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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:48:39 PM

bobogoboom

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Hi all,

Oh my...

Martin?

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RAF girls fly by the seat of their panties

by The Sun UK
John Kay
Chief Reporter

TOP Guns have amassed a treasure trove of knickers - paid by RAF girls as "fares" for a ride in a jet.

A whole wall of the Tornado pilots' bar is covered with the framed panties - with more hanging from the ceiling.

The tradition was started at Mount Pleasant airfield in the Falklands by fast jet crews.

But pilots of helicopters and rescue planes charge a BRA for a joyride.

One woman RAF officer said: "If you went flying with all the different aircraft in the Falklands, you wouldn't have any underwear left."

The fast jet pilots' private bar - a converted bedroom - is also decorated with an ejector seat.

Another female officer said: "Any woman who wants a flight in a jet has to offer her underwear in return.

"Underneath the framed women's underwear are messages like 'Thanks for the ride' and 'Thanks for making me squeal.'"

The airfield is manned by 700 RAF personnel, but only ten of the officers are women.

An RAF veteran revealed some of the high-jinks that went on in the pilots' bar - including "mess rugby" with a cabbage as a ball.

Last night RAF sources confirmed the existence of the knickers display.

A senior officer said: "All flights are approved. There is no question of illicit use of jets.

"Passengers are not forced to hand over knickers as a fare - but if they wish to make a donation, that is entirely up to them."

Last night the Ministry of Defence said: "Nobody should get upset about this. There's an approved system for allowing passenger flights in jets."

Leo "Apollo11"

Having seen the majority of WAAFs, I'd stay clear of their underwear

I've not done a full det in the Falklands, so I wouldn't be able to comment even if the RAF would let me

are the falklands girls any better

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:49:21 PM

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That started last Monday. By tomorrow, she'll have been employed for 10 days, and have a 70% rate of absence.

and yet you can't fire her

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:50:17 PM

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finaly got success against steve.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:50:54 PM

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are the falklands girls any better

I didn't know there were girls on the Falklands ... only sheep.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:50:59 PM

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30% works in baseball, not employment. Better luck on your next evil minion.

got tickets to the game tonight cant wait for my ballpark frank covered in musterd.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:52:33 PM

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are the falklands girls any better

I didn't know there were girls on the Falklands ... only sheep.

after long enough there do the look like girls dixie

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:57:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dixie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

Oh my...

Martin?

quote:

RAF girls fly by the seat of their panties

by The Sun UK
John Kay
Chief Reporter

TOP Guns have amassed a treasure trove of knickers - paid by RAF girls as "fares" for a ride in a jet.

A whole wall of the Tornado pilots' bar is covered with the framed panties - with more hanging from the ceiling.

The tradition was started at Mount Pleasant airfield in the Falklands by fast jet crews.

But pilots of helicopters and rescue planes charge a BRA for a joyride.

One woman RAF officer said: "If you went flying with all the different aircraft in the Falklands, you wouldn't have any underwear left."

The fast jet pilots' private bar - a converted bedroom - is also decorated with an ejector seat.

Another female officer said: "Any woman who wants a flight in a jet has to offer her underwear in return.

"Underneath the framed women's underwear are messages like 'Thanks for the ride' and 'Thanks for making me squeal.'"

The airfield is manned by 700 RAF personnel, but only ten of the officers are women.

An RAF veteran revealed some of the high-jinks that went on in the pilots' bar - including "mess rugby" with a cabbage as a ball.

Last night RAF sources confirmed the existence of the knickers display.

A senior officer said: "All flights are approved. There is no question of illicit use of jets.

"Passengers are not forced to hand over knickers as a fare - but if they wish to make a donation, that is entirely up to them."

Last night the Ministry of Defence said: "Nobody should get upset about this. There's an approved system for allowing passenger flights in jets."

Leo "Apollo11"

Having seen the majority of WAAFs, I'd stay clear of their underwear

I've not done a full det in the Falklands, so I wouldn't be able to comment even if the RAF would let me

are the falklands girls any better

I don't know. I was only there for two weeks and only got away from MPA once. I didn't see any girls then either, just sheep, birds, seals and penguins.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:58:07 PM

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are the falklands girls any better

I didn't know there were girls on the Falklands ... only sheep.

They're imported specially

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:58:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: bobogoboom

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That started last Monday. By tomorrow, she'll have been employed for 10 days, and have a 70% rate of absence.

and yet you can't fire her

Nope... Luckily, I'm not her boss...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 4:58:47 PM

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are the falklands girls any better

I didn't know there were girls on the Falklands ... only sheep.

after long enough there do the look like girls dixie

Que? That's almost a sentence you've put together there

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 5:04:24 PM

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finaly got success against steve.

Yes you did capture Port Morseby. So congratulations!

And it only cost you 2CV's,1 CVL, and a whole boat load of ships and aircraft. Now how are you going to feed all those guys? You know that any thing that floats is going to get massacred trying to get to PM. And I have enough OZ based Heavy LBA to keep those airfields and ports unusable.You better get "I-boat express" ready!

Too bad about Kaga! If your Betty pilots hadn't been lying to you About North Carolina, that might have pulled the sting, but they either lie or need glasses!

The boys on the "showboat" are just fueling and having a few beers in OZ-land , then they'll be back to see you!

So welcome to the Port Morseby roach motel! You can check out, but you can never leave! (alive!).

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 6:20:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

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are the falklands girls any better

I didn't know there were girls on the Falklands ... only sheep.

They're imported specially

The girls or the sheep?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 6:32:53 PM

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are the falklands girls any better

I didn't know there were girls on the Falklands ... only sheep.

They're imported specially

The girls or the sheep?

Both. The sheep are from New Zealand and Wales. The girls are from Norfolk, where the genetic pool is larger than the Falklands

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 7:06:07 PM

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Sleepy-time Tithe, methinks...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 7:10:41 PM

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Late lunch - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 7:16:20 PM

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Both. The sheep are from New Zealand and Wales. The girls are from Norfolk, where the genetic pool is larger than the Falklands

I knew a girl from New Zealand. Think has name was Diane? Met her in Sydney on the docks. She didn't shave her pits or her ... but they weren't all that white and fuzzy. And she definitely didn't go baaa .. baaa!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 7:44:18 PM

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Both. The sheep are from New Zealand and Wales. The girls are from Norfolk, where the genetic pool is larger than the Falklands

I knew a girl from New Zealand. Think has name was Diane? Met her in Sydney on the docks. She didn't shave her pits or her ... but they weren't all that white and fuzzy. And she definitely didn't go baaa .. baaa!

Bah

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 7:45:53 PM

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I had 2 interviews arranged for tomorrow. Just had a phone call to say 1 employer has already offered the role to someone. They are very sorry. That's fair then.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 7:54:44 PM

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30% works in baseball, not employment. Better luck on your next evil minion.

got tickets to the game tonight cant wait for my ballpark frank covered in musterd.

It's like africa hot today, hope you're not sitting in left field.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 8:49:30 PM

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are the falklands girls any better

I've heard tell that they're not baaaaaad!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 9:14:51 PM

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are the falklands girls any better

I've heard tell that they're not baaaaaad!

There are girls in the Falklands? I thought it was just sheep and penguins.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 9:28:10 PM

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30% works in baseball, not employment. Better luck on your next evil minion.

got tickets to the game tonight cant wait for my ballpark frank covered in musterd.

It's like africa hot today, hope you're not sitting in left field.

i already went running at noon i think i can deal with the heat. especialy with a tasty beverage

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 9:36:30 PM

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Parole - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 10:11:15 PM

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just sheep, birds, seals and penguins.

How nice. Something for everyone.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 10:18:55 PM

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There are girls in the Falklands? I thought it was just sheep and penguins.

http://www.falklands-nature.demon.co.uk/wildlife/chklst.html

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/18/2009 11:39:05 PM

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No wonder there aren't any girls. There's no room!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 3:09:10 AM

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A few months ago, there was a thread (maybe this one?) that started talking about the climate of Noumea and how it was something of a desert... i started reading about Noumea and now discover it has rainfall of around 35-40 inches/year and has rather impressive forests... this is a bit more rainfall than Dallas gets, and while Dallas is a bit dry, it certainly is not a desert... and i think forests would also exclude a desert.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 4:13:04 AM

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Sleepy Tithe

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 4:21:56 AM

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Turn in the inbox.

Combat replay and then bed - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/19/2009 5:11:15 AM

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Tithe...

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