Arnir -> RE: Rescue when sinking in port (7/16/2004 2:56:33 AM)
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I have this image from the Pirates of the Carribean movie. Stepping off the mast onto the dock. [:D] Move to Pearl Harbor: Captain, the ship just sank. What? The ship sank. Shouldn't we be drowning then? Well, we are in port. Ah, that helps then. Send for a boat to take us off. Sorry, sir, USN regulations prevent sending a boat to a sunken ship. Why? Because it would be under water, sir. What about survivors? Well, sir, they would be in the water. Regs allow us to rescue people in the water, sir. Downright encourage it sir. So, we can't get a boat sent to us because we have sunk, but since we are in port we are really only nestled in the mud. But, if we jump into the water, then they will send a boat to get us to the dock? Yes, sir. Uh, sir. You can't jump in the water, sir. You have to go down with the ship, sir. I already have. I understand sir, but the Navy Department... Where did I put the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch? Run away, run away. (Thank you. I'll be here all week.)
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