pasternakski
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ORIGINAL: pasternakski Ah, but you are wrong, ozone destroyer breath. I played football (American variety) in high school and college. In high school, I was a fullback on offense and middle linebacker on defense. Was quite the stud in those days, if I do say so myself. In college, they figured me for a linebacker, and I became a deep reserve (I was small for the position, but I made up for it by being slow) and suicide-squad (that's kicking teams for the uninitiated) player. Was that enough to get you on "Sharons"...ummm....queue? No sloppy seconds for me, dude. Sharon and I were kind of an item for awhile in high school, but she dumped me for Keith, who was a wrestler. I guess she liked his takedown technique. I ran into her twice after that, once when I was home on leave from the Air Farce (and, yes, we went out for a few laps around the track) and later at our five-year reunion (when I saw, evenat the tender age of 23, poor Sharon had been ridden hard and put away wet a few times too often). Too bad. I always liked Sharon. Great sense of humor. In her senior year, after she finished second to Jackie - who else? - for homecoming queen, she said to me, "She's gonna need dentures at an early age, 'cause somebody's gonna get so sick of that cheesy smile they're gonna kick it right down her throat."
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Put my faith in the people And the people let me down. So, I turned the other way, And I carry on anyhow.
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