Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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*********Captured Jap. Ammo Bunker, Nandi, Fiji, 08:20, December 16, 1942********* Lt. Beckham, RN: Right, so I am particularly looking for 356mm/45 main gun ammo for Prince of Wales. Lt. jg Mota: Got that, sir. I have 46 pallets of HE, 22 of AP and even 10 of something called GR. Lt. Beckham, RN: GR? I'm afraid I've not heard of it. Lt. jg Mota: Here is the information that came with the packing slip. It reads, "Green ammunition is a patented product of M&M Enterprises which seeks to limit global cooling by dispersing fewer sub 5 micron dust particles into the atmosphere. For best results, the use of delayed contact fuses is NOT advised. Please enjoy the product safely." Lt. Beckham, RN: Well, I'll be damned. Let us have then 200 rounds of HE, 50 of AP and let's have 50 of the GN. The Captain is quite keen on running a green ship. Perhaps we can save a bit on the purchase of 'dust credits'. Prince of Wales and Oklahoma will be rearranging the furniture at Suva for a bit. Lt. jg Mota: Great! This stuff is really starting to move. Lt. Beckham, RN: Splendid! What do I owe you then? Can we put it on the Lend Lease card? This thing has a great interest rate. Lt. jg Mota: Oh no, it's on the Japs. Lt. Beckham, RN: Go on! You are having sport with me. Lt. jg Mota: No, no I'm not kidding. We just found all this ****, err, sorry sir, I mean stuff......
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