Onime No Kyo
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake So Stalker Girl throws this surprise birthday party for me this weekend and my hot neighbor comes over...the one either now divorced or going through it. She is at least part Native American. Why is that germane, you ask? Because she comes over in this flimsy top that makes Disney's Pocahontas look like an amateur. I think we were having a low gravity night because there did seem an unnatural degree of endogenous support if you know what I mean. This is the same neighbor who, a couple of months back, was out getting something out of her Benz dressed as a commando if you get my drift. Anyway, at the end of the party I am standing there with my brother and brother in law and their wives and my brother asks, "Who is your neighbor?" I was a bit concerned where this was heading but he is a very social guy so I thought it might be harmless. So I say, "Oh, she's XXXXXXXX. She's getting a divorce." And my brother in law says, "Oh, those were bolt-ons". And my brother says, "You think so?" "Yeah, too high up. Bad job." And they start to discuss the techincal aspects like it was a custom muffler instalation. Meanwhile my sister and sister-in-law are just standing there. And I am thinking to myself, "Holy crap! Are you two retards? Now I know why the keg is empty." I finally had to just break in and say, "Well, thanks for coming." <fake yawn> Sometimes yeast excrement is dangerous. Yeah. Some people just dont know when to shut up and enjoy the view.
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