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Historiker -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 11:43:21 AM)

I guess we could do another invasion of France. It ain't that difficult anyways... [:'(]




Grfin Zeppelin -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 11:45:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Historiker

I guess we could do another invasion of France. It ain't that difficult anyways... [:'(]

Yep, always been a walk in the park.

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Kronolog -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:00:09 PM)

Now, I'm not American, but those Germans (and Dutch too) that travel north to Scandinavia seem to me to be obsessed with elks, wolfs and the nature in general. Though I guess those are overwhelmingly city-dwellers from the Ruhr and other places where industry and urbanisation are widespread. [:D]




Historiker -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:02:54 PM)

I one caught a giant "jedda" in Vättern, of course wearing a "flytwest" and seeing a lot of "troslander" [:D]
That's about all I know, because my language lessens were limited to fishing [;)]




fcharton -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:05:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Historiker
I guess we could do another invasion of France. It ain't that difficult anyways... [:'(]


Give it a few months to get prepared, take the usual northern route through Belgium, and we'll all be home before the leaves fall.

Now, now, where did I put those land xAPs... Ah here they are...



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Sardaukar -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:09:25 PM)

I once had 5 minute discussion with a German woman in German, despite the fact that my German language skills were straight from "Commando Comics" of childhood.

Jawohl! Achtung! Genau! Keine ahnung!

It took a while for her to say in English: "You didn't understand a word what I said, did you?" [:D]




Historiker -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:09:53 PM)

Well, if the younger Motlke hadn't been that stupid and afraid, the war had indeed been over in winter...

But now we stand side by side in AFG, and hide at home in Libya while the FRENCH [X(] are at war.

Not so bad outcome, either [;)]




Grfin Zeppelin -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:10:02 PM)

We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that




Historiker -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:10:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sardaukar

I once had 5 minute discussion with a German woman in German, despite the fact that my German language skills were straight from "Commando Comics" of childhood.

Jawohl! Achtung! Genau! Keine ahnung!

It took a while for her to say in English: "You didn't understand a word what I said, did you?" [:D]

You don't have to have no German language skills to be incapable of understanding German women... [;)]




Grfin Zeppelin -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:11:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Historiker


You don't have to have no German language skills to be incapable to understand German women... [;)]


SGDFG fgkjd DGZUI dfgfzu ?




Historiker -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:12:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin


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ORIGINAL: Historiker


You don't have to have no German language skills to be incapable to understand German women... [;)]


SGDFG fgkjd DGZUI dfgfzu ?

Make me a sandwich! [:D]




Grfin Zeppelin -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:15:16 PM)

Cheers

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Mmmmmm yum yum om nom nom.




Historiker -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:17:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin

Cheers

[image]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l304/Sterntaenzer/bread-sandwich.jpg[/image]


Mmmmmm yum yum om nom nom.

Achtung!
Gutes Mädchen!

Jawohl!




fcharton -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:21:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin
We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that


You've already done that in 1870, no?





Grfin Zeppelin -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:22:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: fcharton


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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin
We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that


You've already done that in 1870, no?



Yes but you wont expect we are stupid enough to try to pull off that trick again [:D]




Grfin Zeppelin -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:24:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Historiker


Achtung!
Gutes Mädchen!

Jawohl!

SEHR WOHL MEIN HERR !!!
HIER !!! DAS SANDWICH !!!

ZACK ZACK !!!




fcharton -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:26:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin
Yes but you wont expect we are stupid enough to try to pull off that trick again [:D]


You underestimate French arrogance...

And you're welcome to it... We're ready... this time... I think... maybe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-FOBu8gsdM





Historiker -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:30:30 PM)

Well, if you consider how often we "visit" you, there ain't so many choices for the best routes, either!




Sardaukar -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 12:57:24 PM)

And they say Germans don't have sense of humour...[:D]

And...Gräfin, that looks like damn good sandwich. Made me hungry, dammit!




wdolson -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 2:13:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin
We will invade France through the Ardennes *snickers* they will never expect that


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ORIGINAL: fcharton
You've already done that in 1870, no?




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ORIGINAL: Gräfin Zeppelin
Yes but you wont expect we are stupid enough to try to pull off that trick again [:D]


4th times the charm...

Bill




bradfordkay -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 4:55:38 PM)

All this makes me think of the old "the difference between European heaven and hell" joke... somehow I don't think that it needs repeating.




Nikademus -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 5:14:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Historiker

Hi guys. I am working on a new marketing project, that will play with US stereotypes about Germans.
Can you name me some?

I have:
- militaristic
- punctual
- Lederhosen
- Beer


Industrialized
Metalized

love Rammstein. [:D]

BEER!





rockmedic109 -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 5:52:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

All this makes me think of the old "the difference between European heaven and hell" joke... somehow I don't think that it needs repeating.

Reminds me of the joke about Germans never needing a compas because if you hand one a maching gun, he'll point to Paris.




Mundy -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 8:03:07 PM)

This is probably your stereotypical Olde Wisconsin German:

My Great Great Great Grandfather: Firdinand Kiekhöfer.

Ed-

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Commander Stormwolf -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 8:08:37 PM)

beer festivals, midgets, and oddly shaped toys

oh.. and uwe boll of course

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USSAmerica -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 9:01:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rockmedic109


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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

All this makes me think of the old "the difference between European heaven and hell" joke... somehow I don't think that it needs repeating.

Reminds me of the joke about Germans never needing a compas because if you hand one a maching gun, he'll point to Paris.


[:D]




Zorch -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 9:31:00 PM)

Speaking of Germans and jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw&feature=related




Chickenboy -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 10:03:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LargeSlowTarget
Or more correctly the "UE", as the French in their language imperialism insist on calling the EU


Well, isn't it because WE took the EU label from the French first: Etats Unis?




Kwik E Mart -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 10:10:04 PM)

german stereotype number one...


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Kwik E Mart -> RE: OT: Stereotypes about Germans in the US (4/16/2012 10:14:32 PM)

german stereotype number 2...


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