RevRick -> RE: Are you a Pollywog or a Shellback? (1/12/2006 4:25:16 AM)
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ROFLMAOATPIMP - Now, let's don't get started telling in Sea Stories, though I'm not sure that stores about ensigns qualify for that title. We had another newbie standing his first bridge watch when I had the eve in the radio shack. We had a marvelous piece of gear called the SRC-21, which when it worked, was wonderful. Getting it to work was another story all together. We had to put one of the UHF circuits up on that because we were becoming overloaded in Combat with their demands. Naturally, we put the secondary bridge circuit up on it. This ensign kept calling radio checks on the thing, and naturally, it didn't work. So I had to keep running up to the shack on the sigbridge to try to fix it. Finally, this young whippersnapper said something about how we should be able to get that transceiver working right. Everybody else on the bridge, including the Old Man knew about it when the guy asked what was wrong that we couldn't keep that circuit up. I told him that it was the weather. The winds kept blowing it off frequency. He said "Oh, well maybe when the weather changes." I ran like, well, back to the shack to keep from laughing myself silly. The Old Man stuck his head in the door a few minutes later, and said "I can always depend on you guys to educate boystown (junior officers quarters)."
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