AllenK -> RE: Decline and Fall The Long Way Round (8/24/2014 6:48:27 PM)
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1941 TBS Then, a fragment from a previously unknown recording of a 1941 TBS was discovered in a dusty corner of the BBC archives. “Well, a jolly good morning, my dear old things. Welcome, listeners on the BBC World Service, to Test Battle Special. You join us in a splendidly sunny Eastern Med and a ground packed to capacity on this, the opening morning of the third test between Italy and the Commonwealth. As a lofty pigeon flies past our commentary box and a rather resplendent desert sand yellow bus chugs along the Old Cairo Road, we reflect on the surprising 2-0 lead the Italians have taken in the series. Can the Commonwealth recover from their recent run of poor form and put in a decent show or will the Italians take an unbeatable 3-0 lead and an historic series win? Geoffrey?” “(Best Yorkshire accent) T’Commonwealth ‘ave a lot to do to turn this round. I mean, look at t’Captain. T’way he kept messing with his field placements in t’ first match was terrible. Let through far too many easy runs. Second match weren’t much better. We defended okay but t’quality last wicket stand with that Grazziano fellow turned t’match. A lot will depend on Hurricane. ‘E’s a nice lad and I’ve nothing against ‘im but I said before t’tour began we should have brought one of our pace bowlers like Spitfire, not this medium, medium-fast at best bloke”. “So, the Italians have won the toss and elected to bat first. A staccato, almost gunfire like, ripple of applause greets the CW team as it emerges the pavilion and takes to the field. Seeing RAF Hurricane preparing to take the new ball for the CW, the Italians send in their best batsman, Saetta, to open the innings. “Hurricane fires a somewhat wayward loosener down the leg-side, perhaps a symptom of the nerves he must be feeling, realising his place in the squad is in jeopardy. The remaining balls of the over are sent down wide of off-stump and there is no score. In the second over, Hurricane tries the first bouncer of the day. Saetta goes for the hook, misses and the CW erupt in a big shout for caught behind. The umpire gives it not-out with the ball coming off his shirt (CW bomber cleared through but no CW bomber in the battle). “The third over commences with some more indifferent stuff from Hurricane when, out of the blue, he produces a glorious delivery that swings in late, nips back off the seam, through the gate and Saetta’s middle stump is sent cartwheeling across the field. The CW are jubilant but it appears the Italians aren’t ready to throw in the towel just yet. The NAVs are going to continue the innings with their new and untested player, Sparviero. He plays his first over watchfully, electing to defend rather than try anything too extravagant and there is no score. “With his eye in, Spariero goes on the offensive in the next over. A couple of well-timed drives are fielded in the covers, so he attempts to launch one back over Hurricanes head. The shot is mistimed and as it streaks towards the bowlers head, like some Wagnerian thunderbolt from the gods, Hurricane sticks out his right hand, as much in protection as trying to catch it….
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