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rms1pa -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/24/2015 12:23:35 AM)

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All these losses for N&I C - what are they thinking?


umm, That they are the Yamato people and the goddess will be pleased with their sacrifice?

rms/pa




Justus2 -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/24/2015 4:04:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

[&:]

Nevada waited to get into effective range before opening fire (she was under fire before that) - and did pretty much all the damage...

Oklahoma sank CL Tama, while Nevada sank CA Kinugasa, CA Aoba, and CA Furutaka... then the TF commander (Hickman) ordered the action broken off... if you were going to cashier anyone, Hickman should be the guy since he broke off the winning battle.


But remember, Hickman was the Commander, so he wrote the report to Pearl....
I'm guessing it would only take a couple changes to the combat report [;)]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/24/2015 4:23:50 PM)

***********Kameamea Lounge, Royal Hawaiian, Feb 27, 1942(e)**********


Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: Admiral! Can I buy you a drink?

FAM: Sure! Get one for youself. They are only 50 cents!

Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: Barkeep! 2 Martinis, Bombay Saphire, shaken, 2 olives. <turns toward the Admiral> Admiral, I'm I. Dunn Cheatham, Esq. from Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. I represent Captain Headrick.

FAM: Ah, yes the Nevada guy. How does he like Kiska?

Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: He's still awaiting transport in Suva, sir, but I have some key information if I may....the plot track for Nevada and the gunnery report.

FAM: Holy crap! You mean somebody writes all that down?...................




desicat -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/24/2015 10:01:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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************FLASH DIRECTIVE, PACIFIC FLEET***********


TO: HEADRICK, O.N., USS NEVADA
FROM: FAM MANDRAKE, FOB ROYAL HAWAIIAN
DATE: 12:30:26:02:1942 ZULU


CAPTAIN ORDERED TO TRANSFER BY SEARCHPLANE TO SUVA FOR IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT USN RADIO STATION/KISKA STOP BRING PARKA OR SOMETHING END



At least we now know why Japan invaded Kiska (and Attu) - revenge!




Justus2 -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/25/2015 5:02:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

***********Kameamea Lounge, Royal Hawaiian, Feb 27, 1942(e)**********


Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: Admiral! Can I buy you a drink?

FAM: Sure! Get one for youself. They are only 50 cents!

Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: Barkeep! 2 Martinis, Bombay Saphire, shaken, 2 olives. <turns toward the Admiral> Admiral, I'm I. Dunn Cheatham, Esq. from Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. I represent Captain Headrick.

FAM: Ah, yes the Nevada guy. How does he like Kiska?

Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: He's still awaiting transport in Suva, sir, but I have some key information if I may....the plot track for Nevada and the gunnery report.

FAM: Holy crap! You mean somebody writes all that down?...................

CAPT Hickman may need to look for his parka now...




sprior -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/26/2015 1:35:10 PM)

I've heard of Jocks in frocks but I think those 2 on the right are taking it too far

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BBfanboy -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/26/2015 1:48:51 PM)

[:D]
Does the white carnation denote which one is the "bride"?
Note how the other fellow uses his 18" bayonet in place of the dirk at the front of his shorts-kilt. Show-off!




desicat -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/26/2015 2:20:06 PM)

With the large bulk of the IJN CV's, BB's, and CA's banging around N&I C and Eastern Australia I keep expecting the Royal Navy to make some grand sweeping movement to crush the Japanese in a surprise assault. Any turn now, I know its coming - soon. Can't wait. Yep, the Japanese don't know what they are in for....it will be magnificent I'm sure. Catch them with their pants down, Right-Oh! Soon.




rtrapasso -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/26/2015 2:45:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Justus2


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

***********Kameamea Lounge, Royal Hawaiian, Feb 27, 1942(e)**********


Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: Admiral! Can I buy you a drink?

FAM: Sure! Get one for youself. They are only 50 cents!

Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: Barkeep! 2 Martinis, Bombay Saphire, shaken, 2 olives. <turns toward the Admiral> Admiral, I'm I. Dunn Cheatham, Esq. from Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. I represent Captain Headrick.

FAM: Ah, yes the Nevada guy. How does he like Kiska?

Guy in Brooks Brothers suit: He's still awaiting transport in Suva, sir, but I have some key information if I may....the plot track for Nevada and the gunnery report.

FAM: Holy crap! You mean somebody writes all that down?...................

CAPT Hickman may need to look for his parka now...



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desicat -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/27/2015 1:59:19 AM)

Yes sirree Bob, the Brits will be here any minute. Soon....

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/29/2015 7:30:51 PM)

Naval losses last 2 days. We sank Arare with SBD's from Tanna.

KB gone for two days. Last time this happened it was the old double back trick.

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/29/2015 7:48:35 PM)

****************King Kameamea Lounge, Royal Hawaiian*************


FAM: Wait, you mean to tell me that when what's his name called a disengagement, Nevada had only 14% main gun ammo with two turrets completely out and Oklahoma had only 6% with three turrets out?

Navy dude: Yes sir.

FAM: And the destroyer screen was disorganized or disabled so he feared enemy torpedo attack?

Navy dude: Yes, sir.

FAM: Look, I'm beginning to think I may have been a bit rash with what's his name. Send him some flowers and a case of scotch.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/29/2015 7:51:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: desicat

Yes sirree Bob, the Brits will be here any minute. Soon....

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BBfanboy -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/29/2015 11:23:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


quote:

ORIGINAL: desicat

Yes sirree Bob, the Brits will be here any minute. Soon....

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Study oceanography
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Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet



YMCA?




uncivil_servant -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (9/30/2015 3:47:56 PM)

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ymcajapan.org/eastjapanen/uploads/Minami-sanriku%252520Camp.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ymcajapan.org/eastjapanen/index_4.html&h=360&w=640&tbnid=8PF6-teegpfeAM:&docid=6BYCUoXPyRmnkM&ei=ywMMVrCrDISxePTShcgJ&tbm=isch&ved=0CCIQMygFMAVqFQoTCPC8jaeNn8gCFYQYHgoddGkBmQ

But WHICH YMCA is the question.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 4:37:22 PM)

Look, youse guys, if youse guys want to be in Village People fan club at least get the name of the song right.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 4:41:00 PM)

14yr old SGIII: I wish you have woken my up earlier.

FAM: You mean "awakened".

14yr old SGIII: I don't care about that, it's the weekend.

FAM:<facepalm>




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 4:46:32 PM)

**************Feb 26, 1942(d)************

Admiral Lord SPrior has gone walkabout and apparently has given cryptic authority to "carry on". Well, let's see what's left of the Royal Navy when he gets back. [:D]




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 4:56:22 PM)

N&IC: 3rd day without the KB. Either we are missing the window to send more guys or we are cleverly refusing their bait. Noumea is going to go to a level 4 airfield in 2-3 days if JJ doesn't do something. 3 fully armed prewar USN BB's are steaming off of Noumea and everyone is getting a nice tan. The new blue officer jackets with the striped red neck kerchiefs look splendid.


We send some DD's to Koumac. 3rd night in a row. This time it works, sort of.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Koumac at 113,156, Range 11,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
AMC Aikoku Maru, Shell hits 5, heavy fires

Allied Ships
DD Litchfield, Shell hits 1
DD Brooks


One DD pretty much just makes it hard to sleep

Night Naval bombardment of Koumac at 113,156

Allied Ships
DD Brooks

DD Brooks firing at 33rd/A Division


Col. Cathcart <in briefing room at Suva International>: Here are the latest recon photos. As you can see, the airstrip is over here between the taro patch and the refuse dump in the NW corner. Here you can see the refueling truck...err...I mean the refueling hand cart. Now, the reporter from Time is going to fly along with...<looks at notes>..Yossarian so we want to be careful and not cause any collateral damage. Right, any questions.

Young hirsute officer: How are we supposed to see anything?

Colonel Cathcart: Why, with the Norden bombsight, of course. The United States Army Air Force has lavishly supplied you with the latest technology.

Young hirsute officer: But it's dark.

Colonel Cathcart: Group predicts a bomber's moon tonight.

Young hirsute officer: Fine, the Moon can have my seat then.


Colonel Cathcart: <leans over and quietly asks Squadron Flight Surgeon> Who is that guy?

Doc Daneeka: That's Yossarian, Colonel.

Colonel Cathcart: Is he crazy or something?

Doc Daneeka: Who, Yosssarian? Naahh, probably the least crazy person here.

Colonel Cathcart: LISTEN UP EVERYONE! Change of plans. the Time reporter will be flying with Nately.






Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 5:24:19 PM)

***********************23:35, 3 miles E of Koumac******************


A large pod of Bottlenose are annihilated


Night Air attack on Koumac , at 113,156

Weather in hex: Moderate rain

Raid spotted at 25 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 9 minutes

Allied aircraft
LB-30 Liberator x 3

No Allied losses




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 5:28:31 PM)

Norflok, the island: Sometimes **** just happens.

Sub attack near Norfolk Island at 113,171

Japanese Ships
SS I-173

Allied Ships
xAP Neptuna, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
AVD Ballard

Allied ground losses:
Vehicles lost 2 (1 destroyed, 1 disabled)




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 5:31:31 PM)

La Foa: Even in the day, from 4000 ft, it's hard to hit the Little Yellow Bastards.

Morning Air attack on 25th JNAF AF Unit , at 114,159 (La Foa)

Weather in hex: Heavy rain

Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 8,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 6 minutes

Allied aircraft
B-17D Fortress x 2
B-17E Fortress x 4

No Allied losses


This was mainly to remind JJ that Tanna is dangerous.

Afternoon Air attack on 25th JNAF AF Unit , at 114,159 (La Foa)

Weather in hex: Light cloud

Raid spotted at 31 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 12 minutes

Allied aircraft
F4F-3 Wildcat x 15
SBD-3 Dauntless x 11

No Allied losses




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 5:41:46 PM)

Noumea: We should have started this earler. Quite effective. As you can see, we are "all in" in Noumea. We are ahead in AV but it is a jungle hex. No ground attack yet. The BB's could do serious damage on bombardment but we need a new AE to rearm them. The one at Noumea is still burning.

Ground combat at Noumea (115,160)

Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 1287 troops, 74 guns, 34 vehicles, Assault Value = 433

Defending force 10895 troops, 99 guns, 14 vehicles, Assault Value = 377

Japanese ground losses:
85 casualties reported
Squads: 1 destroyed, 6 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Assaulting units:
2nd Marine Regiment
2nd USMC Parachute Battalion
2nd USMC Tank Battalion
8th Marine Regiment
193rd Tank Battalion
260th Field Artillery Battalion
804th Aviation Engineer Battalion
II US Fighter Cmnd
21st MAG
Noumea Base Force
3rd Marine Defense Battalion
808th Aviation Engineer Battalion
64th Coast AA Regiment
147th Field Artillery Battalion
198th Field Artillery Battalion
11th MAG /2

Defending units:
4th/A Division
4th/B Division
4th/C Division




desicat -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 6:30:08 PM)

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Allied Bombardment attack

Attacking force 1287 troops, 74 guns, 34 vehicles, Assault Value = 433

Defending force 10895 troops, 99 guns, 14 vehicles, Assault Value = 377


It looks like you have him outnumbered 1 to 10, but probably due to lack of supply the Japanese forces are armed with coconuts and bamboo staves. Deadly dangerous on Gilligan's Island, otherwise .... interesting. Jungle fighting is easy anyhow.




Chickenboy -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 9:46:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
We are ahead in AV but it is a jungle hex.


Como? I thought for sure it was a clear hex.




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/4/2015 10:06:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
We are ahead in AV but it is a jungle hex.


Como? I thought for sure it was a clear hex.



Actually it's jungle/rough




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/7/2015 4:27:16 PM)

*************Mandrake Household**********


FAM: <busily trying to find a replacement TE after the guy I just picked on waivers annoyingly got himself injured int he first quarter> Hmmmmm....

10 year old SGIV practicing her Student Council speech:..."One of the reasons why I would like to be on Student Council is to help the environment of the planet with recycling..."

FAM: <stops what he is doing and makes the John Belushi face..you know..the one he used when he just heard something really annoying and was about to go postal>




Cap Mandrake -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/7/2015 4:54:46 PM)

***********A little while back at daughter's wedding*************


FAM: <smiles broadly that bar is now closing after 5 hrs of open bar for 190 thirsty human beings..sadly, however, the DJ is also stopping and he was playing good stuff and everyone is whooping and hollering..>

20 something in state of wild, primal joy after 5 hours of consuming two carbon fragments: MR. MANDRAKE! THERE'S AN AFTER PARTY AT SUITE 103!

FAM: Ah, cool, I'll stop buy....<20 somethings run off like a Lakota war party...the FOB makes his way slowly back to his suite, 2 hrs after his usual bedtime, saying thank you to people for drinking all the free booze for 5 hrs..he says to himself> Sweet Baby Jesus, thank God and Greyhound that is over. I wonder where 103 is?

<as he approaches his suite he notices growing volume of noise..he rounds a corner and spies 30 people smoking cigars and drinking in a patio area..a look of recognition comes over his well-worn face> F***, that's my suite!





witpqs -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/7/2015 5:12:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

***********A little while back at daughter's wedding*************


FAM: <smiles broadly that bar is now closing after 5 hrs of open bar for 190 thirsty human beings..sadly, however, the DJ is also stopping and he was playing good stuff and everyone is whooping and hollering..>

20 something in state of wild, primal joy after 5 hours of consuming two carbon fragments: MR. MANDRAKE! THERE'S AN AFTER PARTY AT SUITE 103!

FAM: Ah, cool, I'll stop buy....<20 somethings run off like a Lakota war party...the FOB makes his way slowly back to his suite, 2 hrs after his usual bedtime, saying thank you to people for drinking all the free booze for 5 hrs..he says to himself> Sweet Baby Jesus, thank God and Greyhound that is over. I wonder where 103 is?

<as he approaches his suite he notices growing volume of noise..he rounds a corner and spies 30 people smoking cigars and drinking in a patio area..a look of recognition comes over his well-worn face> F***, that's my suite!



Then I guess the typo highlighted in red above was a classic Freudian slip! [:D]




BBfanboy -> RE: At dawn we slept.....in the cab on the way back from Olongapo (10/7/2015 7:36:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

***********A little while back at daughter's wedding*************


FAM: <smiles broadly that bar is now closing after 5 hrs of open bar for 190 thirsty human beings..sadly, however, the DJ is also stopping and he was playing good stuff and everyone is whooping and hollering..>

20 something in state of wild, primal joy after 5 hours of consuming two carbon fragments: MR. MANDRAKE! THERE'S AN AFTER PARTY AT SUITE 103!

FAM: Ah, cool, I'll stop buy....<20 somethings run off like a Lakota war party...the FOB makes his way slowly back to his suite, 2 hrs after his usual bedtime, saying thank you to people for drinking all the free booze for 5 hrs..he says to himself> Sweet Baby Jesus, thank God and Greyhound that is over. I wonder where 103 is?

<as he approaches his suite he notices growing volume of noise..he rounds a corner and spies 30 people smoking cigars and drinking in a patio area..a look of recognition comes over his well-worn face> F***, that's my suite!



If they were using the mini-bar, that explains your subsequent illness - although the pain should have been felt more in the wallet area. Were you using a money belt with that cummerbund?




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