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LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/21/2012 4:52:56 AM)
Andersonville prison which are by now fairly rank and holy, not to mention......

zuluhour -> RE: So, One Day... (2/21/2012 10:52:39 PM)
...shared by local CSA wives post#5 who discover, after enough shared ware, HOT PANTS which...

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/22/2012 4:06:54 AM)
are better worn without skidmarks and can be quite fashionable when starch is added in liberal doses and your ass isn't on fire. But if it is on fire, remember to.........

vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/22/2012 4:58:14 AM)
stop, drop, and roll! Oddly that happened to be the squadron motto of .....

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/22/2012 2:57:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: vettim89 stop, drop, and roll! Oddly that happened to be the squadron motto of ..... The 101st airborne, but not as a result of combat experience but after a forced march through a chigger infested woods in Georgia...The local girls took one look at the red welts covering the bodies of the troopers and commented that....

bradfordkay -> RE: So, One Day... (2/22/2012 9:00:06 PM)
... Toccoa isn't all that far from the Chatooga River, which is a well known point of origin for...

Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/22/2012 10:38:57 PM)
...rumors about Deliverance. Many people are under the impression that James Dickey had the Chattooga in mind when he wrote his novel, but it was actually a trip down the Coosawattee River that stirred his imagination. It is true, though, that some of the movie was filmed on the Chattooga. This scintillating information is sure to stir desires amongst Forumites to take a rafting trip on the Wild & Scenic Chattooga this summer, which I will be glad to organize and attend if you gents are so inclined. But, moving back to the narrative, we can surely all agree that Cap Mandrake is the Forumite most likely to sit in front of his television spellbound during some of the most famously disturbing scense of that dark and gripping movie. While watching the movie one time, Cap was heard to exclaim.....

jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/22/2012 10:48:28 PM)
.. thanks again for ruining my day, dumb secretary... remind me again why I hired you to...

zuluhour -> RE: So, One Day... (2/22/2012 11:50:32 PM)
...till he caught sight of her hind quarters......

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/23/2012 4:19:41 AM)
and wondered if she would be any good at chasing rabbits? Must be plenty of those furry little thangs along the banks of the Chattooga that haven't been abused by......

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/23/2012 5:18:40 AM)
midgets (or "wee folk" for the PC crowd) who could never be trusted to.....

vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/23/2012 5:49:00 AM)
because the local Hippie population was not so bright. The got confused by the saying "never trust anyone over thirty" and turned it into "never trust any one under thirty inches." This led to some tense moments not the least of which wsa at the 2009 Chatooga Catfish Festival when .....

jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/23/2012 6:03:41 AM)
It was discovered that it was not catfish after all, but

YankeeAirRat -> RE: So, One Day... (2/23/2012 6:10:10 AM)
... it was found out that the hippies were literally using live dwarven bait to catch "El Khan" the largest catfish in the county. They almost got him until...

pws1225 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/23/2012 3:29:23 PM)
he caught sight of the secretary's hind quarters, where upon he ...

jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/24/2012 6:01:24 PM)
...said..I remember down in Houston, we were puttin' on a show, when a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled....

vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/24/2012 7:47:03 PM)
if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a midget in the band. Which is odd because .....

jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/24/2012 8:02:48 PM)
..he was actually from Alabama...

Zorch -> RE: So, One Day... (2/24/2012 9:40:24 PM)
...but he had a sister who dated a guy whose cousin visited the Alamo on a weekend that she forgot to remember to forget because...

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/24/2012 9:51:02 PM)
He wanted to see the original flag of the Texas Republic which oddly enough features a depiction of a midget riding an armadillo through Amarillo while lip syncing the original motto of the republic. "We are not just dumb hillbillies but own guns too." Wiser heads soon prevailed and this motto was quickly discarded in favor of......

Zorch -> RE: So, One Day... (2/25/2012 12:01:36 AM)
...'live free or die'. Unfortunately they soon discovered that this motto was already taken and they had to settle for...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/25/2012 7:50:48 PM)
"Hasta la vista, Mexico!" This was incorporated into the first flag of the Republic which consisted of the motto, in script, on a background of a hand with an upraised middle finger. This design, though inspiring, was short lived as objectiosn was soon raised by...

perkinh -> RE: So, One Day... (2/25/2012 9:09:27 PM)
..The ACLU on grounds that it violated the rights of immagrants to the protection of the Republic, never mind that the Republic was not a part of the US. The good lawyers( oxymoron), decided they could still when the case based on...

alaviner -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 1:44:08 AM)
.....House Rule #47 which states....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 3:33:26 AM)
thou shalt not use massed Glen carrying subs to launch night attacks on the Alamo or....

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 3:34:19 AM)
Fog Horn Leg horn will come look your butt up and make you pay.......

YankeeAirRat -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 4:53:46 AM)
... by listening to Tweety sing about being a little tweety bird and talking to Henry the Chickenhawk about .....

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 5:05:07 AM)
****ting bricks. Which oddly enough is where the idea for Chicken McNuggets came from. However, this is not time for levity. Remember what LBJ said when he tried his first McNugget. He turned to Ladybird and stated...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 2:57:50 PM)
Hon, this here puts me to mind of the time you cooked me up them Rocky Mountain Oysters wrapped in jack ass entrails. We should invite that sss hole, Al Gore Sr. over to the White House, ply him with these and see it we can get him to sign the....

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 3:33:57 PM)
The Declaration of Independence since it was his idea.....

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