Kwik E Mart
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ORIGINAL: Nikademus quote:
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart erm....wasn't it "towel off", not "take off"? gotta love beer hunter.... nope...."Take off" hoser. Bob: "Okay, take a sixpack of cans (like normally we drink bottles eh, but for this game you gotta use cans), so take a six of your favorites, right - it's like Russian roulette, it's called The Beer Hunter. Bob: "Hoser's gonna open six beers, or however many it takes..." Doug: "No - I'm gonna open one, eh. And then you're gonna open one. So like, if I don't get a wethead you will." Doug: "You have to hold the beer like right to your head, on an angle, so, like, even if it isn't the one you're still gonna get wet." Bob: "I'm hopin' this is it." (opens can). Ah. Doug: "Okay it isn't." Bob: "Okay, that one didn't explode so you have to drink it." Doug: "The punishment is not too bad, I think I can take it eh." Bob: "You get thirsty playin' this game." Doug: "This is how he hoses me every time." Bob: "No, don't take that one. That could be the one. No, don't take that one. That - okay, take that one." Doug: "You're tomentin' me now. I'm takin' the one I took first. (Doug gets a beer shower) Aaagh!" Bob: "I win. I win every time. Wethead. Towel off. Get out. Oh, you're blowin' the floor. Way to go. Doug: "You hoser." Bob: "Beer shampoo." ok, guess i had Bob's next to last line in my head...i stand corrected... hoser...
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