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SLAAKMAN -> RE: What program/film/documentary are you watching now? (2/20/2013 6:23:20 PM)
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parruski,
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No, that is an image of the Psychlo Planetary Mining Company System. Silly SLAAKER, learn to read the Psychlo Official Guide to The Universe.
DO NOT REVEAL MY BEAUTIFUL SECRET MINING OPERATION O SILLY PARRUSKI-NEWBLETTE! I AM ON THE VERGE OF A MASSIVE MERCURY FIND THAT WILL ALTER THE COURSE OF ORGASM FOR EONS TO COME!
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So, any scientific evidence that contradicts your theory must be the product of a massive conspiracy, regardless of how improbable. Meanwhile, any evidence that supports it is taken as gospel, regardless of how flimsy. Convenient.
In other words, the evidence must be made to fit the theory, not the other way around. Note that if you go down that path very far, you eventually end up burning witches at the stake.
But evil witches should be burned at the stake! My ex is a prime example of that, (but not before she pays me back my $350K of course).
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Plus have the use of radio telescopes.
Hahahaha our dinky, primitive telescopes & such. The aliens are eons ahead of us on every technical level & can dodge our methods easily when need be.
[:'(]
Chickenboy,
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Just saw this gem and realized:
1. I'm assuming that your buddy at JPL signed the NDA (versus going to jail)?
Duh? Wouldnt you?
2. Your buddy at JPL talked to you and probably others as well about the ruins on Mars.
Only me as far as I know but he didnt reveal it directly. I only coaxed the allusion out of him with one of my special agents through the dastardly "pillow talk" methode. "Pusssy Galore" repeated the data but she didnt know what it meant & wasnt supposed to so I am the only Operative who knows.
3. So much for his signature of the NDA and his ability to keep this confidential, even given his legal word to maintain silence, at penalty of imprisonment. He doesn't sound like a good security risk.
He wasnt. He was only about 19 or 20 at the time but was a savant with computer skills so JPL hired him.
4. You would divulge your buddy at JPL's identity (albeit in a roundabout way) on a public forum like this, and thereby insure his arrest and imprisonment for violating the terms of his NDA.
You mean....nooooo...you actually believe me?!! Halleluiah!! SLAAK VICTORY!
I mean JPL must have their spies on the interwebs, no? It's child's play to figure out who you are, who has access to the ruins on Mars at JPL and cross connect a likely list of suspects. Remind me to never tell you any secrets, SLAAK.
Too bad too. 'Cuz I had the answer to life, the universe and everything-and I was going to offer it to you.
Silly Chickenboy-Newblette, the Mighty Slaakman is in possession of secrets that will alter the course of the multiverse for eons to come. Let JPL send their Ninja. My Calligraphy is invincible; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSwt4hUPTs
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