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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:13:06 PM

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Slacker...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:24:41 PM

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So, you guys remember the PRHN incident from earlier this year? My fawning over Pretty Red-Haired Nurse?

Turns out it was a good thing I didn't pursue it further than I did. She's a lesbian. Not only that, but her girlfriend works in another department at the hospital. She (the girlfriend) has been to "visit" us a number of times recently and always seems to "coincidentally" bump into PRHN.

They're keeping it a secret; can't say I blame them. If I were gay, and worked somewhere that had a staff composed of 85% men, I'd keep quiet too.

Condolences.

Office party + alchol = possible T sandwich . . . or is there some Danish law about converting/dating co-workers.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:26:03 PM

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No law, except the "That's Not Done" one that I live by. Just going to mozy on down the road...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:28:12 PM

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So, you guys remember the PRHN incident from earlier this year? My fawning over Pretty Red-Haired Nurse?

Turns out it was a good thing I didn't pursue it further than I did. She's a lesbian. Not only that, but her girlfriend works in another department at the hospital. She (the girlfriend) has been to "visit" us a number of times recently and always seems to "coincidentally" bump into PRHN.

They're keeping it a secret; can't say I blame them. If I were gay, and worked somewhere that had a staff composed of 85% men, I'd keep quiet too.

Now just adjust your radar and another target will come by. If you just adjust it slightly you could be part of a triumvirate that you can brag about

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:29:06 PM

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No law, except the "That's Not Done" one that I live by. Just going to mozy on down the road...

Plenty more fish in the sea old boy. There's someone out there for everyone.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:30:34 PM

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That's so lame it needs to be sent to the glue factory.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:31:56 PM

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That's so lame it needs to be sent to the glue factory.

Yep

I thought I'd try the sensative approach

It's not really me though, I'm far better at the good natured abuse

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:32:53 PM

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I'd expect no less from a member of the Junior Service...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:34:26 PM

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I'd expect no less from a member of the Junior Service...

They're our traditions, gathered over many years

Still, we're almost as old as the United States of America

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:39:20 PM

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Brother owes me a belated birthday bar tab. For those eligible, enjoy the 3-day weekend.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:40:39 PM

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I'd expect no less from a member of the Junior Service...

They're our traditions, gathered over many years Still, we're almost as old as the United States of America

And about as wise...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:44:42 PM

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I'd expect no less from a member of the Junior Service...

They're our traditions, gathered over many years Still, we're almost as old as the United States of America

And about as wise...

Yep. Where else is sliding down the side of a HAS in a metal drip tray an accepted sport? Or the construction of MEK cannons considered an art form? Or a place where they encourage us to think for ourselves and give us the technical knowledge and all the tools we could ever need to produce a wide variety of improvised weapons and transport

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:46:29 PM

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Where else is sliding down the side of a HAS in a metal drip tray an accepted sport? Or the construction of MEK cannons considered an art form? Or a place where they encourage us to think for ourselves and give us the technical knowledge and all the tools we could ever need to produce a wide variety of improvised weapons and transport

Pikeyland?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 10:48:52 PM

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Newark?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 11:02:35 PM

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Evening gents

Anyone heard anything from Gem lately?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 11:16:18 PM

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Anyone heard anything from Gem lately?

Not I. Hope he is ok.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 11:19:12 PM

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Come on, LogBoy, let's have your gag. Dixie, NG and bobo have done theirs.

Can I have a turn again?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 11:28:50 PM

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Sure. Got a good one?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/22/2009 11:33:43 PM

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Guess not.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 12:10:12 AM

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Hmm, 815 pages

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 12:17:34 AM

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Always know I can trust my brothers for moral support...

We're here for you, T...... in a fraternal kind of way, of course!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 12:20:59 AM

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Time for an un-PC joke...

Oh, goody!!!

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An Englishman, a German and a Japanese guy are all sat in a hospital maternity ward waiting room.� They get talking and find that their wives are all giving birth at the same time.� After a couple of hours the midwife comes through and tells them they're all the fathers of baby boys.� But the hospital has mixed up the babies and they aren't sure which one is which.
The English guy stands up, declaring that he will easily be able to identify his baby from the other two.� He marches into the ward and emerges a minute later carrying a Japanese baby.� The Japanese guy stands up and starts protesting loudly.� The Englishman turns to him:
"Shove off, one of those two babies in there is a Kraut, and I'm not taking any chances"*

*References to Germans can be changed for French as well

Very nice!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 12:25:06 AM

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Back from my son's hockey lesson, and it's now time for chores and then packing for my wife and my weekend away in the mountains.

I may have a chance to tithe from the Biltmore Estate, but if not, have a great weekend, Brothers.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 12:35:26 AM

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Back from my son's hockey lesson, and it's now time for chores and then packing for my wife and my weekend away in the mountains.�

I may have a chance to tithe from the Biltmore Estate, but if not, have a great weekend, Brothers.�

Have fun and drive safe!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 3:01:52 AM

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Tithe

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 3:08:05 AM

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Go back to your beer and beans, bobo...

beer number 6 and i'm eatin red bean and rice now.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 3:09:44 AM

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I'd expect no less from a member of the Junior Service...

They're our traditions, gathered over many years Still, we're almost as old as the United States of America

yall just look older.

hmm. the beer seems to be hurting my ability to retort.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 3:15:28 AM

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Go back to your beer and beans, bobo...

beer number 6 and i'm eatin red bean and rice now.

If the beans keep you up, you can send me a turn.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 8:11:02 AM

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Tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 5/23/2009 8:27:20 AM

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Go back to your beer and beans, bobo...

beer number 6 and i'm eatin red bean and rice now.

If the beans keep you up, you can send me a turn.

i did. did it not come through. sending again.

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