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Joined: 6/18/2002 From: Portsmouth, UK Status: offline
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THERE WAS A LAD CALLED ALADDIN WHO HAD A MAGIC LAMP, HE TOOK IT OFF A MATELOT WHO WAS FATHOMS UP A TRAMP, HE STOLE IT FROM A MATELOT TOO SEE WHAT HE COULD GET, AND HE RUBBED AND HE RUBBED AND HE AIN'T GOT F*** ALL YET, OH! FAH, LAH, LE LAH, LAH LE DEE, SIXTEEN ANNERS ONE RUPEE FEED OF A**E ON A SYCAMORE TREE OH B****R JANNER. A SULTAN SAID TO ALADDIN, MY PALACE YOU CAN PAINT, ALADDIN LIKE A BIG O.D. SAID NO I F******G AIN'T, SO OFF HE WENT, WITH A ONE INCH BRUSH AND A POT OF BLACK ENAMEL, AND HE SHOVED IT UP THE A***HOLE OF THE SULTANS FAVOURITE CAMEL, OH! FAH, LAH, LE LAH, LAH LE DEE, SIXTEEN ANNERS ONE RUPEE FEED OF A**E ON A SYCAMORE TREE OH B****R JANNER YOU MAKE FARCE, KISS MY A**E, MAKE FAST THE DINGY, YOU MAKE FARCE, KISS MY A**E, MAKE FAST THE DINGY, AND WE'LL ALL GO BACK TO OGGIE LAND, TO OGGIE LAND, AND WE'LL ALL GO BACK TO OGGIE LAND, WHERE THEY CAN'T TELL PAPER, FROM TISSUE PAPER, TISSUE PAPER, MARMALADE AND JAM, OGGIE, OGGIE, OGGIE, OYE, OYE, OYE OGGIE, OGGIE, OGGIE, OYE, OYE, OYE
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