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parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 12:17:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: planner 3

parusski: Sorry can't pass that info to Warspite. The company I work for desires I remain any mouse under the penalty of revealing my whereabouts to the Brittle Clan. That bunch has a real sticky network, and don't forget they are also real nutty.[sm=sterb029.gif]
Warspite1

Very wise planner3. Steiner had no right to ask you to divulge your address details. He of all people should know that the Brittle Clan are evil, pure unadulterated evil. And as for tempting you with one pound of Brazilian Peanut Brittle? Well that was simply irresponsible. Brazilian PB is the strongest version of PB and if you don't know what you are doing can pack a real - and deadly - punch. From Ambroses' The Human Cost of Peanut Brittle: Chapter 7 - The Deadly Roll of Honour - these are some of the famous people believe to have dropped off this mortal coil courtesy of Brazilian PB:

- Jimi Hendrix
- J Edgar Hoover
- Elvis Presley (although Ambrose makes the case for the very real possibility that he is not dead; he is still alive and well running a peanut farm just outside Rio de Janeiro)
- Stalin
- Amy Winehouse



Well of course I know the Brittle Clan are evil, pure unadulterated evil. As for tempting planner 3 with Brazilian PB instead of Romain Britain PB, I can only stand by the FACT that Brazilian Peanut Brittle tastes best-it leaves an orgasmic sensation after just one nibble.[:D]

Oh, Ambroses' The Human Cost of Peanut Brittle: Chapter 7 - The Deadly Roll of Honour does indeed present a strong case for those listed as missing having met their demise through BPB.





warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 12:45:08 PM)

Does anyone have the correct time please?




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 2:51:09 PM)

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It is time for afternoon tea.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:06:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

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It is time for afternoon tea.
Warspite1

Yes, footie has finished - decent game - and now it's time for a nice cup of Rosie Lee before tackling an IKEA wardrobe.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:07:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

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It is time for afternoon tea.
Warspite1
Yes, footie has finished - decent game - and now it's time for a nice cup of Rosie Lee before tackling an IKEA wardrobe.
Warspite1

Sorry, where are my manners - do you want a cup Orm?




Orm -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:21:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Orm

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It is time for afternoon tea.
Warspite1
Yes, footie has finished - decent game - and now it's time for a nice cup of Rosie Lee before tackling an IKEA wardrobe.
Warspite1

Sorry, where are my manners - do you want a cup Orm?

Thank you. That sounds lovely. I must however decline. The time for afternoon tea will be long past before i can arrive.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:27:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm


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ORIGINAL: Orm

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It is time for afternoon tea.
Warspite1
Yes, footie has finished - decent game - and now it's time for a nice cup of Rosie Lee before tackling an IKEA wardrobe.

Warspite1

Sorry, where are my manners - do you want a cup Orm?

Thank you. That sounds lovely. I must however decline. The time for afternoon tea will be long past before i can arrive.
Warspite1

Fair point, I think the tea would have gone a tad cold by the time you arrived. I will try and give you a little more notice next time.




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:36:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Does anyone have the correct time please?


TIME for brunch warspite1.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:43:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Does anyone have the correct time please?


TIME for brunch warspite1.
Warspite1

Er what's the point of telling me now? I wanted to know the time 3 hours ago Steiner. Raise your game lad.....




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:47:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Does anyone have the correct time please?


TIME for brunch warspite1.
Warspite1

Er what's the point of telling me now? I wanted to know the time 3 hours ago Steiner. Raise your game lad.....


It's time you realize I hit 1,000 posts. Now just 23,998 to go.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:50:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Does anyone have the correct time please?


TIME for brunch warspite1.
Warspite1

Er what's the point of telling me now? I wanted to know the time 3 hours ago Steiner. Raise your game lad.....


It's time you realize I hit 1,000 posts. Now just 23,998 to go.
Warspite1

I realise that - I congratulated you in one of the other threads sir.




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 3:57:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Does anyone have the correct time please?


TIME for brunch warspite1.
Warspite1

Er what's the point of telling me now? I wanted to know the time 3 hours ago Steiner. Raise your game lad.....


It's time you realize I hit 1,000 posts. Now just 23,998 to go.
Warspite1

I realise that - I congratulated you in one of the other threads sir.


Now the serious work begins. 23,996 to go,




planner 3 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 5:24:00 PM)

Ah so ! paruski you have the pebble Grass Hopper.....T/U




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 5:32:17 PM)


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Ah so ! paruski you have the pebble Grass Hopper.....T/U


Thanks for your help and I look forward to your continued assistance in my mad dash toward immortality.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 7:56:45 PM)

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 7:59:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 8:02:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:30:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:33:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes I know - that's why the tea was ready at 20:35hrs. It's a little cold now dude.....




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:37:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes I know - that's why the tea was ready at 20:35hrs. It's a little cold now dude.....



Well you don't have to get snippy, and I am unanimous in this.....[:D]

Oh, it's cold here too.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:45:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes I know - that's why the tea was ready at 20:35hrs. It's a little cold now dude.....



Well you don't have to get snippy, and I am unanimous in this.....[:D]

Oh, it's cold here too.
Warspite1

No I can't say it




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:48:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes I know - that's why the tea was ready at 20:35hrs. It's a little cold now dude.....



Well you don't have to get snippy, and I am unanimous in this.....[:D]

Oh, it's cold here too.
Warspite1

No I can't say it


Can't say what???





warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:50:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes I know - that's why the tea was ready at 20:35hrs. It's a little cold now dude.....



Well you don't have to get snippy, and I am unanimous in this.....[:D]

Oh, it's cold here too.
Warspite1

No I can't say it


Can't say what???


Warspite1

As soon as I saw your quote I wanted to get Mrs Slocombe's cat into the conversation - but I just didn't have the Cojones.




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:55:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes I know - that's why the tea was ready at 20:35hrs. It's a little cold now dude.....



Well you don't have to get snippy, and I am unanimous in this.....[:D]

Oh, it's cold here too.
Warspite1

No I can't say it


Can't say what???


Warspite1

As soon as I saw your quote I wanted to get Mrs Slocombe's cat into the conversation - but I just didn't have the Cojones.



Warspite1, you are weak as water...you are making me stand in the cold knowing my "pu**y" is getting cold.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 10:57:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Right, I'm about to put the kettle on - does anyone fancy a brew?


Yes. But what TIME will you serve it.[:-]
Warspite1

Good question. Depends on who is joining me I suppose. How long does it take to get here from Wyoming Steiner?


If you fly BPB Air, using on BPB fuel, it only takes about 33 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes I know - that's why the tea was ready at 20:35hrs. It's a little cold now dude.....



Well you don't have to get snippy, and I am unanimous in this.....[:D]

Oh, it's cold here too.
Warspite1

No I can't say it


Can't say what???


Warspite1

As soon as I saw your quote I wanted to get Mrs Slocombe's cat into the conversation - but I just didn't have the Cojones.



Warspite1, you are weak as water...you are making me stand in the cold knowing my "pu**y" is getting cold.

Warspite1

I did try a line using the actual word, but four asterisks came up instead of the five letters.






parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 11:03:12 PM)

warspite1, how are you enjoying sharing our 'personal' two threads, PB and Time?
And how long can or will we be allowed to continue.(That was time related, hehe.)




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 11:13:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski

warspite1, how are you enjoying sharing our 'personal' two threads, PB and Time?
And how long can or will we be allowed to continue.(That was time related, hehe.)
Warspite1

I am having great fun sharing these threads - I've had a good chuckle. How long can it last? Well you want 25,000 posts and I want World peace and a knighthood, so we'll see.....




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 11:18:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

warspite1, how are you enjoying sharing our 'personal' two threads, PB and Time?
And how long can or will we be allowed to continue.(That was time related, hehe.)
Warspite1

I am having great fun sharing these threads - I've had a good chuckle. How long can it last? Well you want 25,000 posts and I want World peace and a knighthood, so we'll see.....



Quite, but what of the Matrix Forums moderators?? I wonder how long they will tolerate our brilliant Peanut Brittle historical discussion, our Time philosophies or our gigantic wit.




warspite1 -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 11:21:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

warspite1, how are you enjoying sharing our 'personal' two threads, PB and Time?
And how long can or will we be allowed to continue.(That was time related, hehe.)
Warspite1

I am having great fun sharing these threads - I've had a good chuckle. How long can it last? Well you want 25,000 posts and I want World peace and a knighthood, so we'll see.....



Quite, but what of the Matrix Forums moderators?? I wonder how long they will tolerate our brilliant Peanut Brittle historical discussion, our Time philosophies or our gigantic wit.
Warspite1

Why? Are we breaking forum rules m'colleague?




parusski -> RE: Do you have the time? (1/28/2012 11:25:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: parusski

warspite1, how are you enjoying sharing our 'personal' two threads, PB and Time?
And how long can or will we be allowed to continue.(That was time related, hehe.)
Warspite1

I am having great fun sharing these threads - I've had a good chuckle. How long can it last? Well you want 25,000 posts and I want World peace and a knighthood, so we'll see.....



Quite, but what of the Matrix Forums moderators?? I wonder how long they will tolerate our brilliant Peanut Brittle historical discussion, our Time philosophies or our gigantic wit.
Warspite1

Why? Are we breaking forum rules m'colleague?



Damn it three times round the carpark and back in for another DAMN, we are breaking no rules. Damn Marjorie.




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