niceguy2005 -> RE: Test Thread (1/21/2006 12:01:06 AM)
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In an effort to combat new waves of attacks on the American way of life, the current administration announced the formation of the new DEPARTMENT OF UNDESIRABLE or NON-BEER-LIKE COMPOUNDS In an effort to make sure that America's standard of living and more importantly quality of beer does not come under attack, the current administration announced the formation of a new department, the Department of Undesirable or Non-beer-like Compounds, also known as DRUNC. This will be a cabinet level position, in which the DRUNC secretary will advise the President on urgest security matters. The President was seen clasping the shoulder of the new DRUNC secretary, saying that "America can sleep better tonight knowing that these DRUNCs are watching over our vital beer resources." [image]local://upfiles/17264/DECF37EFF505455D88D664550AA93070.jpg[/image]
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