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warspite1 -> RE: Hello (6/25/2019 4:48:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: x2oop

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Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive

Unfortunately not. Is he/she some kind of famous person here?
warspite1

Marylee is Zorch's ahem... lady friend. Sadly Zorch is dyslexic and he only befriended her online because he thought she was named Marylee69*






*allegedly.




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/25/2019 5:19:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1

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ORIGINAL: x2oop

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Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive

Unfortunately not. Is he/she some kind of famous person here?
warspite1

Marylee is Zorch's ahem... lady friend. Sadly Zorch is dyslexic and he only befriended her online because he thought she was named Marylee69*

*allegedly.


I can neither confirm nor deny that baseless, false, and defamatory allegation.
However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.




RangerJoe -> RE: Hello (6/25/2019 5:38:05 PM)

Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/25/2019 5:45:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .

Maybe that's why my bank is so upset?




Lecivius -> RE: Hello (6/25/2019 6:18:27 PM)

Good Grief, is this thing still here??? [&:]




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/25/2019 6:20:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lecivius

Good Grief, is this thing still here??? [&:]



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RangerJoe -> RE: Hello (6/25/2019 10:40:17 PM)

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Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .


Maybe that's why my bank is so upset?


Take a pin and punch out part of the numbers on the check that are written in magnetic ink. Turn an 8 into a 3 or a 4 or a 9 or a 6 or a 1. Put a little wet rust on other numbers to change them as well . . .




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 12:10:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Okay zorch, you are not dyslexic. You can still misread numbers . . .


Maybe that's why my bank is so upset?


Take a pin and punch out part of the numbers on the check that are written in magnetic ink. Turn an 8 into a 3 or a 4 or a 9 or a 6 or a 1. Put a little wet rust on other numbers to change them as well . . .

Gee what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? It's so must better than photocopying $1 bills.

You can write me at:
TwentyToForty
Inmate #314159
Federal Penitentiary
Leavenworth, KS




RangerJoe -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 12:30:56 AM)

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There was a guy in the 1800s who gold plated V nickles and bought things costing less than 5 cents. Often he would receive change for a 5 dollar gold piece - sometimes including more of those V nickles. He was finally caught by the Secret Service, tried, and found not guilty. How? He never said that they were 5 dollar gold pieces - he was mute!




warspite1 -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 6:08:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.

warspite1

For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.

Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 8:59:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.

warspite1

For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.

Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.


I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.





Orm -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 11:49:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: x2oop

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Hello and welcome. do you know Marylee96? He/She/ has been very evasive

Unfortunately not. Is he/she some kind of famous person here?

No, not at all. He is the spammer that begun this thread.

Most of the others just fool around in this thread. As do I.




Orm -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 11:50:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: x2oop

Somehow I overlooked this thread, so maybe it's good idea to fix it now and say hello to all! [:)]

Hello, x2oop, and welcome to the forum. [:)]




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 11:54:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.

warspite1

For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.

Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.


I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.


Another way to catch Warspite is to have a showing of the alleged film 'Pearl Harbor'. Warspite is drawn to this like a moth to a flame. He can easily be recognized, as he will be the only person in the audience.




warspite1 -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 4:09:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.

warspite1

For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.

Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.


I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.


warspite1

I say, it's a veritable Latin lesson:

'Wears Pit' - Latin for Brad's more handsome brother
'Arts Wipe' - Latin for A fine thespian and doyen of the arts world
'Tar We Pis' - Latin for I'm bustin' for a waz
'Pea Wrist' - Latin for hung like a donkey






warspite1 -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 4:17:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Zorch

However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.

warspite1

For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.

Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.


I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.


Another way to catch Warspite is to have a showing of the alleged film 'Pearl Harbor'. Warspite is drawn to this like a moth to a flame. He can easily be recognized, as he will be the only person in the audience.
warspite1

What is wrong with Pearl Harbor? If there's been a finer celluloid experience, a film more capable of studiously avoiding the creation of a polemical, whilst providing a thought-provoking juxtaposition of the genre, then I've yet to see it. Plus there's like lot's of splosions an' machine guns rat-a-tat-ing and aircraft like dive-bombing Weeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh - an' guns going boom an', an' you gotta watch it man its dope.




Orm -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 4:47:01 PM)

Nothing is wrong with it. Or, perhaps, all is wrong with it. And Dunkirk is a serious challenger.




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 5:13:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


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ORIGINAL: Zorch


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ORIGINAL: warspite1


quote:

ORIGINAL: Zorch

However I can disclose that 'Ape Writs' is Warspite's real name.

warspite1

For the scholars of the classics, I do not need to remind you of the meaning of the Latin term Ape Writs.

Ape Writs: A witty raconteur, bon viveur and international lover.


I have been advised (by a very reliable source) that 'Pea Wrist', 'Wears Pit', 'Arts Wipe' and 'Tar We Pis' are among the aliases used by the notorious master criminal Warspite. Please be on the lookout for this despicable character. Call your local police dept. immediately if you even begin to suspect his presence.


warspite1

I say, it's a veritable Latin lesson:

'Wears Pit' - Latin for Brad's more handsome brother
'Arts Wipe' - Latin for A fine thespian and doyen of the arts world
'Tar We Pis' - Latin for I'm bustin' for a waz
'Pea Wrist' - Latin for hung like a donkey




See what kind of monster we're up against? He's smarter than a donkey, more handsome than 'the asp', and begs us to hang him from a bust of Brad Pitt! Or is it the other way around?

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warspite1 -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 6:42:08 PM)

He said bust

Fnarr, Fnarr




RangerJoe -> RE: Hello (6/26/2019 7:10:43 PM)

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He said bust

Fnarr, Fnarr


How about the answer to everything? Here is a couple of . . .




Chickenboy -> RE: Hello (6/27/2019 11:33:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: warspite1
Plus there's like lot's of splosions an' machine guns rat-a-tat-ing and aircraft like dive-bombing Weeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh - an' guns going boom an', an' you gotta watch it man its dope.



Word-to your mother.

"Ape Wrists"? Isn't that an unfortunate tendency of one's (usually right wrist) being unusually developed because of repeated and prolonged self-...

Whoa! Look at the time![:-]




Titanwarrior89 -> RE: Hello (6/28/2019 3:27:29 AM)

For ever and ever...Bump.[&o]




warspite1 -> RE: Hello (6/28/2019 4:33:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: warspite1
Plus there's like lot's of splosions an' machine guns rat-a-tat-ing and aircraft like dive-bombing Weeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh - an' guns going boom an', an' you gotta watch it man its dope.



Word-to your mother.

"Ape Wrists"? Isn't that an unfortunate tendency of one's (usually right wrist) being unusually developed because of repeated and prolonged self-...

Whoa! Look at the time![:-]
warspite1

I don't know what you mean. You're not one of those weirdos that write - and do stuff - with their right hand are you?




Chickenboy -> RE: Hello (6/28/2019 3:21:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: warspite1
I don't know what you mean. You're not one of those weirdos that write - and do stuff - with their right hand are you?


Yes. And yes.




Orm -> RE: Hello (6/29/2019 8:56:29 PM)

Hey.




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/29/2019 9:29:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Orm

Hey.

.yeH




Chickenboy -> RE: Hello (6/29/2019 9:41:00 PM)

? olleh-itna nA




Zorch -> RE: Hello (6/29/2019 9:48:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

? olleh-itna nA

.seY




warspite1 -> RE: Hello (6/30/2019 4:36:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: warspite1
I don't know what you mean. You're not one of those weirdos that write - and do stuff - with their right hand are you?


Yes. And yes.
warspite1

Ewww.....




Zap -> RE: Hello (6/30/2019 5:22:54 AM)

Going international with the Hello are we?




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