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Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 3:37:32 PM)
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alaviner -> RE: So, One Day... (2/26/2012 9:38:34 PM)
.... to push the red button which ....

YankeeAirRat -> RE: So, One Day... (2/27/2012 4:23:41 AM)
....caused a total collapse of the current reality and ultimately the dolphins said....

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/27/2012 1:12:48 PM)
some day we will win the Super Bowl again if hell......

alaviner -> RE: So, One Day... (2/27/2012 2:36:08 PM)
....thaws after the freeze and the moon turns...

Zorch -> RE: So, One Day... (2/27/2012 10:50:42 PM)
...into green cheese and Amelia Earhart is found...

pws1225 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/27/2012 11:31:41 PM)
leaving Admiral's Halsey's quarters aboard the Enterprise. Having witnessed the indiscrete departure of Ms. Earhart, the Quartermaster exclaimed ...

witpqs -> RE: So, One Day... (2/28/2012 12:52:30 AM)
..."The Admiral brought his dog on board??" Then he went back to polishing...

Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (2/28/2012 1:26:35 AM)
...his knob with vaseline. "I wonder why we use this icky stuff", he thought to himself, "when mineral oil works just as well?" Nonetheless, he returned to his maintenance work, oblivious to the fact that one deck level down from him...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: So, One Day... (2/28/2012 1:43:47 AM)
Werner von Braun was also polishing HIS rocket and making rocket blast-off sounds which were overheard by a passing CPO who stopped cold when he heard " drei, zwei, eins...".....

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (2/28/2012 3:10:48 AM)
Der wiener schnitzel best hotdog I ever ate cooked over rocket fuel! Pass the......

Canoerebel -> RE: So, One Day... (2/28/2012 4:40:39 AM)
"...sauerbrautten, bitte, mein liederhosen bin kaput." Nonplussed, the curmedgeonly admiral waxed nostalgic about Amelia's "wings," turning red in the face when he recalled the time that she....

zuluhour -> RE: So, One Day... (2/29/2012 1:39:06 AM)
...und so he raised his glass to the father land when he discovered he was in....

YankeeAirRat -> RE: So, One Day... (2/29/2012 3:21:17 AM)
... Nutsi Land with a Bunny and a Duck both of whom asked him....

bigred -> RE: So, One Day... (2/29/2012 3:27:38 AM)
Who's your daddy, I know your....

jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (2/29/2012 2:00:57 PM)
Mother has never let me say that, but that is..

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (2/29/2012 5:29:30 PM)
The opening line in 88% of the novels ever written by Dashiel Hammett. It is a little know fact that Hammett fought with the International Brigade in Spain for which he was decorated by the Komminterm for his ingenious use of "spanish fly" in repelling a Nationalist attack upon his BA7 tank. One of the greatest quotes of the Spanish Civil War came about as a result of his action that day. "For the survival of liberty, a man can only hope to sacrifice his last pair of pants and.....

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (3/2/2012 4:01:00 AM)
run buck naked thru the streets of Toledo singing......

vettim89 -> RE: So, One Day... (3/2/2012 4:40:34 AM)
"We're strong for To-le-do, T-O-L-E-D-O, where the girls are the fairest and guys are the squarest...." Unfortunately, they run by John Denver who has just stumbled out of a bar in a drunken haze. "What a stupid song. I can do better than that." Denver made the mistake of singing his little ditty one night in Toledo years later. He was met back stage by the Toledo Polish Womens Auxilary who beat him to a pulp with .....

BrucePowers -> RE: So, One Day... (3/2/2012 5:15:34 AM)
You guys have gone off the deep end.................[:D]

pws1225 -> RE: So, One Day... (3/2/2012 1:53:49 PM)
a kielbasa which bore that autograph of ...

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (3/2/2012 6:12:21 PM)
Ty Cobb. A rare find indeed one of the rarest autographed kielbasa in the world and worth millions of dollars (euros as well.[;)]) Not because Ty had any objection to his signature going on a kielbasa (after all, it is not a tobacco product) but because people actually ate their Ty Cobb signature kielbasas in those days. Unlike today where Derek Jeter kielbasas are more common than houseflys and worth less than the kielbasa that they are printed on as every Tom, Dick and Harry has one tucked away in his freezer. Speaking of Ty Cobb, it is a little know fact but Ty Cobb was actually a....

jeffk3510 -> RE: So, One Day... (3/3/2012 2:03:31 AM)
..brother to Chris Hanson...who would tell him "you may catch fly balls, but I catch ..."

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (3/4/2012 2:28:26 AM)
a bad cold every time my other brother Clint Eastwood locks me out of the house in the dead of winter and makes faces at me and calls me a..........

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (3/4/2012 3:13:19 PM)
Cab, which always seems to be driven by some sort of crackhead Rastafarian who thinks I am Jesus. Speaking of Jesus. One day Jesus walked into a bar with a small dog. He ordered a drink and said out loud,"anyone want to buy this here talking dog?" The response can hardly be repeated here but...

pws1225 -> RE: So, One Day... (3/4/2012 6:12:06 PM)
Admiral Halsey replied "Sure, I'll buy that dog. Ever since Amelia left, it's been a little loney aboard the Enterprise." Little did the Admiral realize but ...

Chickenboy -> RE: So, One Day... (3/4/2012 9:08:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pws1225 Admiral Halsey replied "Sure, I'll buy that dog. Ever since Amelia left, it's been a little loney aboard the Enterprise." Little did the Admiral realize but ... Amelia was Jewish. Which, if the bartender had known, he'd have told the one about the Jewish aviator, the Japanese fighter pilot and the...

alaviner -> RE: So, One Day... (3/5/2012 12:29:20 AM)
and the bucket of ice cream that nearly prevented .....

crsutton -> RE: So, One Day... (3/9/2012 9:46:06 PM)
Ok, this thread has run its course. I am officially calling it dead and putting it to bed. [:(] It was fun while it lasted...

LST Express -> RE: So, One Day... (3/10/2012 4:42:25 AM)
but Charlie the Tuna had something to say, I guess this means, Sorry Charlie......

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