Igard -> RE: [Release]Star Wars! Preview (9/27/2010 5:48:11 PM)
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ORIGINAL: RisingSun Gonna put Romulians in there too? Opps that not Star Trek lol. Imperial Class Star Destroyer versus Romulan D'deridex Class Warbird :- [On the Star Destroyer bridge] Imperial Officer: Sir, There's a vessel de-cloaking astern. Imperial Captain: What? No ship that small has a cloaking device! Oh, wait that's pretty @*^'~'# big! Imperial Officer: They're arming weapons! Imperial Captain: You may fire when ready... [Star Destroyer begins firing volleys of turbo laser blasts at the Warbird] [On the Romulan Bridge] Romulan Centurian: Commander, the oversized cheese wedge-shaped vessel is firing on us with primative lasers. Romulan Commander: Hmmm, Don't they know lasers won't even penetrate our atmospheric shielding? Romulan Centurian: Obviously they never saw that episode of ST:TNG when Commander Riker states that exact piece of techno-babble. Shall I return fire? Romulan Commander: Just let me finish filing my nails... [5 minutes later...] Romulan Commander: Alright, fire all disruptor arrays at their shield generators. Then begin beaming boarding parties over. Romulan Centurian: But sir, that ship is almost 2 kilometres in length, they have over 9,700 troops on board. Romulan Commander: 9,700 troops? 9,700? What the hell do they need all those troops for? Who ARE these people?... Ok, Ok, just finish them off with plasma torpedoes then. Sheesh! [Star Destroyer lasts all of 30 seconds under the barrage of plasma torpedoes] The moral of the story? It might seem like alot of fun to mix Star Trek with Star Wars, but at the end of the day... Romulans always kick ass!
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