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RE: The Thread - 3/14/2006 11:21:27 PM   
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Hello all. Pray to the Thread that today isn't going to be a bad day for me.

My mother, who had triple bypass surgery a few years ago, called me this morning. Apparently one arm, shoulder and side of her neck are still and sore and I need to take her to the doctor in a couple of hours. She's probably been moving boxes of stuff around so it is likely just pulled muscles but it still worries me.



Thread protect and keep you and your mother. Sorry to hear of your woes...


Too soon after my father's death to have her die too. Hoping its just pulled or sore muscles.


Massive good vibes and wishes headed your way..............

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RE: The Thread - 3/14/2006 11:23:29 PM   
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I would be the second car on the left.

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RE: The Thread - 3/14/2006 11:25:26 PM   
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i thought i'd check the website in the photo - and got a porn site!

Not good when you are at work!!



Only part of the site is porn and I don't view that one (at work) The section withy these kinds of pictures is the Funny Farm. I have that page bookmarked so I don't have to view the main page.

direct link: http://www.watchersweb.com/sub_index.php?cat=FunnyFarm

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RE: The Thread - 3/14/2006 11:28:03 PM   
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From the same site. This is what I did during my days on the road:






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RE: The Thread - 3/14/2006 11:43:51 PM   
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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 1:04:42 AM   
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I'm working on a business plan to open some donut shops that are actually IN the police stations.

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 2:08:20 AM   
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Another bad joke:

Two potatoes are standing on the street corner, and one of them is a hooker. How can you tell which one it is (just by looking)?
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It's the one that has the sticker on it that says:
"I- DA- HO" !!

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 2:39:01 AM   
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i can see these jokes are going over like the proverbial lead balloon...

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 2:44:04 AM   
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OK - back to pics, i guess. Since we've been doing Police photos today:






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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 2:59:27 AM   
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From the same site. This is what I did during my days on the road:







I would have thought that they would have issued you something more like this to take on the neighborhood toddlers :




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:04:15 AM   
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Ok, so moving right along. Another picture I came across recenlty. I bet others have seen it before, but it bears repeating.





i think this is an international phenomenon: pretty sure the sign on the front of the building says something about donuts...




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:10:22 AM   
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i'd say this has to be an error:




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:11:32 AM   
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i'd say this has to be an error:





Well, maybe not:




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:23:07 AM   
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Doc thinks its just muscles in my mother's back. She has some perscription pain relievers and anti-muscle spasm drugs now. I'll be seeing her in the morning (its about 5:20 pm as I write this), so things look okay. Painful for her, but okay.

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:26:51 AM   
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Glad to hear its nothing TOO serious! Here's wishing her a speedy recovery!!!

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 4:25:30 AM   
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here's a bad job for ya...




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 1:18:53 PM   
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Glad to hear all should be ok Dtravel

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 2:31:33 PM   
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Todays 'funny' pic:

"Nik went a huntin' for some firewood for those long cold nights in hiding.....err timber"




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:17:51 PM   
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After the log almost hit him but did hit his truck, Nik also ended up with a log in his pants...

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:21:21 PM   
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here's a bad job for ya...





Another bad job (from the original Test Thread):




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:22:50 PM   
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After the log almost hit him but did hit his truck, Nik also ended up with a log in his pants...


False. Nik's tail was also cut off by the falling tree. Nik is not a Homo Sapien but is clearly a Homo Ergaster

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:24:52 PM   
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After the log almost hit him but did hit his truck, Nik also ended up with a log in his pants...


False. Nik's tail was also cut off by the falling tree. Nik is not a Homo Sapien but is clearly a Homo Ergaster


ah, so that's a stump of a tail we see! but i'll bet he also has a log in his pants!

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:25:15 PM   
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Is that the same as a Homo Dumbass? My latin's a bit rusty...

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:25:51 PM   
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Is that the same as a Homo Dumbass? My latin's a bit rusty...



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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 3:29:43 PM   
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Is that the same as a Homo Dumbass? My latin's a bit rusty...




Not quite. Nik's particular genus is Nikus Thickus

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 4:07:36 PM   
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Not quite. Nik's particular genus is Nikus Thickus


Insufficient Citation....do you have a source to back up your claim?




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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 4:31:24 PM   
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Not quite. Nik's particular genus is Nikus Thickus


Insufficient Citation....do you have a source to back up your claim?







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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 4:39:03 PM   
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ah, so that's a stump of a tail we see! but i'll bet he also has a log in his pants!


thats not a log in the front of my pants.


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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 4:43:11 PM   
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So it's a bush?

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RE: The Thread - 3/15/2006 4:43:19 PM   
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ah, so that's a stump of a tail we see! but i'll bet he also has a log in his pants!


thats not a log in the front of my pants.



I'm talking about the log in the seat of your pants... (log, aka load).

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