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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/10/2014 9:38:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior She obviously fancied a little something Luuuucy, ju have some 'splaining to do. [:D] One time I diagnosed sickle cell disease in a two year old and when we tested the parents only the mother had the trait......."you need two copies of the trait to....ummm...ah yes.....umm.....anything else I can help you with?" How on Earth do you guys get away with an expression like "Hen Night" [:D][:D]

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/10/2014 11:38:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior She obviously fancied a little something Yay Tyrion! [&o]

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 7:08:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake How on Earth do you guys get away with an expression like "Hen Night" [:D][:D] Well if a kitchenette is a small kitchen, a dinette is a small dining room I guess a bachelorette is, well, that dwarf.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 4:35:55 PM)
Yes, let's hope the short person is single. [:)] If married, he has some 'splaining to do

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 4:38:22 PM)
************Singapore********* Japan-mens cross watah yesterday and it-ah pretty good attack. Ground combat at Singapore (50,84) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 37973 troops, 367 guns, 69 vehicles, Assault Value = 1109 Defending force 27766 troops, 301 guns, 185 vehicles, Assault Value = 288 Japanese adjusted assault: 700 Allied adjusted defense: 329 Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 3) Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 1 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), op mode(-), preparation(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-) Japanese ground losses: 962 casualties reported Squads: 8 destroyed, 111 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 39 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 34 disabled Allied ground losses: 2644 casualties reported Squads: 67 destroyed, 85 disabled Non Combat: 25 destroyed, 113 disabled Engineers: 3 destroyed, 25 disabled Guns lost 42 (12 destroyed, 30 disabled) Units destroyed 1 Assaulting units: 21st Infantry Regiment 114th Infantry Regiment 15th Ind Engineer Regiment 4th Ind Engineer Regiment 56th Infantry Regiment 12th Engineer Regiment 23rd Ind Engineer Regiment 33rd Division 55th Infantry Regiment 41st Infantry Regiment 18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 25th Army 3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment 34th Field AA Battalion 3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment 5th Field Artillery Regiment 21st JAAF AF Bn Defending units: 1st Malay Battalion 2nd Malay Battalion 2nd Loyal Battalion 2/17 Dogra Battalion 22nd Australian Brigade 1st Manchester Battalion 2nd Gordons Battalion 3rd Cavalry Rgt /2 22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment Malayan Air Wing 2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment Singapore Fortress III Indian Corps 110th RAF Adv Base Force 24th NZ Pioneer Coy Singapore Base Force 113th RAF Adv Base Force 2nd ISF Base Force 224 Group RAF SSVF Brigade AHQ Far East Malaya Army 1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment 111th RAF Adv Base Force 30 Battery/3 HAA 1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment 109th RN Base Force

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 4:42:51 PM)
Then, next day, SPrior-san order another attack, even though infantry units have 60+ disruption. SPrior-san make Yamashita rook rike freaking boy scout. [:D] Even more, it-ah acturarry work. Ground combat at Singapore (50,84) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 36531 troops, 367 guns, 68 vehicles, Assault Value = 990 Defending force 25613 troops, 289 guns, 185 vehicles, Assault Value = 160 Japanese adjusted assault: 662 Allied adjusted defense: 323 Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 (fort level 1) Japanese Assault reduces fortifications to 0 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Japanese ground losses: 1562 casualties reported Squads: 6 destroyed, 61 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 25 disabled Engineers: 2 destroyed, 28 disabled Guns lost 15 (1 destroyed, 14 disabled) Allied ground losses: 1774 casualties reported Squads: 81 destroyed, 29 disabled Non Combat: 9 destroyed, 79 disabled Engineers: 2 destroyed, 14 disabled Guns lost 29 (6 destroyed, 23 disabled) Vehicles lost 14 (1 destroyed, 13 disabled) Assaulting units: 33rd Division 23rd Ind Engineer Regiment 114th Infantry Regiment 12th Engineer Regiment 15th Ind Engineer Regiment 55th Infantry Regiment 56th Infantry Regiment 4th Ind Engineer Regiment 21st Infantry Regiment 41st Infantry Regiment 34th Field AA Battalion 18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment 25th Army 3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment 5th Field Artillery Regiment 21st JAAF AF Bn Defending units: 2/17 Dogra Battalion 1st Manchester Battalion 22nd Australian Brigade 2nd Loyal Battalion 2nd Gordons Battalion 3rd Cavalry Rgt /2 113th RAF Adv Base Force 2nd Malay Battalion Malayan Air Wing 1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment Singapore Fortress 110th RAF Adv Base Force III Indian Corps 2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment 30 Battery/3 HAA 24th NZ Pioneer Coy 224 Group RAF 1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment AHQ Far East 111th RAF Adv Base Force SSVF Brigade 22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment Singapore Base Force Malaya Army 2nd ISF Base Force 109th RN Base Force

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 4:48:20 PM)
******Rest of January 3, 1942(d)******* Georgetown (not-ah one on Potomac):** Arried-mens bombard Japan-mens with Exeter at night but defenders stiirr cave. Ground combat at Georgetown (49,74) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 6040 troops, 53 guns, 42 vehicles, Assault Value = 199 Defending force 1777 troops, 19 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 25 Japanese adjusted assault: 241 Allied adjusted defense: 4 Japanese assault odds: 60 to 1 (fort level 1) Japanese forces CAPTURE Georgetown !!! Combat modifiers Defender: preparation(-), morale(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Japanese ground losses: 251 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 17 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Allied ground losses: 1777 casualties reported Squads: 15 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 133 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 8 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 12 (12 destroyed, 0 disabled) Units destroyed 5 Assaulting units: 148th Infantry Regiment 56th Recon Regiment 56th Engineer Regiment 56th Field Artillery Regiment Defending units: 3rd SSVF Battalion 3/16th Punjab Bn /2 Penang Fortress 109th RAF Adv Base Force 112th RAF Adv Base Force

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 4:54:13 PM)
Taiping: Various Brown-mens enter rairroad construction business. Ground combat at Taiping (49,75) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 360 troops, 0 guns, 71 vehicles, Assault Value = 77 Defending force 2804 troops, 7 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 76 Japanese adjusted assault: 62 Allied adjusted defense: 27 Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), op mode(-), leaders(-), preparation(-) fatigue(-), morale(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Japanese ground losses: Vehicles lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled) Allied ground losses: 459 casualties reported Squads: 22 destroyed, 9 disabled Non Combat: 15 destroyed, 2 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Units retreated 2 Defeated Allied Units Retreating! Assaulting units: 1st Tank Regiment 14th Tank Regiment Defending units: 1st Mysore Battalion 1st Hyderabad Battalion 22nd Indian Brigade

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:13:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Yes, let's hope the short person is single. [:)] If married, he has some 'splaining to do Nah! He just tell wife, "but Honey, it was a little mistake."

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:15:47 PM)
Chengchow (somewhere in China): Arried-mens send P-40's with face on front. Morning Air attack on 15th Chinese Corps, at 88,44 (Chengchow) Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-27b Nate x 12 Ki-30 Ann x 12 Allied aircraft H81-A3 x 8 Japanese aircraft losses Ki-30 Ann: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged No Allied losses Allied ground losses: 14 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Aircraft Attacking: 10 x Ki-30 Ann bombing from 9000 feet Ground Attack: 1 x 250 kg GP Bomb Sneaky baaahstards.. Morning Air attack on 92nd Chinese Corps, at 85,45 (Nanyang) Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid spotted at 38 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 11 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 20 Ki-48-Ib Lily x 19 Allied aircraft H81-A3 x 8 Japanese aircraft losses Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 4 destroyed No Allied losses Allied ground losses: 244 casualties reported Squads: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Aircraft Attacking: 19 x Ki-48-Ib Lily bombing from 8000 feet Ground Attack: 4 x 100 kg GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:19:05 PM)
Off Canada: I-26 gets her first kill of the war. Rousy AKL. Submarine attack near Victoria at 207,53 Japanese Ships SS I-26 Allied Ships xAKL Nebraskan, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage xAKL Nebraskan is sighted by SS I-26 SS I-26 attacking on the surface

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:21:38 PM)
New and improved New Hebrides: Japan-mens cruisers waste 8 in ammo on rousy AKL. Day Time Surface Combat, near Lakatoro at 119,152, Range 15,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Chokai CA Myoko DD Hatsukaze DD Shiranui Allied Ships xAKL Karuah, Shell hits 10, and is sunk Low visibility due to Rain Maximum visibility in Rain: 15,000 yards Range closes to 19,000 yards... Range closes to 17,000 yards... Range closes to 15,000 yards... CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 15,000 yards Japan-mens get ashore at Koumac without disaster. 146th Regt and 8th Tank Regiment moving SW toward Nadi, Fiji.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:30:55 PM)
Pretend Mandrake-san nevah go to Hen Night. When Spanish-womans have sexuarh rerations with dwarf-mens do othah Hens watch? Seem rike that-ah pretty funny.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:36:08 PM)
Arso, if Spanish-womans standing up did one of Hens put Dwarf-mens up to it?

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:46:00 PM)
[:D] [image]local://upfiles/14248/BFCC9B644FB74210800459389E7FE9B4.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 5:46:24 PM)
Mandrake-san go to Er Porro Roco yesterday to get chopped up chicken. Carifornia now have-ah more Mayans and Tortecs and Aztecs than Angros or Japan-mens. But-ah rearry amazing thing start to happen. Angro-mens start to eat cirantro and Aztecs adopt some Angro ways. So, anyway, Manhdrake-san waiting for chopped-up chicken and Aztec girh making burritos start-ah to sing..... "Mamas don't let ju babies grow up to be cowboys" Mandrake-san immediatery want to finish song but onry remember "Ret them be doctors and rawyers and such"

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 6:46:57 PM)
New hit song in Ja-pan, "Arr nice girrs rove a sairor" That very hard song to sing.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2014 8:16:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior New hit song in Ja-pan, "Arr nice girrs rove a sairor" That very hard song to sing. That-ah armost as bad as "Good ship rorripop!" [X(]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/12/2014 2:19:04 PM)
Approach to Fiji [image]local://upfiles/7983/E3B2D5998FFC44F4BC914A4436D98F0A.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/15/2014 5:53:37 PM)
Mandrake-san end up in hospitarh with probabry mararia and yerrow fever combined or something rike that. Fever, body aches, chirrs. Mandrake-san rorh around on couch at Seaside Virra for few days then decide something wrong. Brood pressure 70/50 when show up. [X(] Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy armost have invoruntary command change at Truk Ragoon. Crappy Rukanese doctors stir trying to figure out. Idiots keep asking Mandrake-san if go to West Africa. Idiots! West Africa not-ahah on map.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/15/2014 7:31:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san end up in hospitarh with probabry mararia and yerrow fever combined or something rike that. Fever, body aches, chirrs. Mandrake-san rorh around on couch at Seaside Virra for few days then decide something wrong. Brood pressure 70/50 when show up. [X(] Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy armost have invoruntary command change at Truk Ragoon. Crappy Rukanese doctors stir trying to figure out. Idiots keep asking Mandrake-san if go to West Africa. Idiots! West Africa not-ahah on map. Brud preshah too row, Cap'n! Hope no-ah hemorrhagic fevah or West-ah nire. [:(] Prease to ret Chickenboysan know if need borrow wakazashi for honorabre exit strategy. Otherwise, get bettah soon! [&o]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/16/2014 5:54:41 PM)
*******January 4, 1942(d)******** Arried-mens brow everything up at Georgetown. This-ah seem odd considering prace probabry named after one of Arried-mens Emperors. Perhaps Arried-mens trying to get strategic points or just to make Japan-mens angry. Night Naval bombardment of Georgetown at 49,74 Allied Ships CA Exeter DD Encounter DD Evertsen Japanese ground losses: 206 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 17 disabled Manpower hits 1 Heavy Industry hits 1 Fires 53 Airbase hits 10 Airbase supply hits 2 Runway hits 17 Port hits 9 Port fuel hits 1 Port supply hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/16/2014 6:06:47 PM)
1st Mysore Batarrion...HAHA...that-ah funny name. Mysore Bn now have-ah new booboo. Ground combat at Taiping (49,75) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 348 troops, 0 guns, 70 vehicles, Assault Value = 76 Defending force 432 troops, 0 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 9 Japanese adjusted assault: 27 Allied adjusted defense: 3 Japanese assault odds: 9 to 1 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), leaders(+), preparation(-), morale(-) experience(-), supply(-) Attacker: shock(+), fatigue(-) Allied ground losses: 239 casualties reported Squads: 13 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 14 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Units retreated 1 Defeated Allied Units Retreating! Assaulting units: 1st Tank Regiment 14th Tank Regiment Defending units: 1st Mysore Battalion

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/16/2014 6:09:16 PM)
Singapore: 3rd attack just-ah miss 1:1. Engineers take in shorts. Ground combat at Singapore (50,84) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 35267 troops, 366 guns, 68 vehicles, Assault Value = 876 Defending force 24175 troops, 285 guns, 184 vehicles, Assault Value = 109 Japanese adjusted assault: 252 Allied adjusted defense: 263 Japanese assault odds: 1 to 2 (fort level 1) Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), preparation(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-) Japanese ground losses: 1220 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 33 disabled Non Combat: 21 destroyed, 21 disabled Engineers: 33 destroyed, 24 disabled Vehicles lost 9 (8 destroyed, 1 disabled) Allied ground losses: 1959 casualties reported Squads: 63 destroyed, 20 disabled Non Combat: 22 destroyed, 70 disabled Engineers: 2 destroyed, 12 disabled Guns lost 35 (19 destroyed, 16 disabled) Vehicles lost 19 (5 destroyed, 14 disabled) Assaulting units: 23rd Ind Engineer Regiment 4th Ind Engineer Regiment 12th Engineer Regiment 56th Infantry Regiment 15th Ind Engineer Regiment 21st Infantry Regiment 33rd Division 114th Infantry Regiment 55th Infantry Regiment 41st Infantry Regiment 3rd Ind. Mountain Gun Regiment 18th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 5th Field Artillery Regiment 25th Army 34th Field AA Battalion 3rd Medium Field Artillery Regiment 21st JAAF AF Bn Defending units: 22nd Australian Brigade 2nd Loyal Battalion 2nd Gordons Battalion 3rd Cavalry Rgt /2 22nd Indian Mountain Gun Regiment Malayan Air Wing 1st Indian Heavy AA Regiment Singapore Fortress 1st HK&S Heavy AA Regiment 110th RAF Adv Base Force 1st Manchester Battalion 113th RAF Adv Base Force 24th NZ Pioneer Coy 30 Battery/3 HAA 111th RAF Adv Base Force 109th RN Base Force 2nd ISF Base Force Singapore Base Force 2nd Malay Battalion Malaya Army AHQ Far East III Indian Corps 2/17 Dogra Battalion 2nd HK&S Heavy AA Regiment 224 Group RAF SSVF Bde /1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/16/2014 6:17:34 PM)
Fiji: Japan-men carriers stop to rook at frying fish and miss opportunity to brow up Arried ships at Suva. Japan-mens not-ah afraid of coupurh of cruisers. Transports will continue toward Nadi. [image]local://upfiles/7983/EBF6D763745C4C278BC7B0111BDD564C.jpg[/image]

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/17/2014 5:07:24 AM)
He rives! [&o]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/17/2014 2:20:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy He rives! [&o] Tuesday night Mandrake-san not-ah so sure. ICU send down charge nurse to decide if Mandrake-san go up next when one of rearry ord guys checks out. Mandrake-san have 19th Century fever, rorring around in bed, moaning and compraining. Charge Nurse: <Patronizing voice> They think you are breathing too fast, Mr. Mandrake. Mandrake-san: It-ah not too fast. Onry in your universe. Mandrake-san pretty sure Charge Nurse rearry minion of Grim Reaper. Back to Hades, she-bitch (who not understand increased metaboric state of fever)! In morning, hospitarh send in psychiatrist to see Mandrake-san.

Lecivius -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/17/2014 2:48:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake In morning, hospitarh send in psychiatrist to see Mandrake-san. There is a REALLY good joke in here....

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/17/2014 4:54:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake In morning, hospitarh send in psychiatrist to see Mandrake-san. From Ha-hajima schoor of psychiatry and baroon animar making? Be-ah grad she-bitch no send in urororogist to "redo" Forey cathetah for the tenth time. "You can redo my Forey when you pry the Wakazashi from my cord dead fingahs!" ETA: Rook at-ah bright side, Mandrake-san. You got to roose those stubborn 20 pounds you've been-ah trying to roose for many moons. Time to put-ah them back with Hendrick's, Robster and Chocorate.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/18/2014 12:51:57 PM)
So they packed Mandrake-san into amburance to go to big hospitahr and Mandrake-san in back with cute 22 year ord chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere. Mandrake-san not-ah cut hairs on face for 2 days and basicarry not-ah sreep ronger than 45 minutes for 2 days either. Cute 22 year ord chatty EMT, not-ah Japan-womans but definitery from somewhere in Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere <rooks at data sheet> WOW! People we pick up your age usually look waaaay worse! [X(]

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