warspite1 -> RE: Happy National Peanut Brittle Day (2/6/2012 11:10:12 PM)
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ORIGINAL: parusski A bit of WW2 history with PB as the star. From Stephen Ambrose's book The Death Of Heydrich: The SS 'Butcher of Prague' - "Reinhard Heydrich (1904–1942)—chief of the security police, rabid anti-Semite, architect of the Final Solution, did not die from metal fragments as previously claimed. New evidence has surfaced that shows Hedrich had large amounts of Brazilian Peanut Brittle surrounding him in his car when he was attacked. New DNA tests show Heydrich died from a deadly infection caused by the BPB entering his rectum. Heydrich was known to visit a Berlin BPB den with Goering and Himmler." Warspite1 So you are saying that BPB in the rectum is bad for you? ....only erm, I have a, um, friend who er, accidently sat on a piece of BPB by mistake and.... Should my friend be worried? Your, er, friend, ahem, might want to do what the mafia does-seek out a doctor who will keep his mouth shut. Oh, you can't see any but NHS doctor's, right? I mean your friend can't. Warspite1 No I....er I mean my friend has no choice but to visit the local NHS hospital. I'm - er - he's got an appointment sometime in 2013. I hate it when BPB breaks in half - the edges aren't smooth are they? 2013? Your friend better find a doctor who works off grid. The edges are sharp, so I have heard. If you were in the evil States you could see an ER doc in a couple of hours. I mean your friend could. Warspite1 Its okay when I sit on a cushion.....oh damn......its okay when he sits on a cushion, but he doesn't want to be accidently sitting on any more of the stuff.
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