The real thing! Hawk Versus Goblin at Kasserine

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Goblin -> The real thing! Hawk Versus Goblin at Kasserine (1/20/2003 2:04:59 PM)
Ok, Hawk is bugging me to do a real desert battle (Germans/Brits), or at least the Americans at Kasserine. Since I will not take the Brits, we are gonna go at it in Feb of 1943. 6220 points, 10-15% arty, WBW Tunisia map, full moon, visibility and weather random. No paras or infiltrators. I am the unsuspecting Americans, he is the Germans. Training exercises are over. This map is rather less desert-like than he wants, I am sure, but it is Tunisia, so I took it. I like the map alot. It is one of my favorite scenario maps from the 'A Long Long Road', and 'Leading the Way' campaigns. Goblin:mad:

Hawk -> Your ON!!!!! (1/20/2003 8:22:44 PM)
Ok Goblin the school fight is over....i didn't F9 but we both know who won that.:( :( :( :( :( ( :( . I'll setup and send when i get a chance..;) ;) ;) ;)

Hawk -> Here ya go Bro (1/21/2003 12:47:58 AM)
Ok Goblin Good Luck...God knows im gonna need it...:eek: :eek: :eek:

Goblin -> Civilian Slaughter at the Front!! (1/21/2003 2:28:33 AM)
Tunisia AP: Four civilians were ruthlessly gunned down by German forces as they drove down a country road in Tunisia on Monday, US officials said. The four civilians, driving in a Dodge utility car, with no military markings, were unarmed, and shot as they entered a small village. A picnic basket was found amongst the remains of the smoldering wreckage. "They perpetrators of this crime will pay!" said one US official, on condition of anonimity. The Germans could not be reached for comment. Goblin

Hawk -> Oh!!! Yeah!!!! (1/21/2003 3:39:30 AM)
German News wire...The so called picnic drive.....on farther investigation showed American Troops dressed up like women.:eek: :eek: :eek: Looking for a "Good Time" in the village. When stopped and asked a couple questions, they pulled out a nail file and tried to stab the Trooper who was questioning them :eek: So they were dealt with...as well as another Dodge we found not 50 meters away.:D :D It appears the Americans are sending up Smoke Signals again...:D :D :D :D

Goblin -> (1/21/2003 3:54:20 AM)
Some of the enemy Krad units have found some of my units, much to thier regret.:D Suck Gas, Evildoer!!:mad: Still quiet, although I see alot of M/C Krad units. I see you, and you don't see me, lol! Goblin BY THE WAY! THE SIGHT RANGE IS 4!!! JOY OF JOYS!!:cool: :D :cool: :D :cool:

Belisarius -> (1/21/2003 4:02:51 AM)
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Goblin [B] I see you, and you don't see me, lol! [/B][/QUOTE] ...like we've never seen this before in a US-German engagement... :rolleyes:

Goblin -> (1/21/2003 4:16:51 AM)
Hush! Lol, you do have a point though.... Goblin

Hawk -> All right..... (1/21/2003 9:22:32 PM)
Hmmmm not much to report.....my motorcycles have found a couple of foward American postitions.....Looks like they want to SURRENDER....:cool: :cool: Listen Americans if you come over to us we will give you some nice ice tea and candy.....Just drop your weapons and take off the dresses....(also makeup.:) ) Please we are not animals or perverts..

Goblin -> (1/21/2003 11:39:55 PM)
Enemy tanks and tank destroyers have been sighted! They are near the village along the main road. It may be about to break open here. Uh, I didn't see any of my boys surrender Hawk. I did see alot of German tailpipes.... Goblin:D

Hawk -> Well Well WEll (1/22/2003 12:37:41 AM)
Now i know why you used all the Smoke...;) as well using it a cover for you Engineers to lay mines ....Huh pretty sneaky. I lost a PzKP IVH to the engineers...The Furher has promised me large Fans to blow away all your Smoke so i can pick you off one by one.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 1:15:35 AM)
Hawk, bro, my forces are invincible. Surrender now, I have the Might that is the M4.:rolleyes: You bouts to get got.:mad: :eek: Goblin

Hawk -> (1/22/2003 2:52:22 AM)
OHHHHHHHH i think i Have to change my Superman UNDIES...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Bring it on and if it's an air drop all the more BETTER...:D :D :D :D

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 3:07:29 AM)
Naw, no paras or infiltrators, remember? You just bouts to get got is all. Gonna bust a cap in ya. Gone side saddle my 9 mikemike and pop one in yo a$$. You bouts to taste some fo five cal samiches. Like yo motomofos did. Goblin- A Goblin is Das Street Pimp:D

Hawk -> ????????? (1/22/2003 3:12:37 AM)
What the HECK are you TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!! You American DOG!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 3:17:48 AM)
It's pimp code. Like the Navaho (sp?) codes, only from the pimps. Goblin

Hawk -> LMAO!!!!!! (1/22/2003 3:32:01 AM)
Your From Pa. Snap out of it....:p :p :p Ok i killed your Sniper, Who mind you "Cried like a little girl!!" Before i struck him done.....:mad: :mad: :mad: I think your breathing in to much smoke.....:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 3:47:29 AM)
Ok, ok. Very quiet this turn. I nuked a couple of Krad squads. I think German MC insurance is going up after this... Come and get it, Hawk!:mad: Goblin

Belisarius -> Another Thread Hi-jacking (1/22/2003 3:49:52 AM)
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Goblin [B]Naw, no paras or infiltrators, remember? You just bouts to get got is all. Gonna bust a cap in ya. Gone side saddle my 9 mikemike and pop one in yo a$$. You bouts to taste some fo five cal samiches. Like yo motomofos did. Goblin- A Goblin is Das Street Pimp:D [/B][/QUOTE] - A Goblin makes a Bel laugh A LOT. :D :D :D /back to the story/

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 3:55:47 AM)
Thanks Bel....I will happily translate it on request... Goblin:)

Belisarius -> (1/22/2003 3:59:00 AM)
Thanx, but no need to! I understand perfectly :cool: :) :D

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 4:04:26 AM)
Still, Hawk seems confused. I believe I shall translate. [QUOTE]Originally posted by Goblin [B]Naw, no paras or infiltrators, remember? You just bouts to get got is all. Gonna bust a cap in ya. Gone side saddle my 9 mikemike and pop one in yo a$$. You bouts to taste some fo five cal samiches. Like yo motomofos did.[/B][/QUOTE] Negative, Mr Hawk, I did not use paratroops or infiltrators as per our prearranged agreement, if you recall? You are in severe danger, and are about to be set upon with great force. I shall have to shoot your men. I will turn my 9mm projectile weapon sideways and expel projectiles from it until I score a successful hit on your buttocks. You will experience .45 ACP rounds to the facial area. This is the treatment that your motorcycle warriors experienced during their foray into my lines. Goblin- A Goblin to English dictionary:D

Hawk -> That's Better.... (1/22/2003 4:12:34 AM)
LMAO....:D :D :D :D :D Goblin who shall make the first wrong move.....i see your men all huddled in thier little fox holes hoping i turn away and go home....You are about to feel the Might of the GERMAN ARMY!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: If you run out of white sheets i suggest you use your mens Underwear!!!! For my Panzers are poised on GREATNESS P.s. Nothing much to report still probing the lines.... ;)

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 4:29:37 AM)
chirpchirp.....chirpchirp....chirpchirp.... Crickets and the occasional artillery barrage is all that is occuring. Where are the Germans? We heard nasty mean things about them from the Brits. Oh, yeah, I see our error... ;) Goblin

Hawk -> You want ACTION (1/22/2003 9:23:45 PM)
Here it comes Goblin!!!!!!!! I took out a M10 (i think it was a M10) hiding behind a bush.......:D :D :D Also located 2 platoons of Engineers waiting for me in all that Fog:D :D :eek: :eek:...Things will pick up now Bro "Sink or Swim"

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 10:01:47 PM)
I lost an M3 GMC and a bazooka team to your one-hit wonder tanks.:rolleyes: Not much action otherwise.... Goblin

Hawk -> LOL (1/22/2003 10:42:08 PM)
NOW!!!! NOW!!!! Goblin don't be that guy......:D :D Take your lumps like a good little puppet American...:p :p :p :p :p

Goblin -> (1/22/2003 10:54:18 PM)
I wish I had my Kats, lol. Goblin

Hawk -> ADVANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! (1/23/2003 4:11:25 AM)
On to VICTORY...My advance in Central and some where else are going...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ...The Americans apparently are drinking Beer and looking at playboy magazines...:eek: :eek: . My Panzers move on...but not without being harmed :( :( :( I lost one Pz IVG and 2 Marders II....:( :( :(

Goblin -> (1/23/2003 4:48:16 AM)
Radio intercept, center of Allied lines: "Mien Gott! They are everywhere!" >hiss of static, dull thumps heard< "Gott help us! We are being overrun! The Americans are everywhere! Dear Gott! Help us! For the love of- Enemy tank! Gunner, APCR round! FIR---" >transmission ends with static< Goblin

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