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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/26/2016 3:29:16 PM)
"Strategic readjustment" at Rockhampton [image]local://upfiles/7983/0D01328E8FE643DE9E5B6EA7DA834AE3.jpg[/image]

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/26/2016 9:49:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ********Tokyo**** Mistah Tojo: <rooking at production figures> Hory crap! Japan-mens stirr make crappy Ha-5 engine? That-ah thing rike rawn mower engine. Nobody use in aeroprane since 1938. Aide: HAI! <bows deepry> It-ah prant in Utsonomiya. Cousin of Emperor run prant. Mistah Tojo: Rook, Tojo-san not care if SON of Emperor. Send him bunch of anime porn to keep busy and get othah prant manager in there. Rook, this-ah wah serious thing. Everyone think B-17 pain in ass? Wait tirr P-51 and f** B-29 get here. Japan-mens get asses kickced. What-ah have to do get attention around here...make brinding frash in sky? Don't-ah terr anyone but-ah Tojo-san have **-a road of Mitsubishi bonds with maturity in September 1945. Tojo-san buirding ranch in Peru and sneak ovah there aftah bonds mature. Sirry Japans-mens investment! Roosevert buy many put options on sons of heaven.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/26/2016 10:05:22 PM)
Where Mandarake-san rive everyone know Mistah Rossevert robber baron with sissy boy cigarette horder but corporate bonds, when reach maturity, pay back at par varue unress....werr...unress something rearry, rearry bad hahppen to Mitsubishi Corporation. Japan-mens need rots of aeropranes...what-ah possibry go wrong? It-ah rike read pipe cinch.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 4:31:34 PM)
Arried-dogs batturhships supposedry brow up. Naturarry, arr of Japan-mens batturships from Engrand stir froating. Arried-dogs pay price for attack in Austraria but arso brow up rots of Ronsons and whore regiment of IJA [image]local://upfiles/7983/1ED9477A4A754B9BADAFEFFE9C481513.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 4:34:14 PM)
Arreid-dogs cruisers go grub grub. Actuarry armost whore othah page too. [image]local://upfiles/7983/45A239BAE58B4B8BA7C9BD6A5A150AB4.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 4:38:41 PM)
Japan-mens cruisers. No carriers from either side. [image]local://upfiles/7983/539AD1EC83B341A6A6AE5BCA9821E042.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 4:40:22 PM)
Chikuma sunk by singurh 1000 lb bomb from scrub US Army dive bomber pirot. That-ah painfurr

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 4:42:53 PM)
Japan-mens DD's. Sometimes s*** hahppen [image]local://upfiles/7983/0F2750FD7E754EB39E00A0D236E9AEE1.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 4:45:18 PM)
2 pages of Arried-dogs DD's [image]local://upfiles/7983/97152FCCF9114927A6765F82E5C0E0F5.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 4:59:48 PM)
So, what-ah happen aftah Japan-mens decide end vacation in Austraia? Seem rike perhaps 6 unrestricted British-mens and India-mens and especiarry America-mens divisions have rot of testosterone and not-ah much to do except bothah Austraria-womans. Pretty soon ** hit-ah fan and Mistah Curtin say "Get f** out-ah here!" So where go? New Guinea? Soromons? New and Improved Caredonia? Samoa? Fiji? Timor? Resser Sundas? Obviousry Norfork Isrand very vurneraburh so have to get Japan-mens out of there aftah beat up Aukrand. New Caredonia vurneraburh too.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 5:02:44 PM)
Canton, Baker and up Girberts arso seem good approach but-ah not need six divisions for that.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 5:46:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake New Caredonia vurneraburh too. Hai! That-ah! Arso, how many Japans-mens on New Guinea ready to face Allied dog hordes?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 6:19:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake New Caredonia vurneraburh too. Hai! That-ah! Arso, how many Japans-mens on New Guinea ready to face Allied dog hordes? Entire comprement of Sapporo Boy Scout-ah Troop 812. Mandarake-san agree not-ah sound rike much but very efficient on suppries...not-ah eat much or arways asking for comfort womans.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 6:23:26 PM)
See, thing is Arried-navy-mens get rearry frisky when find out KB on way to Ceyron. Now, have to be rittah bit more carefurh so probabry Japan-mens have time get ready. Unberievaburh numbah rittah virrages with headhuntahs in New Guinea.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 6:26:29 PM)
Now, Mandarake-san go outside in 90 degree heat to fix sprinkrer that new garders break with rawn mower with Ha-5 engine. Perhaps bad idea fire Mexican gardener with Jewish-mens name.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 7:21:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake not-ah eat much Chickenboy-san not-ah so sure. Prease to remind Japans-mens on Papua/New Guinea about how Kuru contracted. Domo.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 7:29:14 PM)
Srow virus rast thing worry about on New Guinea. Pretty soon B-25 show up with retarded bombs. Maybe pirots get out but that-ah not guarantee either. Worse prace probabry Mirne Bay. At reast in Port Moresby possibry wark out to Buna but anyone drop off at Mirne Bay arready know in ****ter.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 9:08:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arried-dogs pay price for attack in Austraria but arso brow up rots of Ronsons and whore regiment of IJA Oh no! Prease say not-ah that one! What wirr Japan-mens do without support of that regiment? Wring hands, or something rike that?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (9/27/2016 10:06:32 PM)
No, no, no Madarake-san say "whore" not-ah "whore"

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:10:10 PM)
*********Truk Ragoon, Seaside Virra******* Mandarake-san <rooking at reports> Hory crap! It-ah rear poor pah in Austraria. Jimmy Too Tarr: What-ah "poor pah" mean boss? Mandarake-san <rooking at reports> Jimmy know...rike storm. <knock on door> Harro? Rionerh Boyd Johnson: It's Mr. Johnson, Admiral, may I come in? <enters room> Jimmy Too Tarr: <draws his sidearm> HORY CRAP! ARRIED-DOG! Mandarake-san: Rerax, Jimmy. This-ah Mistah Rionerh Boyd Johnson of Rondon Schoorh of Economics. Pretty sure part of Mandarake-san ..what carr it again? Rionerh Boyd Johnson: Karass, Admiral. Mandarake-san: Hai! Karass, that-ah it. Mistah Johnson just-ah get here on Boko Maru from Macao. Jimmy Too Tarr: What-ah Engrish-mens do in Truk Ragoon in middurh of wah? Rionerh Boyd Johnson:** Busy, busy, busy.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:15:37 PM)
************May 19, 1942(d)******* Oz:** Mandarake-san send down Hiei protect Rockhampton but stop to rook at biorminescent prankton. Austraria-mens ships brow up Austraria town. Normarry this-ah good thing but Japan-mens stirr rooting everything. Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152 Allied Ships CL Enterprise CL Perth CL Tromp DD Jupiter DD Tjerk Hiddes DD Mugford Japanese ground losses: 105 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 15 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 6 (1 destroyed, 5 disabled) Airbase hits 4 Airbase supply hits 3 Runway hits 16 Port hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:19:23 PM)
KNIL and RN mostry pick on disaburhed peopurh. Anothah wah crime. Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152 Allied Ships CLAA Van Heemskerck DD Tenedos Japanese ground losses: 34 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Airbase hits 3 Runway hits 4 CLAA Van Heemskerck firing at Rockhampton DD Tenedos firing at 146th Infantry Regiment -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152 Allied Ships CA Australia DD Ralph Talbot DD Helm Japanese ground losses: 94 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 9 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 5 (2 destroyed, 3 disabled) Vehicles lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled) Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 6 Port hits 5 Port supply hits 1 CA Australia firing at Rockhampton DD Ralph Talbot firing at Rockhampton DD Helm firing at Rockhampton

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:20:24 PM)
Then everyone reave and right before sunrise Hiei show up. [:-]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:23:11 PM)
Good thing Tanaka-san know how bob and weave otherwise have some serious 'splaining to do. Morning Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 95,151 Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid spotted at 12 NM, estimated altitude 17,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Allied aircraft Swordfish I x 10 F4F-3 Wildcat x 10 SBD-3 Dauntless x 13 Allied aircraft losses SBD-3 Dauntless: 2 damaged SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 destroyed by flak Japanese Ships BB Hiei

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:26:29 PM)
Sphincter muscurh of Tanaka-san get good work out. "Torpedo bombahs with two wings bearing 090....<ZZZZZZZPPP>" Bettah be rucky than good. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Rockhampton at 95,151 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Allied aircraft Swordfish I x 10 F4F-3 Wildcat x 10 SBD-3 Dauntless x 12 Allied aircraft losses Swordfish I: 1 destroyed by flak SBD-3 Dauntless: 3 damaged Japanese Ships BB Hiei CA Furutaka Aircraft Attacking: 8 x SBD-3 Dauntless releasing from 3000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb 9 x Swordfish I launching torpedoes at 200 feet Naval Attack: 1 x 18in Mk XII Torpedo 4 x SBD-3 Dauntless releasing from 2000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb SAP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:28:35 PM)
Jaoan-mens kirr 2/25th Regt srowing everyone down at Bowen. Now road from Rockhamtpon to Townsvirre compretery open. Ground combat at Bowen (93,147) Japanese Deliberate attack Attacking force 3553 troops, 22 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 201 Defending force 120 troops, 0 guns, 55 vehicles, Assault Value = 4 Japanese adjusted assault: 72 Allied adjusted defense: 1 Japanese assault odds: 72 to 1 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), leaders(+), disruption(-), preparation(-) experience(-), supply(-) Attacker: Allied ground losses: Vehicles lost 70 (70 destroyed, 0 disabled) Units destroyed 1 Assaulting units: 42nd Naval Guard Unit 44th Naval Guard Unit 5th Naval Construction Battalion 2nd Naval Construction Battalion 15th Naval Construction Battalion 1st Engineer Co 30th Fld AA Gun Co 14th JAAF AF Bn 14th Naval Construction Battalion 31st Fld AA Gun Co 32nd JAAF AF Coy 23rd Special Base Force 42nd JNAF AF Unit 40th JNAF AF Unit 13th Naval Construction Battalion 85th JAAF AF Bn 45th JNAF AF Unit 3rd Ship Engineer Regiment 41st Field AA Battalion 14th JAAF AF Coy 5th Air Div /1 23rd Air Flotilla 3rd Base Force 36th Const Co Kure 2nd SNLF /3 Defending units: 2/5th Armoured Regiment

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:32:40 PM)
Main force retreating just South of Rckhampton. Infantry divisions shourd crear hex in 2 days. Even worse if catch Japan-mens in open at Rockhampton. Ground combat at 95,153 (near Rockhampton) Allied Deliberate attack Attacking force 4147 troops, 217 guns, 396 vehicles, Assault Value = 1360 Defending force 24687 troops, 223 guns, 52 vehicles, Assault Value = 649 Allied adjusted assault: 64 Japanese adjusted defense: 789 Allied assault odds: 1 to 12 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), leaders(-), experience(-) Attacker: Japanese ground losses: 448 casualties reported Squads: 3 destroyed, 26 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Allied ground losses: 312 casualties reported Squads: 32 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 15 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Vehicles lost 40 (2 destroyed, 38 disabled) Assaulting units: 18th British Division 2nd Australian Division 11th Indian Division 7th Armoured Brigade 9th Indian Division 148th Field Artillery Battalion 21/22 Field Regiment 1st Medium Regiment 147th Field Artillery Battalion 2/16th Field Regiment 223rd Field Artillery Battalion 2nd Medium Regiment 131st Field Artillery Battalion 2/11th Field Regiment 3rd Heavy AA Regiment Defending units: 4th Division 48th Division Kure 2nd SNLF

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 4:53:56 PM)
Arried-mens arr ovah prace..rike vermins. [image]local://upfiles/7983/12B8F6DCB5F54D77ACEEC73284B6D6F8.jpg[/image]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 5:18:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arried-mens arr ovah prace..rike vermins. Must have been heavy rains: they are breeding now.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (10/11/2016 5:23:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arried-mens arr ovah prace..rike vermins. Must have been heavy rains: they are breeding now. Hai! Pretty much rike Remmings before Artic sun go down.

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