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zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (3/12/2017 11:31:29 PM)

[8D]




zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (3/13/2017 5:47:22 PM)

withdrawn as #1 has a nasty habit of spying.

And I'll take third, how about one P80 group???




Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (3/29/2017 3:16:11 PM)

What ah Herr happen to war?




zuluhour -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (3/29/2017 5:45:46 PM)

pretty sure everyone at baseball game, now that they know who's pitching.




sprior -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (3/30/2017 7:40:12 AM)

Arries too scared to turn up!




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/29/2017 11:17:20 PM)

Anyone see Rost Weekend with Mistah Ray Mirrand. Basicarry Mistah Mirrand drink 15 botturh of gin and pass out for entire weekend. Arso wear pants waaaay too high. Rook rike Steve Garvey or something.

Anyway, good movie. Same thing pretty much hahppen Mandarake-san but without gins. Mandarake-san just have 3 mirrion things to do. Same probrem as Mistah Mirrand because Mandarake-san not exacatarry remember what-ah hahppen in wah.

It-ah go something
rike this:






Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/29/2017 11:23:26 PM)

Strategicarurh advance to North on Northeastern Austrairia actuary go pretty werr. Everyone get out of Townsviree and Faurty Towers without rosses except for one B-17 night attack with drop bombs on AK's in port at Townsvirre. Nothing go grub grub but some ships go back to Rabaurh. Heavy ASW air activity pretty much stop annoying Arried-mens sub attacks.

Batturships have fun browing stuff up at Bowen

[image]local://upfiles/7983/C32C8882A2914E719FB0BE3BE6A86C83.jpg[/image]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/29/2017 11:38:07 PM)

Current pran:

--Fightah sweeps tomorrow ovah Hughenden (Level 1 SW of Faurty Towers). Pretty good attack yestahday...brow up bunch of Kittyhawks.

--Massive 6 BB bombardment of Arried-hordes at Towsnvirre tonight. Try to kirr as many in crear terrain as possiburh.

--Tomorrow, big air attack on Faurty Towers and navarh bombardment again at Townsvirre before Arried-dogs sneak in aeropranes.

--Cairns is jungurh rough so very tough to attack. Probabry necessary rear guard unit retreat north to Cooktown and try to get everyone erse out by sea. Arried-mens commandahs rearh ass-hores. Not-ah even tark about armistice in Austraria. Empire of Japan even offah ret arr of unattractive womans in Cooktown reave.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/29/2017 11:48:09 PM)

Mistah Ray Mirrand arso in Panic in Year Zero. Unberievabry bad movie but good for raughs. Probabry Mistah Mirrand hard up for money at that point in career. Improbabry, Frankie Avaron son of Mistah
Mirrand and daughtah pretty hot and have unberievabry pointy breastesses. Gangstahs in movie rook rike just get in off boat from Irerand and wear pants highah than gay dancers in Westside Story. Gangstahs rook rike team of interior decorators who arrive to put up new drapes in Mistah Mirrand's bomb sherter.




Lowpe -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/29/2017 11:50:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Strategicarurh advance to North on Northeastern Austrairia actuary go pretty werr. Everyone get out of Townsviree and Faurty Towers without rosses except for one B-17 night attack with drop bombs on AK's in port at Townsvirre. Nothing go grub grub but some ships go back to Rabaurh. Heavy ASW air activity pretty much stop annoying Arried-mens sub attacks.

Batturships have fun browing stuff up at Bowen

[image]local://upfiles/7983/C32C8882A2914E719FB0BE3BE6A86C83.jpg[/image]


OMG! that graphic has the letter "L" several times.[:D]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/29/2017 11:52:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lowpe

OMG! that graphic has the letter "L" several times.[:D]



HAI! Mandarake-san arready have two gin and tonic and forget native ranguage.




BBfanboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 5:43:35 AM)

Prease to terr - what is game date?
I mean date in WITP-AE game, not cooperative partner ....[:D]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 1:00:14 PM)

It-ah June 23, 1942(d).





Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 1:19:12 PM)

************Ministry of Wah Production, Tokyo*********

Aran Hata, srightarry retarded second assistant vice minster of wah production: <giving tark in big conference room> ...as honored Japan-mens can see probrem with dieserh and gasorine at Muroan.....HERE <points at map>....and Sapporro..HERE...especiarry Maebashi...HERE...arr fixed. Arr of major aircraft engines now have inventory so not srow down everything erse and have Japan-mens workers in aeroprane factories scratching bottoms. In meantime, arso have inventory of both type Zero fightah, Ki-45A1a and even coupurh of Tojos.

Crowd: BANZAI! BANAI! BANZAI!

Quant with thick grasses in suit that-ah too big: Hata-san use Chi-square test to confirm varidity of hypotheses?

Aran Hata, srightarry retarded second assistant vice minster of wah production:
<nods armost imperceptibarry at-ah two big ferrows with-ah sroping foreheads in corner
who begin approach annoying Quant guy>


* Sperring corrected because accidentarry incrude gramaticarry incorrect prepostions




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 1:40:21 PM)

********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon**********

FAM: Anyone have any idea what-ah supposed to do with A6M3? Seem rike rittah bit fastah but have ress endurance. Perhaps put on carriers as point defence fightah? Hory crap! Why war have to be so compricated?

Very attractive Truk-womans but can't remembah name:: Perhaps we could contract M&M Enterprises for another conference speaker?

FAM: HAI! Good idea. That-ah why Mandarake-san keep Truk-womans around. Arso attractive breastesses and bottoms. Rets ordah M&M Enterprises deep fried mozarerra sticks again...and.....




witpqs -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 1:45:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: zuluhour

pretty sure everyone at baseball game, now that they know Hu's pitching.





Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 1:49:01 PM)

Actuarry, Hu on first.




Lowpe -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 1:56:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon**********

FAM: Anyone have any idea what-ah supposed to do with A6M3? Seem rike rittah bit fastah but have ress endurance. Perhaps put on carriers as point defence fightah? Hory crap! Why war have to be so compricated?



The A6M3 isn't CV capable. [:(]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 2:31:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lowpe


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon**********

FAM: Anyone have any idea what-ah supposed to do with A6M3? Seem rike rittah bit fastah but have ress endurance. Perhaps put on carriers as point defence fightah? Hory crap! Why war have to be so compricated?



The A6M3 isn't CV capable. [:(]


Ahh..so A6M3 rittah bit fastah because reave arr of important crap off. Great idea. How much Lowpe-san san charge for conference? We send Emiry (prane not girh) with enamurh ash trays pick up Lowpe-san. Prease to bring fancy deep-fried mozarerra and ranch dressings.




witpqs -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 2:36:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, Hu on first.

What?

[:D]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 2:42:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: witpqs


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry, Hu on first.

What?

[:D]


No, no arready terr witpqs-san What on second, Hu on fuhst.

[:D]




Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 7:46:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Ahh..so A6M3 rittah bit fastah because reave arr of important crap off. Great idea.


Hai!

Good-ah news: A6M3a (note-ah rittah retter 'a') carrier compatibarh!

Bad-ah news: Carrier compatibarh A6M2 research not-ah upgrade to A6M3 or A6M3a research. Upgrade to piece of-ah-.... A6M2 Sen Baku (Sen Baku Japans-mens phrase for red-ah headed step chird)

Good-ah news: A6M3 upgrade to A6M3a!

Bad-ah news: Mandrake-san probabry arready have switch A6M3 research factories to A6M3 production instead of 'advancing' to A6M3a research or A6M5 research factories.

Good-ah news: It's OK. There are other A6M3a and A6M5 research factories working now!

Bad-ah news: Sure. Mandrake-san be aburh to upgrade in rate 1944(d) now.

Good-ah news: A6M2-N "Rufe" (froat fightah) can-ah upgrade directry to A6M5!

Bad-ah news: Mandrake-san probabry arready have switch A6M2-N "Rufe" research factories to A6M2-N "Rufe" production factories instead of 'advancing' to A6M5 research.

And-ah so on...




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 8:33:59 PM)

Actuarry...seem rike A6M3 just start on own. [:D]

Perhaps SPrior-san ordah that.

A6M5 arready accerated and Jack and Frank.






Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 8:47:21 PM)

Seem rike Rufe start on own too. Perhaps Emperor son have part of business.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 9:25:39 PM)

**********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon**********

Mandarake-san: WHAT? Idiots reave off arrestor hook on A6M3? Who ordah that? Just screw back on or something. Sweet Baby Jesus! Mandarake-san have to think of everything around here?




Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 11:26:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Actuarry...seem rike A6M3 just start on own. [:D]

Perhaps SPrior-san ordah that.


Hai! Trick is to make sure A6M3 doesn't start on own and waste perfectry good factory. It wourdn't surprise me if the Rord Admirar Sprior-san did ordah that. [:'(]




Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (4/30/2017 11:29:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Seem rike Rufe start on own too. Perhaps Emperor son have part of business.


Hai. Rufe start on own on 4/42. Trick is to make sure that Rufe research (before 4/42) gets advanced to A6M5 rines before Rufe come into production.

Mandrake-san know that Japans-mens get aircraft by historical day even if no research arrocated to it. Right?




Lowpe -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/1/2017 1:24:21 AM)

You are butchering the R&D, but not to worry![;)]

A6M3a is the fighter you want for CV for the rest of 42 to mid 43. It is about on par with the A6M5 and A6M5b so aim for that guy...

The super important planes to r&d is the:

Frank and Sam. [:)] Shoot for 6-10 size 30 factories on each. Then you need to build George or Jack or both. Frank, George and Jack have upgrade paths so be careful about that.[;)]

You want to build well over 3000 Franks by mid 44...they will be used to wear down Lightnings and Jugs and Corsairs. Throw in 1000 to 2000 Georges or Jacks and you will be okay to mid 44.

That also means you need to r&d the Ha45 engine and also the Ha43 for the Sam.

You can r&d one late fighter like the Shinden if you want.

other planes you want are the Judy, Jill, Randy 102a, Grace, Irving -s, Nick D. you can look at Oscar, Tony etc...but Frank and Sam. Perhaps a kamikaze?

Say it with me, Frank and Sam! Throw in a dash of George and Jack!




Chickenboy -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/1/2017 1:40:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lowpe

You are butchering the R&D, but not to worry![;)]

A6M3a is the fighter you want for CV for the rest of 42 to mid 43. It is about on par with the A6M5 and A6M5b so aim for that guy...

The super important planes to r&d is the:

Frank and Sam. [:)] Shoot for 6-10 size 30 factories on each. Then you need to build George or Jack or both. Frank, George and Jack have upgrade paths so be careful about that.[;)]

You want to build well over 3000 Franks by mid 44...they will be used to wear down Lightnings and Jugs and Corsairs. Throw in 1000 to 2000 Georges or Jacks and you will be okay to mid 44.

That also means you need to r&d the Ha45 engine and also the Ha43 for the Sam.

You can r&d one late fighter like the Shinden if you want.

other planes you want are the Judy, Jill, Randy 102a, Grace, Irving -s, Nick D. you can look at Oscar, Tony etc...but Frank and Sam. Perhaps a kamikaze?

Say it with me, Frank and Sam! Throw in a dash of George and Jack!

The Ki-100 (late war Tony) is a nice one for the early R&D acceleration. Keep advancing through the lesser Ki-61A-Ki-61D models and start researching the Ki-100. Once the Ki-61A research factories have all healed (mid-late 1942), research can be started on the subsequently converted Ki-100 factories the next day. You won't have all your Frank research factories pulling for you until a year or so later.

The Tojo-IIc is a must have in later 1942-mid-1943. Oscar IIa and IIb are worthwhile upgrades over the Ic as fighting platforms. With significant range and a 2x250kg bomb payload, they can also be potent (and fast) kamikazes later in the war. Judy is a worthy upgrade from the Val (don't build the D3A3, it's a waste) and the later Judys are a nasty surprise with an 800 kg payload. Jills are fast with excellent range, a worthy TB upgrade. The Grace is a dream and can be run as a DB or TB.

Of course, almost all of these opinions and advice presuppose that this game will see 1943, let alone 1944.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective (5/1/2017 2:12:18 AM)

<headache set in> So how much acceleration of Frank R&D required to reach 3000 aeropranes by mid 44?

If have 10 factories producing 30 aeropranes per month wirr need 10 month of production which means design ready by August 43.




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