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zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/2/2014 9:22:29 PM)

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/2/2014 9:23:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Grollub


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.


If we tarking about Kate Beckinsares, she could get torpedoes just about everywhere. Hai!


Hai! We instruct pirots to not-ah harm beautifurh womans during Pearh Harbor attack but we give speciarh bonus for any pirot who kirr Ben Affrek




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/2/2014 9:34:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]


Mandrake-san arready use to book hoterh room in San Diego. It-ah rearry fun. Nearry have bradder accident giving card number.

Mandrake-san househord arso have ATT-uverse so incoming phone carr show up on TV. Stirr waiting to use on arumni association carrer. [:)]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/2/2014 9:36:27 PM)

Arhso accidentarry say "HAI!" in answer to patient question in Spanish. [:D]




BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/2/2014 9:37:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


quote:

ORIGINAL: Grollub


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

By ra way, where do you have to go to get aerial torpedoes for the Kates? It-ah rousy way to run Navy.


If we tarking about Kate Beckinsares, she could get torpedoes just about everywhere. Hai!


Hai! We instruct pirots to not-ah harm beautifurh womans during Pearh Harbor attack but we give speciarh bonus for any pirot who kirr Ben Affrek



Where can we donate to this just cause?




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/2/2014 9:42:03 PM)

Send check. Make out to Committee for Aborition of Severe Hypoacting (C.A.S.H)




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 3:00:09 AM)

Combatant losses. How much AV strength will we need to capture the PI? We essentially have 2 divisions plus 65th Brigade, extra armor and a bunch of arty.

We can start some serious aerial bombardment after Hong Kong falls and we kill all the P-40's on Luzon.

[image]local://upfiles/7983/7E8CE729AFAE45DC807341DCF1435E79.jpg[/image]




Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 4:29:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Combatant losses. How much AV strength will we need to capture the PI? We essentially have 2 divisions plus 65th Brigade, extra armor and a bunch of arty.

We can start some serious aerial bombardment after Hong Kong falls and we kill all the P-40's on Luzon.

[image]local://upfiles/7983/7E8CE729AFAE45DC807341DCF1435E79.jpg[/image]


Wear 'em down first. Otherwise, that spartan a force will be woefully insufficient. I presume that your opponent has turtled in the Clark Field hex?




bradfordkay -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 6:09:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]


After reading several pages of this AAR I grabbed some ice cream and my brain auto corrected it to "Strawbelly". [8|]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 1:42:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bradfordkay


quote:

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

Capt'n, you know your going to use your "new accent" accidently at some point.......GOD, I'd like to be there![:D][:D]


After reading several pages of this AAR I grabbed some ice cream and my brain auto corrected it to "Strawbelly". [8|]


Ahhh! That-ah dericious!


By ra way. I dare you not to say it that way next time you bite into a savory bit of tri-tip.


"Ahhhhh! That-ah dericious"




sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 5:15:29 PM)

This getting very sirry.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 6:04:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sprior

This getting very sirry.


Hai! Japan-mens trying to run a war not-ah give ringuistic ressons.

Japan-mens not switch "R" sound for "(R)" sound. That-ah inferior China-mens. So Japan-mens say "strawberry" not "strawberry"




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 6:14:45 PM)

Don't you hate people who tell you how good their vacation is when you are stuck at work.

Baaaaahstard brother-in-law showing off a big early season trout on a fly rod. Probably near Jackson Hole is my guess. ***-****

[image]local://upfiles/7983/C00DBB098F57445ABA1309E4FF86F3D3.jpg[/image]




kaleun -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 8:25:31 PM)

Nice brown!




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 8:57:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kaleun

Nice brown!

Yeah it is!

Fly fishing and AE would be a nice combination. You go out on the stream for the morning hatch then you come back to the cabin and send off a turn and get some lunch..then you go out nymphing for a while or a float...then you come back and open the turn in the email and send it off and have some tri-tip then you go back out for the evening hatch..then you come back and start driniking.




Itdepends -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 9:37:25 PM)

Is he feeling all right? He looks a bit pale.




witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 9:48:26 PM)

And what sort of cigar is that? Is it a Cuban?




Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 10:50:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: kaleun

Nice brown!

Yeah it is!

Fly fishing and AE would be a nice combination. You go out on the stream for the morning hatch then you come back to the cabin and send off a turn and get some lunch..then you go out nymphing for a while or a float...then you come back and open the turn in the email and send it off and have some tri-tip then you go back out for the evening hatch..then you come back and start driniking.



That sounds ah-fantastic! Hai! [&o] [8D]

[switches to goofy American-mens mode]

He said "nymphing". Fnar...fnar...[:D]





zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 11:56:16 PM)

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zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/5/2014 11:57:10 PM)




[switches to goofy American-mens mode]

He said "nymphing". Fnar...fnar...[:D]


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+1 [:D]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 3:37:50 PM)

You can never find a good nymph when you need it.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 3:46:53 PM)

*********Dec. 15, 1941(c)*************


Arready Dec 15 And Japan-mens not yet capture Manira, Singapore or Hong Kong, Combined Freet Horiday Goff Tornament at Oaska is cancerred.


Manado S-boat know Japan-mens coming because they rook at OOB from Scenario 2 and idiot staff paint "MANADO" in big retters on side of convoy
Igasa Maru brow up rike gigantic Picoro Pete.


Sub attack near Manado at 75,99

Japanese Ships
xAK Igasa Maru, Torpedo hits 2, heavy damage
TB Hiyodori
PB Heiei Maru #7

Allied Ships
SS S-39, hits 2

Japanese ground losses:
54 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Massive explosion on xAK Igasa Maru
.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 3:52:05 PM)

Singkawing: If you not know, it on Borneo. Staff onry send company of SNRF. Japan-mens merht machine
guns kirring arr of white and some more brown devirs. We wait for more mens from Miri.

Ground combat at Singkawang (56,88)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 506 troops, 3 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 14

Defending force 1074 troops, 8 guns, 4 vehicles, Assault Value = 29

Japanese adjusted assault: 16

Allied adjusted defense: 13

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 1 (fort level 0)

Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+), disruption(-), preparation(-), morale(-)
experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+)

Japanese ground losses:
44 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Allied ground losses:
28 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
1st Sasebo SNLF Coy

Defending units:
West Borneo KNIL Battalion
Singkawang Base Force




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 4:30:09 PM)

Situation near Fiji...Dec 15

[image]local://upfiles/7983/63BF0A5A49E3452A9469AEA963D2ECEC.jpg[/image]




Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 5:03:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Singkawang:


Sinkawang? Is-ah this rerated to your nymphing?




Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 5:05:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Situation near Fiji...Dec 15

[image]local://upfiles/7983/63BF0A5A49E3452A9469AEA963D2ECEC.jpg[/image]


"53rd Naval Guard"? What-ah the herr that??? [:@] "Will" end up here? [&:][:-]

We-ah start to ah-think maybe you not native-ah speakah. We carr Kampeitei.




Mike McCreery -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 7:16:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

*********Dec. 15, 1941(c)*************


Arready Dec 15 And Japan-mens not yet capture Manira, Singapore or Hong Kong, Combined Freet Horiday Goff Tornament at Oaska is cancerred.


Manado S-boat know Japan-mens coming because they rook at OOB from Scenario 2 and idiot staff paint "MANADO" in big retters on side of convoy
Igasa Maru brow up rike gigantic Picoro Pete.


Sub attack near Manado at 75,99

Japanese Ships
xAK Igasa Maru, Torpedo hits 2, heavy damage
TB Hiyodori
PB Heiei Maru #7

Allied Ships
SS S-39, hits 2

Japanese ground losses:
54 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Massive explosion on xAK Igasa Maru
.


I guess that was a gasa explosion :P





zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/6/2014 11:47:35 PM)

It appears you are now well below the equator, I would suggest a stop at Savusavu (no one EVER stops there) to get fresh pampers for garrison, after Fiji's taken.... of course.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/7/2014 1:16:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

It appears you are now well below the equator, I would suggest a stop at Savusavu (no one EVER stops there) to get fresh pampers for garrison, after Fiji's taken.... of course.


Onry need pampers after crothes wear out...or for Korean-mens vorunteers.

Japan-mens not stop untir White Devirs com out to pray in South of Pacific. Arready ships reave Oasaka for Port Moresby and other praces for Norfork Isrand and Canton. Japan-mens have secret weapon to keep going and we not-ah buy from terevision ad either because we get rousy reception.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/7/2014 1:23:55 PM)

*********Seaside Virra, Truk (Ruk)**********

Honorary Admirah Mandrake-san OK, here my question. How come we pick name for airpranes that-ah hard to say? "Kate"...OK..."Jake"...OK..."Ann-ah"...not-ah so bad...but "Varh".."Maberh"...and for rove of Odin..."Rirry"?

Beutifurh Rukanese womans in tropicarh uniform: Honorary Admirah Mandrake-san, Allies made up those names. It's an inside joke.

Honorary Admirah Mandrake-san Hory crap! You kidding, right?




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