing her pair of shoes after pair of shoes, and, as he does so, he is getting more and more bothered by what he is seeing. Finally, he can stand it no longer and he stands up and says "Lady, if you'll fill that thing full of ice cream, I'll eat it!" The young lady is so incensed by this that she gets up and leaves in a huff. She runs home and tells her husband about it. When she does, he falls on the floor, laughing hysterically. As he does so, she is getting madder and madder. She says "Well, why don't you go back there and get that guy fired or arrested?" Her husband finally gets control of himself and says, "I'm not going to do that, for three reasons." "First, you didn't need a new pair of shoes." "Second, you shouldn't have gone to shop for shoes in such a short dress and without underpants." "And third, NOBODY CAN EAT THAT MUCH ICE CREAM!"
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