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BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 5:13:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I see the swim wear is quite interesting as well......

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Broody herr, radies of Scotrand wear that? They tough radies.

Roork rike her head go through starfish when she dive. Not sure what rest of her went through.



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 6:48:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I see the swim wear is quite interesting as well......

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Broody herr, radies of Scotrand wear that? They tough radies.

Roork rike her head go through starfish when she dive. Not sure what rest of her went through.


Bearded Clam? [:'(]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 6:57:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

I see the swim wear is quite interesting as well......

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Broody herr, radies of Scotrand wear that? They tough radies.

Roork rike her head go through starfish when she dive. Not sure what rest of her went through.


Bearded Clam? [:'(]



Werr, maybe bearded cram first but on outside rook rike tentacurhs so probabry octapussy.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 7:01:48 PM)

OK, mandrake-san rook up. Attractive-womans Ms. Joanie Wiesmirrer. Ms. Weismirrer miss out of 1944(a) Orympics because of war. Not-ah miss Orympics in WWII(b and c) because war arready ovah by then. Not-ah sure yet about WWII(d)

Miss Weismirrer good swimmer-womans but have to do backstroke because othahwise too much drag.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 7:05:46 PM)

Editrix Note: OK, that is quite enough of this juvenile objectivization of women! The Editorial Board is considering a move to limit pictures in this narrative unless they are truly germane.



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 7:38:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Editrix Note: OK, that is quite enough of this juvenile objectivization of women! The Editorial Board is considering a move to limit pictures in this narrative unless they are truly germane.



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Argos -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 7:50:41 PM)

Wait what? This mod has germane units? did they expand the map that much?

Or did i misread that and we are only allowed juvenile objectivization of germane women?



zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/8/2014 8:18:31 PM)

"HAI!" Ronrey bespectacled, somewhat small in stature, Japanese war historian replies.
"Non objectionable European womans not even in puberty yet, how she make history book?!" Slender Shinto man asks.
" She is figment of imagination, she removed...  Please to allow gracious pardon ?"



BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/9/2014 5:34:37 AM)

Cap M - your opponent may be very worried that all the postings in your AAR mean a vigorous discussion of strategy is taking prace. Prease to advise him that we are discussing germanes and such.



zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/9/2014 8:05:51 PM)

That's just ridiculous! [:D]
The conflagration faced by the arried armies in this game is nothing unusual, though they need to tighten up their tactics.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/10/2014 3:28:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

That's just ridiculous! [:D]
The conflagration faced by the arried armies in this game is nothing unusual, though they need to tighten up their tactics.


Seem rike otha way around to Mandrake-san



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/10/2014 3:37:17 PM)

More fighting from rast night

Japan-mens stirr dropping off cans of fish head soup at Osthaven. British-mens cruiser show up at night. Probabry drive in from Indian Ocean.
Somehow Dorsetshire miss Atago and Kumano.


Night Time Surface Combat, near Oosthaven at 47,97, Range 2,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Tama
CL Oi, Shell hits 4, on fire
DD Hakaze
DD Nokaze
DD Kiku
DD Tsuta
DD Yomogi, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CA Dorsetshire, Shell hits 1
DD Paul Jones
DD Parrott



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/10/2014 3:37:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

That's just ridiculous! [:D]
The conflagration faced by the arried armies in this game is nothing unusual, though they need to tighten up their tactics.


Seem rike otha way around to Mandrake-san



Hai! [&o]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/10/2014 3:59:50 PM)

Japan-mens send two SCTF to guard transports in New Caredonia and Sumatra-jima and Arried-mens either bypass Japan-mens warships compretery or find weaker task force. Broody annoying.
Oi decide bettah to drive compretery around Sumatra-jima than go back toward Batavia.

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Lecivius -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/10/2014 8:20:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

No doubt about it. The Demonic Caddy moved about 4 inches last night.

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I taught my son some hillbilly ways in tree removal. He needs practice if you want help [8D]


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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/10/2014 8:40:21 PM)

Actuarry, Demon Caddy advance anothah 6-8 inches and now has reinforcements too!



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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/11/2014 12:38:08 AM)

Rast weekend go ovah to Pocahantas Girh house for "desert". This consist of traditionarh favorites of bananas Foster, rots of wine and then shots of crappy fravored tequira. Mandrake-san meet PG's new boyfriend. Rike 24 or 25 but rearry smart and sophisticated. Not-ah rearry good match for PG. [:D][:D] Arso, not-ah rearry drink rike fish either.

Anyway, PG decide want to go skinny dipping but poor too cord. Probabry ex come ovah and turn off poor heater to save money. [:D] So everyone wark to Ord Widdow Smith house but Ord Widdow Smith probabry prastered too and not-ah wake up. Mandrake-san way smarter than everyrone erse and predict disaster so go home and go to sreep. Sure enough, PG go through side gate, take off most of crothes and jump in poorh of Ord Widdow Smith. Ord Widdow Smith not-ah carr porice probabry because finish off fifth of Jim Beam by herserf.

SG and boyfriend of PG have to fish PG out of watah and steer back to house. Fortunatery, PG make it back to her house so Mandrake-san not-ah find wet spot on couch in morning. Mandrake-san turn on music in morning to annoy SG as punishment for staying up too rate. [:D]




Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/11/2014 1:09:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, Demon Caddy advance anothah 6-8 inches and now has reinforcements too!



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I see have ramb rookout. Very crevah. Very crevah...[sm=00000117.gif]



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/11/2014 5:18:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Rast weekend go ovah to Pocahantas Girh house for "desert". This consist of traditionarh favorites of bananas Foster, rots of wine and then shots of crappy fravored tequira. Mandrake-san meet PG's new boyfriend. Rike 24 or 25 but rearry smart and sophisticated. Not-ah rearry good match for PG. [:D][:D] Arso, not-ah rearry drink rike fish either.

Anyway, PG decide want to go skinny dipping but poor too cord. Probabry ex come ovah and turn off poor heater to save money. [:D] So everyone wark to Ord Widdow Smith house but Ord Widdow Smith probabry prastered too and not-ah wake up. Mandrake-san way smarter than everyrone erse and predict disaster so go home and go to sreep. Sure enough, PG go through side gate, take off most of crothes and jump in poorh of Ord Widdow Smith. Ord Widdow Smith not-ah carr porice probabry because finish off fifth of Jim Beam by herserf.

SG and boyfriend of PG have to fish PG out of watah and steer back to house. Fortunatery, PG make it back to her house so Mandrake-san not-ah find wet spot on couch in morning. Mandrake-san turn on music in morning to annoy SG as punishment for staying up too rate. [:D]



Good heavens! Running this through reverse-translate - to put back in the L's - yields "clappy flavored tequila". [X(]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/11/2014 2:03:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: witpqs
Good heavens! Running this through reverse-translate - to put back in the L's - yields "clappy flavored tequila". [X(]



Hai! Honored guest perhaps have disgronifier set on China-mens/Engrish. If not, may need to upgrade to ICD-10.

Japan-mens nevah get crap.



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/11/2014 4:02:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: witpqs

Good heavens! Running this through reverse-translate - to put back in the L's - yields "clappy flavored tequila". [X(]


Werr...they DO put worms in the Mezcar for originar fravor. Why not-ah try Chramydia trachomatis in Tequira?


Edited to put the 'a-Ah' in trachomatis. [:D]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/12/2014 2:23:28 PM)

*************January 21, 1942(d)**************

Mandrake-san figure out how to win navarh batturhs....put Admirarh SPrior-san in charge. [:)] SPrior-san know how to rorr dice.

Parembang: Japan-mens stir unroading cans of fish-head soup so send in THREE SCTF. First, Arried-mens send in torpedo boats on dark night. Good idea, but not-ah work.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Palembang at 48,91, Range 8,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CA Mogami
CA Mikuma
CA Suzuya
DD Nowaki
DD Arashi
DD Michishio
DD Shinonome

Allied Ships
HDML P 10, Shell hits 1, and is sunk
HDML 1096, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
HDML 1097, Shell hits 1, and is sunk

Next, send in combined Arried medium SCTF for daytime batturh. Good idea, but this time SPrior-san rorr ereven on come out rorr so bitchen Arried-mens SCTF run up against bitchen Japan-mens crusiers.
Fight start at 9000 yds because neither side buy radar set at Radio Shack yet..waiting for bankruptcy sare.

Day Time Surface Combat, near Palembang at 48,91, Range 9,000 Yards

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
Walrus II: 1 destroyed

Japanese Ships
CA Mogami, Shell hits 8, on fire
CA Mikuma, Shell hits 1
CA Suzuya, Shell hits 3
DD Nowaki, Shell hits 1, heavy fires
DD Arashi, Shell hits 3, heavy fires
DD Michishio, Shell hits 1
DD Shinonome

Allied Ships
CA Dorsetshire, Shell hits 21, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk
CL Marblehead, Shell hits 9, heavy fires
DD Barker, Shell hits 7, heavy fires, heavy damage
DD Bulmer, Shell hits 10, and is sunk
DD Paul Jones, Shell hits 2, on fire

Maximum visibility in Overcast Conditions: 20,000 yards
Range closes to 15,000 yards...
Range closes to 9,000 yards...
CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 9,000 yards
CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 9,000 yards



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/12/2014 2:30:13 PM)

Mogami at 45/30/31 damage and wirr survive if make back to Singapore. Nowaki is froating charcoarh briquette at 90% fire.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/12/2014 2:32:09 PM)

NOW time for right Japan-mens ships to turn up. Anothah ereven!

Day Time Surface Combat, near Palembang at 48,91, Range 18,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Kinu, Shell hits 1
DD Shiratsuyu
DD Hibiki, Shell hits 1
DD Shirayuki
DD Hatsuyuki

Allied Ships
CL Marblehead, Shell hits 13, heavy fires, heavy damage
DD Barker, Shell hits 9, and is sunk
DD Paul Jones, Shell hits 7, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

Oh, wait-ah. Where othah task force....ahh....sprendid...

Day Time Surface Combat, near Palembang at 49,90, Range 19,000 Yards

Allied aircraft
no flights

Allied aircraft losses
SOC-1 Seagull: 1 destroyed

Japanese Ships
CL Sendai
CL Isuzu
DD Uranami
DD Shikinami
DD Namikaze
DD Karukaya

Allied Ships
CL Marblehead, Shell hits 17, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/12/2014 2:36:25 PM)

Crean sweep. Japan-mens perhaps roose Nowaki....and Mandrake-san not-ah screw up anything in South Pacific.

That ain't workin'
That-ah way Japan-navy-mens do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/12/2014 2:45:23 PM)

Japan-mens army not-ah have same kind of day. 41st Regiment at Osthaven not-ah bring enough guns and ammo...just-ah miss 1:1

Ground combat at Oosthaven (48,96)

Japanese Shock attack

Attacking force 3608 troops, 26 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 112

Defending force 2447 troops, 29 guns, 47 vehicles, Assault Value = 145

Japanese adjusted assault: 19

Allied adjusted defense: 27

Japanese assault odds: 1 to 2 (fort level 1)

Combat modifiers
Defender: forts(+), leaders(+), preparation(-), experience(-)
Attacker: shock(+), disruption(-)

Japanese ground losses:
487 casualties reported
Squads: 3 destroyed, 77 disabled
Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 7 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Guns lost 5 (1 destroyed, 4 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
75 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 7 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Assaulting units:
41st Infantry Regiment
4th JNAF Coy

Defending units:
1st Regt Cavalerie
So.Sumatra Garrison Battalion
6th KNIL Rgt /1

41st Regt now at 79% disruption. Severe risk if Arried-mens counter-attack. Japan-mens need to bombard hory crap out of Dutch-mens to night and by air when sun come up.



BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/12/2014 3:37:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Crean sweep. Japan-mens perhaps roose Nowaki....and Mandrake-san not-ah screw up anything in South Pacific.

That ain't workin'
That-ah way Japan-navy-mens do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free

Admirarh Sprior get a brister on his thumb! [:D]



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/12/2014 7:41:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Crean sweep. Japan-mens perhaps roose Nowaki....and Mandrake-san not-ah screw up anything in South Pacific.

That ain't workin'
That-ah way Japan-navy-mens do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free

Admirarh Sprior get a brister on his thumb! [:D]


Admirar SPrior-San banging on bongoes rike chimpanzee



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/13/2014 3:31:56 PM)

Mandrake-san have new instarh of AE but onry run as rittah crappy window. What-ah code Mandrake-san put in AE boot firhes to make work right?



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (12/13/2014 3:38:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san have new instarh of AE but onry run as rittah crappy window. What-ah code Mandrake-san put in AE boot firhes to make work right?


What I run on a Windows 7 desktop:
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"C:\Matrix Games\WITP AE - PBM #1\Beta2\War in the Pacific Admiral Edition.exe" -altFont -cpu4 -dd_sw -archive -wd -pxf1920 -pyf1018 -noFire



What I run on a Windows 8.1 laptop:
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"C:\Matrix Games\WITP AE - PBM #1\Beta2\War in the Pacific Admiral Edition.exe" -altFont -archive -wd -deepColor -px1366 -py768 -fixedArt -noFire -SingleCpuOrders -cpu3



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