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dave sindel -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/15/2016 12:20:06 PM)

Love this saying

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btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/15/2016 12:22:17 PM)

Nice[:D][:D][:D]....GP



rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/15/2016 10:04:40 PM)

Yeah, really is...[:D]

Hey, I resemble that remark.[:'(]



Lecivius -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/16/2016 1:11:30 PM)

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BBfanboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/16/2016 7:42:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lecivius

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[:D] Married AND Wise!



rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/16/2016 9:13:38 PM)

when i got engaged to be married, my parents gave me three rules,

rule one. Do what you are told.
if it is important enough for your life partner to tell you to do it. do it.

rule two. do not upset people you go to sleep around.
i married a world class cook. she knows how to sharpen knives and can butcher.

rule three. you will get caught.
asked dad "doing what?" he says " does not matter,do not do anything you do not want found out."


has only worked for 33 years for me. when i have been married a long time i will let ya'll know how it works out.

rms/pa



rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/17/2016 10:30:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lecivius

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Yeah, could never do the second part. I'll be divorced 14 years this January.[:D] Its worked well for me I must admit, but I doubt its for everyone.



Lecivius -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/18/2016 1:13:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rustysi

I'll be divorced 14 years this January.[:D] Its worked well for me I must admit, but I doubt its for everyone.


I don't know if annulment counts. I had what I was told was the shortest marriage in Colorado history 35 years ago (LONG story). And the I royally screwed the pooch...














I got married again


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rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/25/2016 2:59:13 AM)

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I got married again


ah, i have a co worker with three ex-wives.
every one of them short brunettes with green eyes.
similar personalities too.

it makes me question "cause and effect" as reality.

rms/pa



BBfanboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/25/2016 5:15:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: rms1pa

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I got married again


ah, i have a co worker with three ex-wives.
every one of them short brunettes with green eyes.
similar personalities too.

it makes me question "cause and effect" as reality.

rms/pa

Yes, from this statement we can conclude that failed marriages are caused by:

1. women with green eyes, or
2. women with brown hair, or
3. women who are short, or
4. co-workers, or
5. rms1pa [;)]



btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/25/2016 12:52:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: rms1pa

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I got married again


ah, i have a co worker with three ex-wives.
every one of them short brunettes with green eyes.
similar personalities too.

it makes me question "cause and effect" as reality.

rms/pa

Yes, from this statement we can conclude that failed marriages are caused by:

1. women with green eyes, or
2. women with brown hair, or
3. women who are short, or
4. co-workers, or
5. rms1pa [;)]


My wife has blue eyes and we are looking at our 25th anniversary next year....GP



rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/25/2016 3:40:25 PM)

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5. rms1pa


not a problem for me:)

rms/pa



LargeSlowTarget -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/28/2016 7:54:53 AM)

Grandma used to advise granddaughter to marry a soldier - like she did - since soldiers have learned to keep order (making their own bed, washing and mending their clothes etc.), to prepare their own meals - and to obey orders.

Grandpa chimed in saying that grandma is right and added that in fact only soldiers should be allowed to get married - since only they have acquired the necessary survival skills...


On occasion of the golden wedding anniversary, grandpa was asked what has been the happiest period of his marriage.
Answer : "The six years as a POW of the Vietcong".



Ok, I'm under 50 and married to my first wife - so I'll get off your lawn and back to the whippersnapper thread...



rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (11/29/2016 3:50:38 AM)

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On occasion of the golden wedding anniversary, grandpa was asked what has been the happiest period of his marriage.
Answer : "The six years as a POW of the Vietcong".


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Now that's classic. I have a joke that's similar, but too long to put here. Ah, maybe not. I'll think about it and maybe post tomorrow.



bradfordkay -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/14/2016 3:51:21 AM)

I never thought that I would be one of those "Get Off My Lawn!!" geezers, but my neighbor keeps backing his oversized pickup truck onto my lawn. I am debating whether I should yell at him of just install punji sticks...



Lecivius -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/14/2016 1:01:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

I never thought that I would be one of those "Get Off My Lawn!!" geezers, but my neighbor keeps backing his oversized pickup truck onto my lawn. I am debating whether I should yell at him of just install punji sticks...


Go with option B. You get to enjoy the moment, and it's HIS blood pressure that goes through the roof from yelling [;)]



btd64 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/14/2016 3:14:52 PM)

I like landmines myself....GP



rockmedic109 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/16/2016 5:38:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

I never thought that I would be one of those "Get Off My Lawn!!" geezers, but my neighbor keeps backing his oversized pickup truck onto my lawn. I am debating whether I should yell at him of just install punji sticks...

Put a "For Sale" sign on his truck the next time it's parked in the wrong spot.

Or you could rewire his brake lights someplace exciting....like the gas tank.



rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/16/2016 4:57:07 PM)

darn it , it is not winter yet!

13F last night. ouch, pulled another dog into the bed.

rms/pa



bradfordkay -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/16/2016 5:17:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rockmedic109


quote:

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

I never thought that I would be one of those "Get Off My Lawn!!" geezers, but my neighbor keeps backing his oversized pickup truck onto my lawn. I am debating whether I should yell at him of just install punji sticks...

Put a "For Sale" sign on his truck the next time it's parked in the wrong spot.

Or you could rewire his brake lights someplace exciting....like the gas tank.


He's not parking it on my lawn, he is backing onto and off the lawn when pulling into his driveway (we live in a tiny, narrow cul-de-sac with three houses). Now I am not much of a lawn maintainer or lover, but here in the PNW heavy pickup trucks tend to turn grass into mud...



bradfordkay -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/16/2016 5:17:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rms1pa

darn it , it is not winter yet!

13F last night. ouch, pulled another dog into the bed.

rms/pa



Are you up to three dogs in the bed yet?



rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/16/2016 6:17:07 PM)

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Are you up to three dogs in the bed yet?


not yet, just the big guy for area heating and one of the
small ones for spot heating.

rms/pa



BBfanboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/16/2016 9:23:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rms1pa

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Are you up to three dogs in the bed yet?


not yet, just the big guy for area heating and one of the
small ones for spot heating.

rms/pa

Three-dog nights are not allowed unless you are sleeping out in a lean-to surrounded by snow ... and howling wolves.



rockmedic109 -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/16/2016 10:53:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay


quote:

ORIGINAL: rockmedic109


quote:

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

I never thought that I would be one of those "Get Off My Lawn!!" geezers, but my neighbor keeps backing his oversized pickup truck onto my lawn. I am debating whether I should yell at him of just install punji sticks...

Put a "For Sale" sign on his truck the next time it's parked in the wrong spot.

Or you could rewire his brake lights someplace exciting....like the gas tank.


He's not parking it on my lawn, he is backing onto and off the lawn when pulling into his driveway (we live in a tiny, narrow cul-de-sac with three houses). Now I am not much of a lawn maintainer or lover, but here in the PNW heavy pickup trucks tend to turn grass into mud...


Dump a box of nails on the lawn. Then hire one of the punks to mow the lawn.



rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/17/2016 1:31:30 AM)

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Three-dog nights are not allowed unless you are sleeping out in a lean-to surrounded by snow ... and howling wolves.


nah, perfectly ok for all those folks in "blue america"
ysknow youpers,minnesotahs,daks ,and monties.

beefaloe too.

rms/pa



rustysi -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/18/2016 2:45:50 AM)

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Three-dog nights


Hey, I remember them.

"Just an' Ol' Fashion Love Song"....[sm=Cool-049.gif]



rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/19/2016 4:33:04 PM)

no i don't have any eggnog, merry christmas . now stop caroling and GET OFF MY LAWN!

rms/pa



Lecivius -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/19/2016 4:40:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rms1pa

no i don't have any eggnog, merry christmas . now stop caroling and GET OFF MY LAWN!

rms/pa


The Anti Caroler device



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BBfanboy -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/19/2016 10:37:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lecivius

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ORIGINAL: rms1pa

no i don't have any eggnog, merry christmas . now stop caroling and GET OFF MY LAWN!

rms/pa


The Anti Caroler device



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Clever - using a tannenbaum as camouflage to draw the carollers within range ...



rms1pa -> RE: The AE Geezer Thread! (12/23/2016 3:04:10 PM)

Christmas time is here by golly.
to object would be folly.
deck the halls with boughs of holly.
brother, here we go again.

rms/pa




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