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Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 6:10:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HansBolter quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Everyone have trouburh find on map. Pretty effective. 145 bombah sorties rike this. What is BFE? animal, mineral, or vegetable? I believe we can safely assume he is referring to the proverbial Bum Fuq Egypt... Is that near the esteemed institute of higher learning, Farouk University?

Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 6:24:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 6:49:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away? <faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke.

Lecivius -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 6:51:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away? <faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke. To be fair, Chickenboy-san, have unberievabry geeky anatomy [:D]

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 7:08:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lecivius quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away? <faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke. To be fair, Chickenboy-san, have unberievabry geeky anatomy [:D] I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 foot Pole. A 12 foot Cossack, maybe.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 8:22:10 PM)
Tonga Isrands: Annoying invasion Russia-mens mean everything in South Pacific suddenry not-ah very important. Mandarake-san ordah everyone "purr out"....from forward isrands and even from comfort womans. Operaburh carriers in Truk Ragoon and Singapores so have to use rittah boats to get Japan-mens off Vau'vua'va-a'a'ah..vua. Japan-mens see Arried-dogs shis approach so wait extra day and send in Emperor-san's DD's first. quote: Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 4,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kitakami DD Hatsukaze DD Wakatake DD Hishu Allied Ships DD Caldwell DD Mahan, Shell hits 1 Reduced sighting due to 7% moonlight Maximum visibility in Partly Cloudy Conditions and 7% moonlight: 7,000 yards Range closes to 20,000 yards... Range closes to 14,000 yards... Range closes to 8,000 yards... Range closes to 4,000 yards... CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 4,000 yards CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 4,000 yards Gilbert I. crosses the 'T' DD Hishu engages DD Mahan at 4,000 yards DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 4,000 yards Range closes to 2,000 yards CL Kitakami engages DD Caldwell at 2,000 yards DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 2,000 yards Range increases to 4,000 yards DD Hishu engages DD Mahan at 4,000 yards DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 4,000 yards Range increases to 7,000 yards CL Kitakami engages DD Mahan at 7,000 yards DD Mahan engages DD Hishu at 7,000 yards Range increases to 12,000 yards CL Kitakami engages DD Mahan at 12,000 yards DD Hishu engages DD Caldwell at 12,000 yards DD Hatsukaze engages DD Caldwell at 12,000 yards Task forces break off... Japan-mens commandah comprete ****. Good idea get out sepuku equipment before get back Samoa

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 8:24:48 PM)
Apparently someone in radio room accidentarry decode ordahs to "Run away rike scared mouse even if have twice numbah of ships of enemy"

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 8:26:15 PM)
Bad night for LB-129. Everyone on Kitakami fine, howevah. quote: Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 142,165, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships PB Hakkaisan Maru, Shell hits 10, on fire LB-101, Shell hits 2, and is sunk LB-102 LB-109 LB-110 LB-117 LB-118 LB-121 LB-122 LB-123 LB-124 LB-128 LB-129, Shell hits 1, and is sunk Allied Ships DD Caldwell DD Mahan

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 8:28:35 PM)
<raspberry sound> quote: Morning Air attack on Vava'u , at 141,165 Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 29,070 feet. Estimated time to target is 3 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 36 Allied aircraft P-39D Airacobra x 12 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses P-39D Airacobra: 3 destroyed Aircraft Attacking: 35 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 29070 feet

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 8:32:51 PM)
Good day in air for Japan-mens [image]local://upfiles/7983/7328B0B61DBF441E91EA76EE6CCDE820.jpg[/image]

Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 9:55:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Medium bombers concentrate on Hailar out in BFE. Chickenboy-san stirr rooking for rymph node. Wondah why it so far away? <faceparm> Chickenboy-san, that-ah unberievabry geeky anatomy joke. Chickenboy-san made most Honorabre Mandrake-san commmit faceparm seppuku. Domo. Most honored. [&o]

BBfanboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/1/2018 11:49:21 PM)
Yankee-mens cross "T". Japan-admiruh not want spoir beautifurh T ceremony. Pran to cut own T rater.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/2/2018 3:15:54 AM)
Prease not-ah use articurhs or infintive forms. Japan-mens confused. Most-ah thanks. Hai.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/2/2018 3:23:43 AM)
Mandarake-san hear funny joke. Horses wark into bah...horses say "Why rong face:? No, wait, bah tendeah say "Why rong face?" Hahahahha Mandarake-san make-ah joke wrong but stirr funny joke. See, horses have rong face unrike Japanese-mens so bah tendah not-ah undahstand why cone in. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mandarake-san rearn so much from wah. Whore wah worth arr of ....unfortunate things.

witpqs -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/2/2018 12:18:44 PM)
Back to Haha-Jima with you!

Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/2/2018 1:20:56 PM)
Whore wah? Chickenboy-san think-ah maybe use most honorabre coupons for mahket share?

zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/2/2018 2:42:40 PM)
hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering?

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/2/2018 4:52:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering? This thread has gotten too silly, even for me. [8\|]

zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/3/2018 1:47:40 PM)
While I find the Capt'n and Spry's AARs humorous, I have learned a lot as well....well more from uttah wah. LOL

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/3/2018 1:53:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zorch quote: ORIGINAL: zuluhour hopefrurr there wirr be jerro? maybe some wiggering? This thread has gotten too silly, even for me. [8\|] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZKUozrBl4

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/4/2018 3:48:17 PM)
Mandarake-san hire pest controrh guys for seaside virra on Truk Ragoon. Very friendry. Send messages arr of time. Way more than Mandarake-san honored ancestors or chirdrens.

Zorch -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/4/2018 4:35:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandarake-san hire pest controrh guys for seaside virra on Truk Ragoon. Very friendry. Send messages arr of time. Way more than Mandarake-san honored ancestors or chirdrens. You can't Truck Rangoon to Mandrake! [image]local://upfiles/34241/9EAC047CEA0D4DF899D0CDC5584E2B39.gif[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:02:33 PM)
**************August 15, 1942(d)*************** Tongas:** Japan-mens barges arrive Vaaauu-aa'uuauau and bring biggah ships. Arried-dogs arso bring biggah ships. Pretty good shooting but-ah Japan-mens bring Rong Rance. Technicarry, IJN win fight because keep fierd but-ah Austraria-mens put dents in Kumano. quote: Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 5,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Kumano, Shell hits 6 CL Kuma, Shell hits 2, on fire CL Tatsuta, Shell hits 1 DD Yugumo DD Hayashio DD Wakaba, Shell hits 1 DD Nagatsuki DD Hayate, Shell hits 1 Allied Ships CL Perth, Shell hits 2, Torpedo hits 1 CL Ceres, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Maury DD Wilson, Shell hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:05:27 PM)
Barges stay on station and begin roading Japan-mens tonight. Tatsuya and some DD's stay around to herp.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:06:45 PM)
Sakharin: Bettys from Honshu. quote: Morning Air attack on 302nd Rifle Regiment, at 126,43 (Shikuka) Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 25 Ki-27b Nate x 22 Allied aircraft MiG-3 x 7 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 4 damaged No Allied losses Allied ground losses: 34 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Aircraft Attacking: 20 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb 5 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:07:26 PM)
More. quote: Morning Air attack on 302nd Rifle Regiment, at 126,43 (Shikuka) Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 7 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 2 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 56 Ki-27b Nate x 13 Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 14 Allied aircraft MiG-3 x 3 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged No Allied losses Allied ground losses: 42 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Aircraft Attacking: 20 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb 35 x G4M1 Betty bombing from 12000 feet * Ground Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:08:16 PM)
More quote: Morning Air attack on 2nd Rifle Brigade, at 126,43 (Shikuka) Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 3 minutes Japanese aircraft G4M1 Betty x 46 Ki-27b Nate x 3 Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 14 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 4 damaged Allied ground losses: 35 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:10:01 PM)
Russia-mens get same idea but-ah not work very werr. quote: Morning Air attack on Shikuka , at 126,43 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 36 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 12 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-27b Nate x 24 Ki-44-IIa Tojo x 8 Allied aircraft SB-2 x 12 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses SB-2: 2 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:12:44 PM)
Here come Russia-mens hordes. BANZAI! Rook rike Japan-mens hord Shikuka because herp coming from Honshu and Hokkaido. quote: Ground combat at Shikuka (126,43) Allied Deliberate attack Attacking force 16683 troops, 294 guns, 22 vehicles, Assault Value = 444 Defending force 10684 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 274 Allied adjusted assault: 76 Japanese adjusted defense: 258 Allied assault odds: 1 to 3 (fort level 2) Combat modifiers Defender: preparation(-), experience(-) Attacker: disruption(-) Japanese ground losses: 293 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 26 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Guns lost 8 (2 destroyed, 6 disabled) Allied ground losses: 320 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 42 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Guns lost 10 (1 destroyed, 9 disabled) Assaulting units: 79th Rifle Division 2nd Rifle Brigade 302nd Rifle Regiment Special Rifle Corps 433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment Defending units: Karafuto Mixed Brigade 85th Naval Guard Unit 38th Const Co 39th Const Co 56th JNAF AF Unit

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (11/11/2018 4:15:31 PM)
Manchuoko: Medium bombahs switch ovah Mishan. Mostarry tanks so hard to brow up. quote: Ground combat at Shikuka (126,43) Allied Deliberate attack Attacking force 16683 troops, 294 guns, 22 vehicles, Assault Value = 444 Defending force 10684 troops, 90 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 274 Allied adjusted assault: 76 Japanese adjusted defense: 258 Allied assault odds: 1 to 3 (fort level 2) Combat modifiers Defender: preparation(-), experience(-) Attacker: disruption(-) Japanese ground losses: 293 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 26 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Guns lost 8 (2 destroyed, 6 disabled) Allied ground losses: 320 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 42 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Guns lost 10 (1 destroyed, 9 disabled) Assaulting units: 79th Rifle Division 2nd Rifle Brigade 302nd Rifle Regiment Special Rifle Corps 433rd Hvy Howitzer Regiment Defending units: Karafuto Mixed Brigade 85th Naval Guard Unit 38th Const Co 39th Const Co 56th JNAF AF Unit

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