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AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/29/2010 8:03:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sprior

Mmmmm Highland Park. No Whisky for Old Men.



Ah...contraie! Whiskey is ONLY for old men. The young punks all drink Vodka and gin, and rum, and what's that other? Ta Killya? Yeah that's it. You've got to be older to appreciate it's refinment, brought about by the way, by AGEING! [:D]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (1/3/2011 7:03:13 PM)

GRUMP!!!!




AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (1/15/2011 7:02:15 PM)

GO AHEAD! WALK ON THE LAWN! (But ya better have snow shoes)!!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (3/22/2011 7:29:42 PM)

Grump![:@]



Schanilec -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (3/23/2011 3:15:23 PM)

Hush up! Lawrence Welk is on.



ChickenOfTheSea -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (3/23/2011 9:52:26 PM)

This is still around? I figured we had all died off, myself included. I guess I just feel that way.



sprior -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (3/23/2011 10:24:03 PM)

I thought you'd all just lost your zimmer frames



Schanilec -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (3/23/2011 11:09:53 PM)

You know your over 50......when you get up in the morning and think rigormortis was setting in overnight.



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (3/24/2011 2:39:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea

This is still around? I figured we had all died off, myself included. I guess I just feel that way.



I never did get around to getting a "Do not resuscitate order".[8|][:D]
Besides, I was in a real Geezer mood. [:D]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (3/31/2011 11:33:18 PM)

Grump!



BrucePowers -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/3/2011 4:35:26 AM)

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!



rtrapasso -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/4/2011 2:17:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!



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thegreatwent -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/4/2011 9:03:18 PM)

It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[:D]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/5/2011 12:42:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!



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[&o][&o][&o]



Chickenboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/5/2011 4:00:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[:D]


Excellent! I mean GRUMP! [:@]

[;)]



crsutton -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/6/2011 8:10:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!



[image]local://upfiles/7543/23FF874DBC1E43978B15697B9E8B80E8.jpg[/image]

[&o][&o][&o]


Personally, I think the "third" one is a bit redundant.....[8|]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/7/2011 1:24:28 PM)

You can never be too good looking, too rich or have too much fire power. Trust a young pup not to know that![:D]

Grump from the nation's capital! (DC).[:D]



Chickenboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/7/2011 1:33:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

You can never be too good looking, too rich or have too much fire power. Trust a young pup not to know that![:D]

Grump from the nation's capital! (DC).[:D]

Grump from the frozen tundra!



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/7/2011 4:02:35 PM)

Geeze and grump![:D]



Chickenboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/12/2011 1:02:51 AM)

(said to no one in particular) What are you lookin' at? [:@]



JWE -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/12/2011 6:36:08 PM)

Get off my lawn.

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AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/15/2011 3:46:29 AM)

Grump!!!!!![:D]



Grollub -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/21/2011 5:22:48 PM)

[img]http://bestsmileys.com/happy/3.gif[/img] Happiness ... [img]http://bestsmileys.com/happy/3.gif[/img]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/22/2011 12:00:06 AM)

....is a warm shotgun! [:D] And a running hippie! [:D]

Have a good trip Per? [:)]



Grollub -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/22/2011 7:27:29 AM)

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/22/2011 8:59:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Grollub

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]


Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]



Grollub -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/22/2011 9:08:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


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ORIGINAL: Grollub

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]


Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]

[:D]

That is quite a tour you're doing! [&o]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/22/2011 11:01:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Grollub


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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


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ORIGINAL: Grollub

I'm quite fine thank you.

And how is your trip? [:)]


Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]

[:D]

That is quite a tour you're doing! [&o]



It's actually over. I've been back in Nebraska since tuesday. But we are planning to visit Williamsburg again within the next year. We'd really like to visit in late December. [:)]



AW1Steve -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/25/2011 5:58:44 PM)

Grump!



JWE -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (4/26/2011 9:23:57 PM)

Damn right Steve.

u r nt my bff. u cn bt my brky.

Just practicing. My silly nieces got me an Android for my birthday and insist on texting me on it. I think it suks, but "Golly Uncle John, that thing you have now is sooo yeaterday." (imagine this in a completely unintelligible Alabama accent).

So here I am with this Android thing, 'whathefugiszisanyway, whaddamigonnadowizishit, areyoutayourmind, whozideawazisanyway?'

And then there's sweet little Christine and Amber, 'Oh c'mon Uncle John, you old fart, ... ' (in another Alabama accentism).

But I will NOT tweet. I will NEVER tweet. I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it. And I'm gonna teach these kids a new text word - GOMFL



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