sprior
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Joined: 6/18/2002 From: Portsmouth, UK Status: offline
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Kandy House, Ceylon (Phone rings) Miss Fay Dingway: SEAC Headquarters, Kandy House, Miss Fay dingway speaking, how... no sir, I have to... no, please let me finish... sir... please... thank you... how may I help you? Yes, he is one moment please. (presses button) Simon, phone for you. Admiral Lord Sprior VD, Scab, Scar and Bar (our hero): Miss Dingway, How many times must I tell you? It's "sir" or "admiral" when we're at the office. You never know when ffiona might be here for tiffin. What is it? Miss FD: Sir, it's a Mr Churchy on the phone. I think he's a bit tiddly. ALS: Mr Churchy, I don't know a Mr Churchy. Are you sure? FD: Yes.. sir. ALS: Do you mean Mr Churchill? Put him through woman. (thinks: she's going to have to go. But those legs...) My dear Winnie, soo good to hear from you... yes, yes the ointment worked fine... yes, Miss Dingwaty too... and ffiona... yes, yes you have sent us a lot of troops and ships... yes, some planes too... What are they doing? Well, they're training... these Japs are damned cunning you know, you'd think they'd been planning this war for years... yes, yes I know the 8th Army want the Aussies back but they bloody well can't have them... yes and you can tell Curtin to get stuffed too... they're in Perth... no Perth... no, south west Australia... remember I told you about Operation Otter... yes, yes, soon. Good bye. Git.
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