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BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 2:16:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Disco Duck quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san just thinking about funniest joke in universe. What if funniest joke in universe start rike this.... An Adromedan, a Pinwheerer and a Sombreran walk into a bar..... It-ah so funny have to have oxygen (or perhaps argon) tank avairaburh if have trouburh breathing when risten to joke..and everyone have to sign discraimer in case actuarry die raughing (which-ah hahppen in about 2% of cases). It-ah so funny it actuarry cure depression and make being happy for rest of rife. Easy to remember too. If say at party nobody get STD or DUI because everyone busy raughing for 3-4 hrs. It is riterarry FUNNIEST JOKE IN UNIVERSE. Onry probrem is many Andromedans and Pinwheerers and especiarry Sombrearans get rearry, rearry offended and accuse maker of joke to be "garaxist". So here morarh question: Is OK to stirr say joke if rook around first and make sure no Andromedans or Pinwheerers or, especiarry, Sombrerans in room? The only really good jokes are the Mic, Tony and Levi jokes. [:D] Spoken rike a true Pinwheerer! .... Uh-oh ... everyone go radio sirent! [sm=innocent0009.gif]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 2:46:18 PM)
Regarh department at Seaside Virra working on discraimer. Everyone have to sign first or Mandrake-san not-ah terr "funniest joke in universe"

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 2:52:19 PM)
***************Feb 12, 1942(d)*********** Oz:** Sub gauntlet to Rockhampton. Good ASW search, 4-5 ASW groups..still not enough. Mizuho will be OK. Submarine attack near Rockhampton at 100,148 Japanese Ships CS Mizuho, Torpedo hits 1 Allied Ships SS KXVI

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 2:53:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Everyone have to sign first Chickenboy-san have to rook at papah first. Make sure no M&M trick carbon copy to stear signahtuh.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 2:54:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mizuho Gesundheit

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 2:57:13 PM)
This-ah same Maru hit by sub torpedo yestahday. Nearry go grub, grub. SCTF rooking at dorphins or something, Maru make it to Rockhampton. Probabry hard to get Japan-mens on ship back on ship in future. Night Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,154, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships TB Kasasagi TB Hiyodori TB Kiji TB Kamo SC Ch 12 xAK Azumasan Maru, Shell hits 2, Torpedo hits 1 Allied Ships PT-37 PT-40 PT-42 PT-43, Shell hits 1, and is sunk PT-44 PT-48, Shell hits 3, and is sunk Japanese ground losses: 25 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Damn submarines arr ovah prace. Sub attack near Rockhampton at 98,152 Japanese Ships TB Hayabusa xAP Huso Maru, on fire DD Hayashio PB Shoei Maru Allied Ships SS Triton Rike vermin ASW attack near Rockhampton at 99,152 Japanese Ships PB Saiko Maru PB Myoken Maru Allied Ships SS S-27 See what mean? Submarine attack near Rockhampton at 98,152 Japanese Ships CS Chitose Allied Ships SS Triton

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 3:02:53 PM)
More soften up 1st Aus Div. Japan-mens bring 5 batturships and AE to Rockhampton so can drive down to Maryborough and brow things up every night once operation start. Morning Air attack on 1st Australian Division, at 96,157 (Maryborough) Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-21-IIa Sally x 41 No Japanese losses Allied ground losses: 35 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 3:10:06 PM)
SNRF Coy randing at Bundaberg. Capture town tomorrow and see if any white-womans stir there.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 3:21:03 PM)
Future Japan-mens Timor: RN cruisers show up. This-ah good timing because anothah battarrion of Emperor's infantry coming by boat in 1-2 days. Now cruiser have to go get burets somewhere. Night Naval bombardment of Koepang at 68,116 Allied Ships CA Exeter CA Cornwall DD Parrott DD Whipple Japanese ground losses: 85 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/6/2015 3:33:42 PM)
Burma: Arried-mens with pranes with animarh mouth on front attack Rangoon. Airfierd at Rangoon stirr broken. Zeroes at Pegu. Probabry Arried-mens get-ah ready to brow up refinery. Morning Air attack on Rangoon , at 54,53 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 41 NM, estimated altitude 32,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 10 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 3 Allied aircraft H81-A3 x 24 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed No Allied losses Aircraft Attacking: 23 x H81-A3 sweeping at 28000 feet *

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/7/2015 4:33:41 PM)
Years aftah pass away, Mandrake-san find out why coor uncurh arways bringing stuff rike bamboo fry pores and boxing groves back from Tairand. Turn out coor uncurh that rike to drink arot working for CIA in Raos. [:)]

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/7/2015 5:08:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Years aftah pass away, Mandrake-san find out why coor uncurh arways bringing stuff rike bamboo fry pores and boxing groves back from Tairand. Turn out coor uncurh that rike to drink arot working for CIA in Raos. [:)] Uh-oh ... they are going to be some steamed that you blew their "Fly Fishing Kick Boxer" cover! [:D] Incidentally, I visited Laos about four years ago - nothing to see there (of national security interest). All I learned is that many of the "waitresses" at the open-air restaurants along the Mekong River were "ladyboys" (not that I swing that way).

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2015 6:55:34 PM)
**************Feb. 13, 1942(d)************ Port Blair:** White Devirs bring in more pranes reft ovah from Batturh of Britain. Shoot up barsa wood Nerrs pretty good. Morning Air attack on Port Blair , at 46,58 Weather in hex: Overcast Raid spotted at 38 NM, estimated altitude 28,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 14 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 14 G3M2 Nell x 36 Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 8 Allied aircraft Hurricane IIa Trop x 15 Hurricane IIb Trop x 14 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed G3M2 Nell: 8 destroyed, 2 damaged Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 1 destroyed No Allied losses

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2015 7:03:34 PM)
Java Sea: Admirarh SPrior-san pranning randing on Java-jima. Evidentarry, Arried-mens take objection. Sub attack near Batavia at 50,98 Japanese Ships SS I-124 Allied Ships BB Royal Sovereign, Torpedo hits 2 DD Downes DD Tenedos Hehe. RS obviousry trying to get to transports. Sub commndah craim batturship sink. Maybe, maybe not.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2015 7:06:51 PM)
Ugrofortresses darken skies...werr..sort of. Morning Air attack on TF, near Semarang at 54,99 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Allied aircraft 139WH-3 x 8 No Allied losses Japanese Ships xAK Kinugawa Maru xAP Baikal Maru Aircraft Attacking: 8 x 139WH-3 bombing from 3000 feet Naval Attack: 3 x 300 kg SAP Bom <makes rabiarh fricative sound> Morning Air attack on TF, near Semarang at 54,99 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 4,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Allied aircraft 139WH-3 x 5 Allied aircraft losses 139WH-3: 1 damaged Japanese Ships BB Haruna Oops. Oh werr, rike they say, **** hahppen. Akasan Maru sinks...one rousy bomb. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Semarang at 54,99 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 3,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Allied aircraft 139WH-3 x 2 No Allied losses Japanese Ships xAK Asakasan Maru, Bomb hits 1, heavy fires Japanese ground losses: 99 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 7 disabled Engineers: 1 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2015 7:20:43 PM)
China: Annoying White Devirs ambush Japan-mens in China. Arr Vorunteer Group nevah stay in same prace. Afternoon Air attack on 59th Chinese Corps, at 84,48 , near Ichang Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 8 minutes Japanese aircraft B5N2 Kate x 3 Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 11 Allied aircraft H81-A3 x 14 Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 2 destroyed Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 2 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2015 7:23:56 PM)
Oz: Carrier raid on Aderaide. No fightahs at arr. Even so it-ah big prace to brow up. Japan-mens have no interrigence about where things are. Vars stay on ships with navarh duty. Morning Air attack on Melbourne , at 82,170 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 119 NM, estimated altitude 25,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 39 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 52 B5N2 Kate x 122 Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 3 damaged Airbase hits 11 Runway hits 12 Aircraft Attacking: 26 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 24000 feet 26 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 26 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 17 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 26 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 27 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2015 7:30:55 PM)
Sneaky Arried-mens sweep ovah Bundaberg. Japan-mens zero-jockeys respond from Rockhampton. Japan-mens capture Bundaberg but prace pretty werr beat up. 93 fightahs at Brisbane. Very tempting to send in navarh bombardment despite mines. Afternoon Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 49 NM, estimated altitude 34,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 11 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 7 Allied aircraft Hurricane IIb Trop x 14 P-40E Warhawk x 10 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed No Allied losses

Onime No Kyo -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2015 5:15:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Damn submarines arr ovah prace. I think you're being duped. Ship commanders sitting in pub making up war stories to get more medars...eh, medals.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2015 5:49:37 PM)
So Mandrake-san watch Gone Girh rast night and get COMPRETERY creeped out. Then wake up in morning and Starker Girh stating at face. [X(] Mandrake-san jump out of bed and rand on top of Tums box..ita-h rike freaking punji-stick.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2015 6:01:46 PM)
Funny thing hahppen at Seaside Virra Infirmary today. Mothah of perfectarry normarh rooking 2 year ord with srightry Charrie Brown head ask, Mothah of cute 2 year ord: Doctor, my husband thinks my son's head is too big? So Mandrake-san rook ovah at fathah...HORY CRAP...head rook rike Persian version of Great Pumpkin! FAM: I'm sure everything fine.

Onime No Kyo -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2015 6:49:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Funny thing hahppen at Seaside Virra Infirmary today. Mothah of perfectarry normarh rooking 2 year ord with srightry Charrie Brown head ask, Mothah of cute 2 year ord: Doctor, my husband thinks my son's head is too big? So Mandrake-san rook ovah at fathah...HORY CRAP...head rook rike Persian version of Great Pumpkin! FAM: I'm sure everything fine. Mak-ah sure you kaush...kuch...waln them against kicking footbars.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2015 7:09:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Oz: Carrier raid on Aderaide. No fightahs at arr. Even so it-ah big prace to brow up. Japan-mens have no interrigence about where things are. Vars stay on ships with navarh duty. Morning Air attack on Melbourne , at 82,170 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 119 NM, estimated altitude 25,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 39 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 52 B5N2 Kate x 122 Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 3 damaged Airbase hits 11 Runway hits 12 Aircraft Attacking: 26 x A6M2 Zero sweeping at 24000 feet 26 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 26 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 17 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 26 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb 27 x B5N2 Kate bombing from 15000 feet Airfield Attack: 2 x 250 kg GP Bomb Pranned raid on Aderaide went to Merhbourne - which reinforce statement that Japan-mens have no interrigence! [sm=character0077.gif]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2015 9:08:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Pranned raid on Aderaide went to Merhbourne - which reinforce statement that Japan-mens have no interrigence! [sm=character0077.gif] HAI! Crearry an interrigence probrem! BB-san pay Mandrake-san rater for comprete hanging curvebarr ptich.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2015 9:48:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Pranned raid on Aderaide went to Merhbourne - which reinforce statement that Japan-mens have no interrigence! [sm=character0077.gif] HAI! Crearry an interrigence probrem! BB-san pay Mandrake-san rater for comprete hanging curvebarr ptich. Hai! I get some Japan-mens miritary scrip for the payment. Do I owe one or two wheerhbarrows furr?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/15/2015 4:53:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Pranned raid on Aderaide went to Merhbourne - which reinforce statement that Japan-mens have no interrigence! [sm=character0077.gif] HAI! Crearry an interrigence probrem! BB-san pay Mandrake-san rater for comprete hanging curvebarr ptich. Hai! I get some Japan-mens miritary scrip for the payment. Do I owe one or two wheerhbarrows furr? Herr no! Phirripino gord onry.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/15/2015 4:58:23 PM)
************Feb. 14, 1942(d)************ Heap big fight off Java-jima! News at ereven!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/15/2015 5:08:51 PM)
Oh, Herr, it-ah arready ereven. --Singapore miritary porice report severarh arrests for indecent exposure. Severarh of rocar-"womans" detained for questions. --In othah news Japan-navy-mens drive off <stifles snicker> white devirhs near Java-jima Night Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,102, Range 6,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Haruna BB Kirishima CA Suzuya DD Murasame DD Yamakaze DD Shinonome DD Sawakaze DD Karukaya Allied Ships CL Sumatra, Shell hits 1, on fire CL Emerald, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Vampire, Shell hits 1 DD Nestor DD Banckert Reduced sighting due to 0% moonlight Ok, that-ah OK. No hard brows but Japan-mens have to save burets.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/15/2015 5:11:00 PM)
Randing start at Semarang. Pre-Invasion action off Semarang (53,102) - Coastal Guns Fire Back! 12 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships CL Oi, Shell hits 1 CL Abukuma CL Kinu DD Michishio TB Kari PB Naruto Maru #3 xAP Baikal Maru DD Isonami Allied ground losses: 111 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 6 destroyed, 10 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 13 (5 destroyed, 8 disabled)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/15/2015 5:13:51 PM)
Now, reaarh assaurt begin. Amphibious group use up some burrets Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,102, Range 18,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kinu CL Abukuma CL Oi DD Michishio DD Fubuki DD Usugumo DD Shirakumo DD Isonami TB Otori TB Kari PB Naruto Maru #3 xAK Ayatosan Maru xAK Kashii Maru xAK Aobasan Maru xAK Kinugawa Maru xAK Zenyo Maru xAK Johore Maru xAK Fushimi Maru xAK Ryoyo Maru xAP Manzyu Maru xAP Ural Maru xAP Baikal Maru Allied Ships MTB 7 MTB 10

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